Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XIX

[BRAD]

whats up Peels? Hows production going tonight?

[Warren]

what's up brad?

[BRAD]

ahh nuthing much.  Just sitting at the house debating on going to work tomorrow.  Whats up with you warren?

[Warren]

not to much here. just glad i got to go play in the snow tonight. 

[Peelz]

whats up Peels? Hows production going tonight?

no explosions, it's all good.

[BRAD]

hell we dont have any snow to play in.  i let it all melt off last week before i could get the rappy out in it

[BRAD]

whats up Peels? Hows production going tonight?

no explosions, it's all good.

give me a holler when my shipment gets done.

[Peelz]

whats up Peels? Hows production going tonight?

no explosions, it's all good.

give me a holler when my shipment gets done.

only cause you said "holler"

[Warren]

hell we dont have any snow to play in.  i let it all melt off last week before i could get the rappy out in it

that sucks. i love riding in the snow. 

[Peelz]

hell we dont have any snow to play in.  i let it all melt off last week before i could get the rappy out in it

that sucks. i love riding in the snow. 

bet it's a muddy mess. 

[BRAD]

whats up Peels? Hows production going tonight?

no explosions, it's all good.

give me a holler when my shipment gets done.

only cause you said "holler"

thanks im starting to run alittle low

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Dec 18 1843



According to our usually sketchy sources, Keith Richards, guitarist for the Rolling Stones and arguably the oldest man on earth, is 160 years old today.

Dec 18 1916

Bloodiest and longest battle of World War I ends, with the French defeating Germans at the Battle of Verdun. There were over 1 million casualties, and the Verdun ossuary contains bones of 100,000 unidentified soldiers.

Dec 18 1940

Hitler formulates plans, issued today as Directive 21, for the invasion of Russia. The intent of Operation Barbarossa was to destroy the Red Army. Fighting on two fronts eventually caused Germany's defeat.

Dec 18 1963

It's Brad Pitt's birthday. Here he's wearing his special birthday suit.

Dec 18 1997

The incredibly fat Chris Farley is found dead, wearing only pajama bottoms, and surrounded by empty food containers and pornography. Farley's act often consisted of imitating other very fat celebrities, including Newt Gingrich, Mama Cass, and Tom Arnold. He joins John Candy at the big fat farm in the sky.

Birthdays today...
1507 - Ōuchi Yoshitaka, Japanese warlord (d. 1551)
1602 - Simonds d'Ewes, English antiquarian and politician (d. 1650)
1610 - Charles du Fresne, sieur du Cange, French philologist (d. 1688)
1620 - Heinrich Roth, German Sanskrit scholar (d. 1668)
1661 - Christopher Polhem, Swedish scientist and inventor (d. 1751)
1662 - James Douglas, 2nd Duke of Queensberry, Scottish politician (d. 1711)
1707 - Charles Wesley, English Methodist hymnist (d. 1788)
1725 - Johann Salomo Semler, German historian and Bible commentator (d. 1791)
1778 - Joseph Grimaldi, English clown (d. 1837)
1786 - Carl Maria von Weber, German composer (d. 1826)
1825 - Charles Griffin, American general (d. 1876)
1835 - Lyman Abbott, American author (d. 1922)
1847 - Augusta Holmès, French composer (d. 1903)
1849 - Henrietta Edwards, Canadian women's rights activist (d. 1931)
1851 - Graciano Lopez Jaena, Filipino orator and satirist (d. 1896)
1856 - Sir J. J. Thomson, English physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1940)
1860 - Edward MacDowell, American composer and pianist (d. 1908)
1863 - Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria (d. 1914)
1870 - Saki, English writer (d. 1916)
1873 - Francis Burton Harrison, American political figure (d. 1957)
1878 - Joseph Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union (d. 1953)
1879 - Paul Klee, Swiss-born painter (d. 1940)
1886 - Ty Cobb, American baseball player (d. 1961)
1888 - Dame Gladys Cooper, English actress (d. 1971)
1888 - Robert Moses, American public works official (d. 1981)
1890 - Edwin Armstrong, American inventor (d. 1954)
1897 - Fletcher Henderson, American arranger and composer (d. 1952)
1899 - Peter Wessel Zapffe, Norwegian author and philosopher (d. 1990)
1904 - George Stevens, American film director (d. 1975)
1907 - Bill Holland, American auto racer (d. 1984)
1908 - Paul Siple, American Antarctic explorer (d. 1969)
1910 - Abe Burrows, American playwright (d. 1985)
1911 - Jules Dassin, American film director (d. 2008)
1912 - Benjamin O. Davis Jr., American General (d. 2002)
1913 - Alfred Bester, American author (d. 1987)
1913 - Willy Brandt, Chancellor of Germany, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1992)
1913 - Ray Meyer, American basketball coach (d. 2006)
1916 - Douglas Fraser, Scottish-born American trade unionist (d. 2008)
1916 - Betty Grable, American actress (d. 1973)
1917 - Ossie Davis, American actor and activist (d. 2005)
1927 - Ramsey Clark, U.S. Attorney General
1927 - Roméo LeBlanc, 25th Governor General of Canada
1928 - Józef Glemp, Polish cardinal
1929 - Gino Cimoli, American baseball player
1930 - Moose Skowron, American baseball player
1931 - Allen Klein, American rock and roll business manager
1931 - Alison Plowden, English historian (d. 2007)
1932 - Roger Smith, American actor
1933 - Arthur Leigh Allen, American suspected serial killer (d. 1992)
1934 - Boris Volynov, Soviet cosmonaut
1935 - Jacques Pépin, French chef
1936 - Malcolm Kirk, English professional wrestler (d. 1987)
1938 - Chas Chandler, English musician (The Animals) (d. 1996)
1938 - Joel Hirschhorn, American songwriter and composer (d. 2005)
1938 - Roger E. Mosley, American actor
1939 - Michael Moorcock, English author
1939 - Harold E. Varmus, American scientist, Nobel laureate
1940 - Bramwell Morrison, member of Sharon, Lois & Bram
1941 - Wadada Leo Smith, American trumpeter and composer
1942 - Harvey Atkin, Canadian actor
1943 - Keith Richards, English guitarist (The Rolling Stones)
1943 - Alan Rudolph, American film director and screenwriter
1945 - Jean Pronovost, Canadian ice hockey player
1946 - Steve Biko, South African anti-apartheid activist (d. 1977)
1946 - Steven Spielberg, American film director
1948 - Bill Nelson, English musician (Be Bop Deluxe)
1948 - Laurent Voulzy, French singer and composer
1948 - Edmund Kemper, American serial killer
1949 - David A. Johnston, American volcanologist (d. 1980)
1950 - Gillian Armstrong, Australian film director
1950 - Randy Castillo, American drummer (Ozzy Osbourne) (d. 2002)
1950 - Leonard Maltin, American film critic
1953 - Elliot Easton, American guitarist (The Cars)
1953 - Khas-Magomed Hadjimuradov, Chechen singer-songwriter
1955 - Ray Liotta, American actor
1956 - Ron White, American comedian
1960 - Kazuhide Uekusa, Japanese economist
1961 - Brian Orser, Canadian figure skater
1962 - Renaldo Lapuz, Filipino-born American singer
1963 - Karl Dorrell, American football coach
1963 - Pauline Ester, French singer
1963 - Allan Kayser, American actor
1963 - Charles Oakley, American basketball player
1963 - Brad Pitt, American actor
1964 - Stone Cold Steve Austin, American professional wrestler
1964 - Don Beebe, American football player
1964 - Robson Green, English actor and singer
1965 - Mick Collins, American musician (The Gories, The Dirtbombs)
1965 - Tommy Davidson, American actor
1966 - Makiko Esumi, Japanese actress
1966 - Mille Petrozza, German singer (Kreator)
1967 - Toine van Peperstraten, Dutch sports journalist
1968 - Rachel Griffiths, Australian actress
1968 - Alejandro Sanz, Spanish singer
1968 - Casper Van Dien, American actor
1968 - Mark Cooper, Manager of Kettering F.C
1969 - Santiago Cañizares, Spanish footballer
1969 - Justin Edinburgh, English footballer
1969 - Akira Iida, Japanese racing driver
1970 - Anthony Catanzaro, American fitness model
1970 - Cowboy Troy, American rapper
1970 - DMX, American rapper and actor
1970 - Miles Marshall Lewis, American author
1970 - Victoria Pratt, Canadian actress and fitness model
1970 - Rob Van Dam, American professional wrestler
1970 - Johnny Yeo, English artist
1971 - Barkha Dutt, Indian journalist
1971 - Noriko Matsueda, Japanese composer
1971 - Arantxa Sánchez Vicario, Spanish tennis player
1972 - Trevor Chowning, American painter
1972 - DJ Lethal, Latvian-born American DJ (House of Pain, Limp Bizkit)
1972 - Raymond Herrera, American drummer (Fear Factory) and businessman
1974 - Peter Boulware, American football player
1974 - Kari Byron, artist and television personality
1974 - Euroboy, Norwegian musician (Turbonegro)
1974 - Bill Duggan, American television actor and host
1975 - Trish Stratus, Canadian professional wrestler
1975 - Masaki Sumitani, Japanese comedian
1975 - David O'Doherty, Irish Comedian
1975 - Vincent van der Voort, Darts Player
1976 - Koyuki, Japanese actress and model
1977 - José Acevedo, Dominican baseball player
1977 - Lindsay Armaou, Irish Singer
1978 - Daniel Cleary, Canadian ice hockey player
1978 - Ali Curtis, American soccer player
1978 - Katie Holmes, American actress
1979 - Mamady Sidibe Mali and Stoke City footballer
1979 - Carlos, Portuguese footballer
1980 - Christina Aguilera, American singer
1982 - Dave Luetkenhoelter, American bassist (Kutless)
1983 - Darren Carter, English footballer
1983 - Steph Jones, American R&B singer
1985 - Tara Conner, American beauty contestant (Miss USA)
1985 - Hana Soukupová, Czech supermodel
1987 - Miki Andō, Japanese figure skater
1987 - Ayaka, Japanese singer
1987 - Fernando Jara, Panamanian-American jockey
1989 - Ashley Benson, American actress
1989 - Ashley Slanina-Davies, English actress

Famous deaths...
821 - Theodulf, Bishop of Orléans
1133 - Hildebert, French writer
1290 - King Magnus I of Sweden (b. 1240)
1442 - Pierre Cauchon, French Catholic bishop (b. 1371)
1495 - King Alphonso II of Naples (b. 1448)
1692 - Veit Ludwig von Seckendorff, German statesman (b. 1626)
1737 - Antonio Stradivari, Italian violin maker (b. 1644)
1787 - Francis William Drake, British Admiral and Governor of Newfoundland (b. 1724)
1787 - Soame Jenyns, English writer (b. 1704)
1799 - Jean-Étienne Montucla, French mathematician (b. 1725)
1803 - Johann Gottfried Herder, German writer (b. 1744)
1829 - Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, French scientist (b. 1744)
1843 - Thomas Graham, Lord Lynedoch, British Viceroy of India (b. 1748)
1848 - Bernard Bolzano, Bohemian mathematician and philosopher (b. 1781)
1869 - Louis Moreau Gottschalk, American composer and pianist (b. 1829)
1880 - Michel Chasles, French mathematician (b. 1793)
1936 - Andrija Mohorovičić, Austro-Hungarian-born Yugoslav seismologist (b. 1857)
1971 - Bobby Jones, American golfer (b. 1902)
1971 - Diana Lynn, American actress (b. 1926)
1973 - Allama Rasheed Turabi, Pakistani scholar, orator and philosopher (b. 1908)
1974 - Harry Hooper, American baseball player (b. 1887)
1975 - Theodosius Dobzhansky, Ukrainian geneticist (b. 1900)
1980 - Alexei Kosygin, Premier of the USSR (b. 1904)
1982 - Hans-Ulrich Rudel, German pilot (b. 1916)
1985 - Xuân Diệu, Vietnamese poet (b. 1916)
1987 - Conny Plank, German record producer and musician (b. 1940)
1990 - Anne Revere, American actress (b. 1903)
1990 - Paul Tortelier, French cellist and composer (b. 1914)
1991 - George Abecassis, English Formula 1 driver (b. 1913)
1992 - Mark Goodson, American game show producer (b. 1915)
1993 - Charizma, American rapper (b. 1973)
1993 - Sam Wanamaker, American actor (b. 1919)
1994 - Roger Apéry, Greek-French mathematician (b. 1916)
1995 - Konrad Zuse, German engineer and computing pioneer (b. 1910)
1995 - Brian Brockless, English organist (b. 1926)
1996 - Yulii Borisovich Khariton, Russian physicist (b. 1904)
1997 - Chris Farley, American actor and comedian (b. 1964)
1998 - Lev Demin, Soviet cosmonaut (b. 1926)
1999 - Robert Bresson, French film director (b. 1907)
2000 - Stan Fox, American race car driver (b. 1952)
2000 - Randolph Apperson Hearst, son of W. Randolph Hearst and father of Patty (b. 1915)
2000 - Kirsty MacColl, English singer and songwriter (b. 1959)
2001 - Gilbert Bécaud, French singer (b. 1927)
2001 - Dimitris Dragatakis, Greek composer (b. 1914)
2002 - Ray Hnatyshyn, Governor-General of Canada (b. 1934)
2002 - Wayne Owens, former U.S. Congressman (D-Utah) (b. 1937)
2004 - Anthony Sampson, British journalist and biographer (b. 1926)
2005 - Alan Voorhees, American engineer and urban planner (b. 1922)
2006 - Joseph Barbera, American cartoonist (b. 1911)
2006 - Ruth Bernhard, American photographer (b. 1905)
2006 - Mike Dickin, British radio broadcaster (b. 1943)
2006 - Shaukat Siddiqui, Pakistani author, journalist and political activist (b. 1923)
2007 - Gerald Le Dain, Canadian Supreme Court judge (b. 1924)
2007 - Jack Linkletter, American television host, son of Art Linkletter (b. 1937)
2007 - Bill Strauss, American writer on generations, satirist, and founder of the Capitol Steps (b. 1947)

Holidays and observances...
New Jersey Day - A celebration to New Jersey's admission to the union 
Niger - Republic Day (autonomous in 1958)
Greek Orthodox Church – Feast of Sebastian the Martyr
Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Dec 18 1997

The incredibly fat Chris Farley is found dead, wearing only pajama bottoms, and surrounded by empty food containers and pornography. Farley's act often consisted of imitating other very fat celebrities, including Newt Gingrich, Mama Cass, and Tom Arnold. He joins John Candy at the big fat farm in the sky.

RIP Chris, you'll always be remembered as a great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEnU-9jUZG4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s78jCcLLjv0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppN-Q4fCpoQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RajNvJ3bCU

[Flynbyu]

Farley was a freaking genius. He died way too soon.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Happy Nigerian Republic Day!.

+1 RIP Chris Farley.

Brian, you got time to talk cars? I have a question. My parents bought a lemon.