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[1badazz_700r]

THE ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl will hobble after your laughing ass.

[Flynbyu]

M.I.R.F. - (merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

~Brian

[Krandall]

Couple MIRFs that work here

[Flynbyu]

Faux Five: When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

~Brian