Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[Peelz]

"The best part of waking up"...is that you never sleep. Meth

[Colorado700R]

Meth PWNS Prozac

[Peelz]

Need to rob a liquor store? METH


Aaron.

[Flynbyu]

Don't have enough money for oral surgery? Need a tooth pulled, but hate going to the dentist because it hurts?

There IS an alternative. Meth!

Tooth loss guaranteed.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

"Is your trailer home a pigstye??"  METH!!!  Cleaner that f@cker till your teeth fall out!

[Flynbyu]

Forget 5 hour Energy!


Try the new 36 hour energy product.....METH!

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

Want to think REALLY FAST!!! Meth makes your mind race. Advise a criminal scheme in minutes!


Want to run like Forrest Gump? Smoke some PCP!

[Flynbyu]

Not sure what to get your kid for Christmas?

Wanna make some extra money on the side without the risk?



Buy your child the new Easy Bake Meth Lab!

Your child will have fun for hours, and you turn the profit at no risk! If your house is raided, your kid goes down, not you! No messy records, your kid is a minor!

~Brian

[Peelz]

Don't have enough money for oral surgery? Need a tooth pulled, but hate going to the dentist because it hurts?

There IS an alternative. Meth!

Tooth loss guaranteed.

~Brian

well worded.

Tv commercial needs disclaimer.

Not responsible for acne or other skin disorders.  Consult the "Dr." if you become drowsy, or demotivated. Some tests have shown side effects of gay sex, robbing gas stations, and catalytic converter theft. Results are varied
Product, Peels LLC.

[Flynbyu]

You need to get that guy that talks fast for the disclaimer.



~Brian

[Peelz]

You need to get that guy that talks fast for the disclaimer.



~Brian

Got an infomercial going on at 12:01 am.  Right after the Mesothelioma, and Rhino rollover commercial.    Right before Chuck Norris and total gym.

[Flynbyu]

I would look at commercial time around Jerry Springer.



~Brian

[Peelz]

I would look at commercial time around Jerry Springer.



~Brian

And Maury.

[Flynbyu]

Paternity tests!



"You are NOT the father!"



~Brian

[Peelz]

My 18 year old brother is dating my 47 year old aunt.

<Brad makes his national TV debut>