Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[BRAD]

I was breathing hard?



~Brian

Yeah it kinda sounded that way when you walked around to the front of the car. 

[Krandall]

I was breathing hard?



~Brian

Yeah it kinda sounded that way when you walked around to the front of the car. 

Brian was creaming his pants. 

[socalrappy700]

I was breathing hard?



~Brian

You were breathing hard when you were talking to Cock Blocker.   

What's up bitches...

Yo Scott

[Flynbyu]

Flight of the Choncords.....Epsiode 10.

For you Krandall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc&feature=related

Hilarious.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Cock Blocker = Primetime cock block




~Brian

[Flynbyu]

I'm heading out.

Later gang.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Flight of the Choncords.....Epsiode 10.

For you Krandall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc&feature=related

Hilarious.

~Brian

AWESOME!!! These guys are awesome!

[BRAD]

Whats up Randy

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Feb 20 1947

A chemical mistake at the O'Connor Electro-Plating Co. in Los Angeles causes a huge explosion, killing 17 and leaving a 22 foot crater. Four city blocks suffer severe devastation, with over 100 buildings damaged. Mix a little sulfuric acid, household cleaners, and pseudoephedrine on a stove top and get the same result in Iowa.

Feb 20 1971

An erroneous warning is emitted on the Emergency Broadcast System causing a number of stations to go off the air, and others to completely ignore the alert (thus pointing out that many key stations would not react to any emergency broadcast over the system.)

Feb 20 1980



After some heavy drinking, Bon Scott, vocalist for heavy metal band AC/DC, is found in a friend's automobile choked on his own vomit.

Feb 20 1984

Ballerina Julia Pak marries the ghost of Sun Myung Moon's dead son, Heung Jin Moon, in a tasteful necro-ceremony. The couple were engaged to be married, but a car accident in December intervened. Unfortunately in the Moonie religion, only married couples may enter Heaven, hence the need for this awkward rite.

Feb 20 1987

A paper bag at a Salt Lake City computer store explodes, injuring store owner Gary Wright. It is the second time the Unabomber has used the old "paper bag in the parking lot" trick.

Feb 20 1997



Victor Willis, the "cop" in the Village People is charged in Nevada on drug possession (45 grams of cocaine), possession of drug paraphernalia, and strong armed robbery. The events occurred February 15. Willis, 45, listed his occupation as "unemployed" and generously gave approval for his hotel room to be searched.

Feb 20 2003



A fire at a West Warwick, R.I. performance of eighties hairspray legends Great White caused by the band's indoor pyrotechnics leaves 100 dead. The pyrotechnics were illegal in that nightclub venue, and use of them by the band had been forbidden by other local venues. Guitarist Ty Longley is among the dead, his last journal entry containing the words: "I say we send a bunch of bands, food, artists, strippers, bartenders, proctologists, psychologists and lots of love over to Iraq and North Korea for a big party!"

Feb 20 2005



Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson blows his brains out with a shotgun in his Woody Creek, Colorado home. Family members are in the house when the gun goes off but mistake the sound for a falling book. Rolling Stone releases his final written words: "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun—for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax—This won't hurt."

Birthdays today...
1631 - Thomas Osborne, 1st Duke of Leeds, English statesman (d. 1712)
1633 - Jan de Baen, Dutch portrait painter (d. 1702)
1745 - Henry James Pye, English poet (d. 1813)
1751 - Johann Heinrich Voß, German poet (d. 1826)
1753 - Louis Alexandre Berthier, French marshal (d. 1815)
1757 - John 'Mad Jack' Fuller, English philanthropist (d. 1834)
1759 - Johann Christian Reil, German physician, founder of psychiatry (d. 1813)
1794 - William Carleton, Irish novelist (d. 1869)
1802 - Charles de Bériot, Belgian violinist (d. 1870)
1819 - Alfred Escher, Swiss politician, railroad entrepreneur (d. 1882)
1839 - Benjamin Waugh, American minister; founder of the NSPCC (d. 1908)
1844 - Ludwig Boltzmann, Austrian physicist (d. 1906)
1844 - Joshua Slocum, Canadian seaman and adventurer (d. 1909)
1848 - Edward Henry Harriman, American railroad executive (d. 1909)
1850 - Nérée Beauchemin, Canadian physician and poet (d. 1931)
1866 - Carl Westman, Swedish architect and designer (d. 1936)
1867 - Louise, Princess Royal and Duchess of Fife (d. 1931)
1918 - Leonore Annenberg American Billionaire
1880 - Jacques d'Adelswärd-Fersen, French aristocrat and novelist (d. 1923)
1887 - Vincent Massey, Governor-General of Canada (d. 1967)
1888 - Georges Bernanos, French writer (d. 1948)
1893 - Russel Crouse, American playwright (d. 1966)
1893 - Elizabeth Holloway Marston, American psychologist (d. 1993)
1898 - Enzo Ferrari, Italian automobile manufacturer, designer and racing car driver (d. 1988)
1898 - Jimmy Yancey, American pianist (d. 1951)
1899 - Cornelius Vanderbilt Whitney, American businessman (d. 1992)
1901 - Cecil Harmsworth King, English newspaper owner (d. 1987)
1901 - Muhammad Naguib, President of Egypt (d. 1984)
1902 - Ansel Adams, American photographer (d. 1984)
1904 - Alexei Kosygin, Premier of the Soviet Union (d. 1980)
1906 - Gale Gordon, American television and radio actor (d. 1995)
1907 - Malcolm Atterbury, American actor (d. 1992)
1912 - Pierre Boulle, French author (d. 1994)
1914 - John Daly, South African-born broadcaster (d. 2001)
1920 - Evgeny Dragunov, Russian weapons designer (d. 1991)
1923 - Forbes Burnham, President of Guyana (d. 1985)
1924 - Gloria Vanderbilt, American socialite and clothing designer
1925 - Robert Altman, American film director (d. 2006)
1925 - Heinz Kluncker, German trade union leader
1926 - Richard Matheson, American author
1927 - Roy Cohn, American lawyer (d. 1986)
1927 - Ibrahim Ferrer, Cuban musician (Buena Vista Social Club) (d. 2005)
1927 - Sidney Poitier, American actor
1929 - Amanda Blake, American actress (d. 1989)
1930 - Willie Cunningham, Northern Irish footballer
1932 - Adrian Cristobal, Filipino writer (d. 2007)
1934 - Bobby Unser, American racing driver
1936 - Marj Dusay, American actress
1936 - Larry Hovis, American actor (d. 2003)
1936 - Shigeo Nagashima, Japanese baseball player and coach
1937 - Robert Huber, German chemist, Nobel laureate
1937 - Roger Penske, American racing driver, race team owner and entrepreneur
1937 - Nancy Wilson, American singer
1938 - Richard Beymer, American actor
1939 - Frank Arundel, English footballer
1940 - Jimmy Greaves, English footballer
1941 - Lim Kit Siang, Democratic Socialist opposition party in Malaysia
1941 - Buffy Sainte-Marie, Canadian singer
1942 - Phil Esposito, Canadian ice hockey player
1942 - Charlie Gillett, British radio DJ
1942 - Mitch McConnell, American politician
1942 - Claude Miller, French film director and screenwriter
1943 - Moshe Cotel, American composer and pianist
1943 - Antonio Inoki, Japanese professional wrestler
1943 - Mike Leigh, British film director
1944 - Robert de Cotret, French Canadian politician (d. 1999)
1944 - Willem van Hanegem, Dutch footballer and coach
1945 - Andrew Bergman, American screenwriter and film director
1945 - Brion James, American actor (d. 1999)
1945 - Annu Kapoor, Indian actor
1946 - Brenda Blethyn, English actress
1946 - Richard Cocciante, French-Italian singer and songwriter
1946 - Sandy Duncan, American singer and actress
1946 - J. Geils, American guitarist (The J. Geils Band)
1947 - André van Duin, Dutch comedian
1947 - Eggert Magnusson, Icelandic football executive
1947 - Peter Osgood, English footballer (d. 2006)
1947 - Peter Strauss, American actor
1948 - Pierre Bouchard, Canadian ice hockey player
1948 - Jennifer O'Neill, Brazilian-born actress
1949 - Ivana Trump, Czech-born American socialite
1950 - Walter Becker, American guitarist (Steely Dan)
1950 - Ken Shimura, Japanese performer and actor
1950 - Tony Wilson, British journalist and impresario (d. 2007)
1951 - Edward Albert, American actor (d. 2006)
1951 - Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
1951 - Randy California, American guitarist (Spirit) (d. 1997)
1951 - Phil Neal, English footballer
1953 - Riccardo Chailly, Italian conductor
1953 - Poison Ivy, American musician (The Cramps)
1954 - Jon Brant, American musician (Cheap Trick)
1954 - Anthony Stewart Head, English actor
1954 - Patty Hearst, American socialite
1955 - Wendee Lee, American voice actress
1956 - Rick Green, Canadian ice hockey player
1956 - Charlie Adler, American voice actor
1957 - Glen Hanlon, Canadian ice hockey coach
1959 - Bill Gullickson, American baseball player
1960 - Joel Hodgson, American comedian (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
1960 - Kee Marcello, Swedish guitarist
1962 - Kenn Nesbitt, American children's author
1963 - Charles Barkley, American basketball player
1963 - Ian Brown, English singer (The Stone Roses)
1963 - Jon Lynn Christensen, former Nebraska Congressman
1963 - Marilisa Xenogiannakopoulou, Greek politician
1964 - French Stewart, American actor
1964 - Rodney Rowland, American actor
1966 - Cindy Crawford, American model
1967 - Kurt Cobain, American musician (Nirvana) (d. 1994)
1967 - Katherine Soucie, American voice actress
1967 - Andrew Shue, American television actor
1967 - Lili Taylor, American actress
1968 - Ted Hankey, English darts player
1969 - Vaginal Davis, American drag queen and performance artist
1969 - Gedo, Japanese professional wrestler
1969 - Danis Tanovic, Bosnian film director and screenwriter
1969 - Tommy Vardell, National Football League fullback
1969 - Siniša Mihajlović, Serbian footballer
1971 - Jari Litmanen, Finnish footballer
1971 - Shawn McKenzie, American programmer
1972 - Brent Gretzky, Canadian ice hockey player
1972 - K-OS, Canadian musician/rapper
1974 - Ophelie Winter, French actress
1975 - Liván Hernández, Cuban baseball player
1975 - Brian Littrell, American singer (Backstreet Boys)
1976 - Rohan Gavaskar, Left-handed batsman, India ODI 2004 (son of Sunil Gavaskar)
1976 - Ed Graham, English drummer (The Darkness)
1976 - Gail Kim, Canadian professional wrestler
1977 - Bartosz Kizierowski, Polish swimmer
1977 - Stephon Marbury, American basketball player
1977 - T.J. Slaughter, American football player
1977 - Amal Hijazi, Lebanese singer and model
1978 - Lauren Ambrose, American actress
1978 - Jakki Degg, English glamour model/actress
1978 - Jay Hernandez, American actor
1978 - Julia Jentsch, German actress
1980 - Artur Boruc, Polish footballer
1980 - Imanol Harinordoquy, French rugby union footballer
1981 - Tony Hibbert, English footballer
1981 - Chris Thile, American musician
1982 - Jason Hirsh, American baseball player
1983 - Jose Morales, Puerto Rican baseball player
1983 - Justin Verlander, American baseball player
1985 - Ryan Sweeney, American baseball player
1985 - Yulia Volkova, Russian singer (t.A.T.u.)
1988 - Rihanna, Barbadian singer
1988 - Jiah Khan, Indian actress
1989 - Melanie Leishman, Canadian actress

Famous deaths...
702 - K'inich Kan B'alam II, king of the Maya state of Palenque (b. 635)
1154 - Saint Wulfric of Haselbury Plucknett
1171 - Conan IV, Duke of Brittany (b. 1138)
1194 - King Tancred of Sicily
1258 - Al-Musta'sim, last Abbasid Caliph of Baghdad
1408 - Henry Percy, 1st Earl of Northumberland, English statesman (b. 1342)
1431 - Pope Martin V (b. 1368)
1524 - Tecún Umán, last leader of the Quiché-Maya
1579 - Nicholas Bacon, English politician (b. 1509)
1618 - Philip William, Prince of Orange (b. 1554)
1626 - John Dowland, English composer and lutenist (b. 1563)
1762 - Tobias Mayer, German astronomer (b. 1723)
1771 - Jean Jacques d'Ortous de Mairan, French geophysicist (b. 1678)
1773 - King Charles Emmanuel III of Sardinia (b. 1701)
1778 - Laura Bassi, Italian scholar (b. 1711)
1790 - Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor (b. 1741)
1803 - Marie Dumesnil, French actress (b. 1713)
1806 - Lachlan McIntosh, Scottish-born American military and political leader (b. 1725)
1810 - Andreas Hofer, Tyrolean national hero (executed) (b. 1767)
1862 - William Wallace Lincoln, son of U.S. president Abraham Lincoln (b. 1850)
1871 - Paul Kane, Irish-born painter (b. 1810)
1893 - P.G.T. Beauregard, American Confederate general (b. 1818)
1895 - Frederick Douglass, American abolitionist writer (b. 1818)
1905 - Jeremiah W. Farnham, American merchant captain
1907 - Henri Moissan, French chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1852)
1916 - Klas Pontus Arnoldson, Swedish writer and pacifist, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1844)
1920 - Robert Peary, American explorer (b. 1856)
1936 - Max Schreck, German actor (b. 1879)
1941 - La Bolduc, French Canadian singer and songwriter (b. 1894)
1961 - Percy Grainger, Australian composer (b. 1882)
1963 - Ferenc Fricsay, Hungarian conductor (b. 1914)
1963 - Jacob Gade, Danish composer(b. 1879)
1965 - Fred Immler, German actor (b. 1880)
1966 - Chester Nimitz, American admiral (b. 1885)
1968 - Anthony Asquith, British film director and writer (b. 1902)
1969 - Ernest Ansermet, Swiss conductor (b. 1883)
1970 - Sophie Treadwell, American playwright and journalist (b. 1885)
1972 - Maria Goeppert-Mayer, German physicist, Nobel laureate (b. 1906)
1972 - Walter Winchell, American journalist (b. 1897)
1974 - David Monrad Johansen, Norwegian composer (b. 1888)
1976 - René Cassin, French judge, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1887)
1976 - Kathryn Kuhlman, American evangelist (b. 1907)
1981 - Baron Nicolas de Gunzburg, magazine editor, socialite (b. 1904)
1983 - Fritz Köberle, Austrian-Brazilian physician (b. 1910)
1985 - Clarence "Ducky" Nash, American voice actor (b. 1904)
1992 - Roberto D'Aubuisson, Salvadoran politician (b. 1944)
1992 - Dick York, American actor (b. 1928)
1993 - Ferruccio Lamborghini, Italian automobile manufacturer (b. 1916)
1993 - Ernest L. Massad, U.S. Army general (b. 1908)
1994 - Burt Lancaster, American actor (b. 1913)
1996 - Solomon Asch, American psychologist (b. 1907)
1996 - Tōru Takemitsu, Japanese composer (b. 1930)
1997 - Zachary Breaux, American jazz guitarist (b. 1960)
1999 - Sarah Kane, English playwright (b. 1971)
1999 - Gene Siskel, American film critic (b. 1946)
2000 - Anatoly Sobchak, Russian politician (b. 1937)
2001 - Rosemary DeCamp, American actress (b. 1910)
2003 - Maurice Blanchot, French author (b. 1907)
2003 - Orville Freeman, American politician (b. 1918)
2003 - Harry Jacunski, American football player
2003 - Ty Longley, American guitarist (Great White) (b. 1971)
2003 - Mushaf Ali Mir, Pakistani Chief of the Air Staff (b. 1947)
2005 - Pam Bricker, American jazz singer and Thievery Corporation vocalist (b. 1954)
2005 - Sandra Dee, American actress (b. 1944)
2005 - John Raitt, American actor (b. 1917)
2005 - Hunter S. Thompson, American journalist and author (b. 1937)
2005 - Tom Willmore, English geometer (b. 1919)
2006 - Curt Gowdy, American sportscaster (b. 1919)
2006 - Lucjan Wolanowski, Polish journalist, writer and traveller (b. 1920)
2007 - F. Albert Cotton, American chemist (b. 1930)
2007 - Carl-Henning Pedersen, Danish artist, member of the CoBrA movement (b. 1913)
2007 - Mike Awesome, Pro Wrestler (b. 1965)
2008 - Emily Perry, English Actress (b. 1907)
2008 - Larry Davis, American murderer (b. 1966)

Holidays and observances...
Eleutherius of Tournai

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson blows his brains out with a shotgun in his Woody Creek, Colorado home. Family members are in the house when the gun goes off but mistake the sound for a falling book. Rolling Stone releases his final written words: "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun—for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax—This won't hurt."


Creeeeeeppyyyy.... I would HATE to walk in to something like that.

[Peelz]

Feb 20 1947

A chemical mistake at the O'Connor Electro-Plating Co. in Los Angeles causes a huge explosion, killing 17 and leaving a 22 foot crater. Four city blocks suffer severe devastation, with over 100 buildings damaged. Mix a little sulfuric acid, household cleaners, and pseudoephedrine on a stove top and get the same result in Iowa.


Fo shizzle!   

Good morning crackas!

[Krandall]

awesome. I only need the sulfuric acid and I'm on my way!

[Peelz]

awesome. I only need the sulfuric acid and I'm on my way!

shipping address? 

[Flynbyu]

True story.

When I first got into the biz, we had a GMAC leased S-10 Blazer brought in that a vetenarian took his life in. He found out his wife was cheating, and she was leaving him. We got the story from a customer that was a police officer. Before his death, he poured cement down all the drains of his home. He shot the house up, spray painted the furniture and her car. He shot her dogs with a shotgun. He put his dogs to sleep via needle. He drank three bottles of liquor (The small ones you get on an airplane), put in a CCR (Creedance Clearwater Revival) CD in the Blazer, read some scriptures in the bible and shot himself. His beeper, CD, alcohol bottles, and bible were in the vehicle when it was brought in. It was horrific.

The bullet hit the rear of the roof and ricocheted into a piece of trim in the backseat. He slumped over into the driver's seat, onto his dead dog. The Blazer sat all summer behind the body shop away from the building with the windows down, covered in plastic so it would air out. There was brain matter, blood, and skull fragments all over the inside of the vehicle. It was gutted, and everything was replaced. The seats, headliner, carpet, insulation, etc.. You could still smell death in it 6 months later. The guy that cleaned it up had no clue someone died in it. He did say it had a funny smell.

Our dealership bought the vehicle from GMAC, insurance paid for the repairs, and we sold it almost a year later.

Morbid.

~Brian

[Krandall]

ERMAHGERD. 

That' is disgusting..


My dad buys cars from an insurance lot (smashed/hit)   A few that I've looked at that you KNOW someone died in, I've seen blood in quite a few cars.. really sad.



That story by itself is horrible