Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[Flynbyu]

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

To: John Hinckley


From: John McCain


My wife Cindy and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan  consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress of your deep  and obsessive love for Jodie Foster and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.

We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,


John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know.




~Brian

[Krandall]

 


THat's hillarious!

[Peelz]

OMFG!

Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know

[Flynbyu]

A friend of mine I met on vacation in Cancun back in 2001 sent that to me.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Whats up guys?  Hows work going ??

[Flynbyu]

No worky for me today.

I'm about to go fire up the yellow beast and grab something to eat.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Still waiting for the burn out vid. 

[Flynbyu]

Waiting for Paypal donations for replacement tires. I'm only $620 short.

~Brian

[Krandall]

damn. 

[Flynbyu]

I need to shoot a video clip of the acceleration.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Ah 1 burn out wont hurt the tires too bad

[Flynbyu]

The only clip I have is an exhaust sound clip.

Brandy is in the car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT7RpHwF7kM

~Brian

[BRAD]

Your breathing so hard it kinda sounds like you just busted a nut to the sound

[Flynbyu]

I was breathing hard?



~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I was breathing hard?



~Brian

You were breathing hard when you were talking to Cock Blocker.   

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