Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[Krandall]

so.. the stupid biotch that was stabbin me... She missed the vein 4 times.. got it.. needle pulled out.. restabbed me... pulled out again... and my vein clotted up.. now I can't move my arm hardly and it's bruised like a mofo... f*ckin women.. first time I've ever had issues giving blood 

[dungbeetle06]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

[Flynbyu]

so.. the stupid biotch that was stabbin me... She missed the vein 4 times.. got it.. needle pulled out.. restabbed me... pulled out again... and my vein clotted up.. now I can't move my arm hardly and it's bruised like a mofo... f*ckin women.. first time I've ever had issues giving blood 

Sounds like she needs to go back to her old job.

"Would you like fries with that?"

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

[LittleBuddha]

so.. the stupid biotch that was stabbin me... She missed the vein 4 times.. got it.. needle pulled out.. restabbed me... pulled out again... and my vein clotted up.. now I can't move my arm hardly and it's bruised like a mofo... f*ckin women.. first time I've ever had issues giving blood 

That reminds me of combat lifesaver training in the Army.  I hit the vein dead nuts but I couldn't get the catheter to slide in and I ended up infiltrating the vein (going through the other side).  I did this on both arms.  Oops.  He had some nasty bruises but I managed to get it right eventually.  

[Flynbyu]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

But he doesn't want to give blood via the anus.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

/cueing The Prodigy, Smack my Bitch Up

[socalrappy700]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

But he doesn't want to give blood via the anus.

~Brian

Damn!  I'm out then.

[Flynbyu]

Prodigy.....They play the shit out of them on Sirius.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

But he doesn't want to give blood via the anus.

~Brian

Don't speak for him.  

[Krandall]

I know.. someone w/ experience at least..

And that's what she thinks she did buddah.. Went through. it's like a 2 - 2 1/2" needle. and she had it almost all the way in.. and another nurse came over and said.. ooh, you SHOULDNT advance the needle that far....

[LittleBuddha]

Prodigy.....They play the shit out of them on Sirius.

~Brian

I rocked Diesel Power big time when I got the White Devil

[socalrappy700]

Should have gone to the local drug dealer, they would have found the vein the first time

I still have skills.

/cueing The Prodigy, Smack my Bitch Up

That song rocks!  Playing now!

[Flynbyu]

Prodigy.....They play the shit out of them on Sirius.

~Brian

I rocked Diesel Power big time when I got the White Devil

Hell yeah.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I know.. someone w/ experience at least..

And that's what she thinks she did buddah.. Went through. it's like a 2 - 2 1/2" needle. and she had it almost all the way in.. and another nurse came over and said.. ooh, you SHOULDNT advance the needle that far....

ERMAHGERD are you serious?  Yeah, the needle isn't supposed to go in all the way, the catheter is.  I could probably do a good stick right now.  45 degree angle, stick until you get a flash of blood, angle down to the arm, slide (part I always fucked up) catheter in.  Damn.  I can see why your arm hurts.  Sorry bro.