Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[UncleBeaner]

know you dont beaner. i know her

that whore. i think its time for a poster post

[BRAD]

lets get one going man

[Colorado700R]

Thought I'd leave you gents with some entertainment, Goodnite RS 

[BRAD]

goodnite Aaron. have a good one man

[UncleBeaner]

[UncleBeaner]

photobucket is handy

[BRAD]

yeah if you can use it. lol

[UncleBeaner]

yeppers almost 100 over

[BRAD]

12 more posts after this and Aaron gets took down a peg

[UncleBeaner]

12 more posts after this and Aaron gets took down a peg

lol going down like a bitch they have admin powers i still want a neg post count lol

[BRAD]

yeah that would be funny.

[UncleBeaner]

yeah that would be funny.

well honkey im out i cant hang

[BRAD]

yeah i guess im gonna get to bed too. later man. have a good one

[UncleBeaner]

 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

May 12 1797

Following Napoleon's conquest of Venice, Ludovico Manin reluctantly steps down as its last Doge. Thus ends the Most Serene Republic's 820-year history of national sovereignty.

May 12 1932

When a truck driver stops in rural New Jersey to take a leak, he stumbles upon the badly decomposed body of the Lindbergh Baby lying in a shallow grave 45 feet from the highway.

May 12 1971

Tor Johnson dies of congestive heart failure at the age of 67 in San Fernando, California. The man who once wrestled under the name "The Super Swedish Angel" leaves behind a legacy of B-movie acting roles, most famously as the bald zombie in Ed Wood's masterpiece "Plan 9 from Outer Space."

May 12 1982

During a procession outside the shrine of the Virgin Mary in Fatima, Portugal, security guards overpower Juan Fernandez Krohn before he can attack Pope John Paul II with a bayonet. Krohn, an ultraconservative Spanish priest opposed to the Vatican II reforms, decided that the Pope must be killed for being an "agent of Moscow."

Birthdays today...
1401 - Emperor Shōkō (d. 1428)
1496 - Gustav I of Sweden (d. 1560)
1590 - Cosimo II de' Medici, Grand Duke of Tuscany (d. 1621)
1622 - Louis de Buade de Frontenac, Governor General of New France (d. 1698)
1626 - Louis Hennepin, Flemish missionary (d. 1705)
1670 - Frederick Augustus I of Poland (d. 1733)
1700 - Luigi Vanvitelli, Italian architect (d. 1773)
1725 - Louis Philippe I, Duke of Orléans (d. 1785)
1767 - Manuel de Godoy, Spanish statesman (d. 1851)
1803 - Justus von Liebig, German chemist (d. 1873)
1804 - Robert Baldwin, Canadian politician (d. 1858)
1806 - Johan Vilhelm Snellman, Finnish statesman (d. 1881)
1812 - Edward Lear, English author and poet (d. 1888)
1820 - Florence Nightingale, English nurse (d. 1910)
1828 - Dante Gabriel Rossetti, English poet (d. 1882)
1829 - Pavlos Carrer, Greek composer (d. 1896)
1842 - Jules Massenet, French composer (d. 1912)
1845 - Gabriel Fauré, French composer (d. 1924)
1850 - Henry Cabot Lodge, U.S. statesman (d. 1924)
1867 - Hugh Trumble, Australian cricketer (d. 1938)
1874 - Clemens von Pirquet, Austrian physician (d. 1929)
1880 - Lincoln Ellsworth, American scientist (d. 1951)
1889 - Otto Frank, father of Anne Frank (d. 1980)
1892 - Fritz Kortner, Austrian-born director (d. 1970)
1895 - William Giauque, American chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1982)
1895 - Jiddu Krishnamurti, Indian philosopher (d. 1986)
1899 - Indra Devi, yogi (d. 2002)
1900 - Helene Weigel, German actress (d. 1971)
1903 - Wilfrid Hyde-White, English actor (d. 1991)
1907 - Leslie Charteris, British author and screenwriter (d. 1993)
1907 - Katharine Hepburn, American actress (d. 2003)
1910 - Charles B. Fulton, American jurist (d. 1996)
1910 - Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin, British biochemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1994)
1912 - Archibald Cox, U.S. Solicitor General (d. 2004)
1914 - Bertus Aafjes, Dutch poet (d. 1993)
1914 - Howard K. Smith, American journalist (d. 2002)
1915 - Mary Kay Ash, American businesswoman, founded Mary Kay Cosmetics (d. 2001)
1917 - Frank Clair, Canadian football coach (d. 2005)
1918 - Julius Rosenberg, Soviet spy (d. 1953)
1921 - Joseph Beuys, German artist (d. 1986)
1921 - Farley Mowat, Canadian writer and naturalist
1922 - Marco Denevi, Argentine writer (d. 1998)
1924 - Alexander Esenin-Volpin, Russian mathematician
1924 - Tony Hancock, English comedian (d. 1968)
1925 - Yogi Berra, American baseball player
1928 - Burt Bacharach, American composer
1928 - Henry Cosby, African-American songwriter (d. 2002)
1929 - Dollard St. Laurent, Canadian ice hockey player
1929 - Sam Nujoma, first President of Namibia
1930 - Jesús Franco, Spanish film director
1933 - Andrey Voznesensky, Russian poet
1935 - Felipe Alou, Dominican baseball player and manager
1935 - Johnny Bucyk, Canadian ice hockey player
1936 - Guillermo Endara, President of Panama
1936 - Tom Snyder, American television personality (d. 2007)
1936 - Frank Stella, American painter
1937 - Beryl Burton, English cyclist (d. 1996)
1937 - George Carlin, American comedian
1937 - Susan Hampshire, English actress
1938 - Millie Perkins, American film actress
1939 - Miltiadis Evert, Greek politician
1939 - Reg Gasnier, Australian rugby league footballer
1939 - Ron Ziegler, White House Press Secretary (d. 2003)
1942 - Ian Dury, English musician (d. 2000)
1942 - Michel Fugain, French singer and songwriter
1942 - Billy Swan, American songwriter and singer
1944 - James Purify, American singer
1945 - Alan Ball, English footballer (d. 2007)
1945 - Ian McLagan, English keyboardist (Small Faces)
1945 - Patrick Ricard, French businessman
1946 - L. Neil Smith, American science fiction author
1947 - Michael Ignatieff, Canadian politician
1947 - Micheline Lanctôt, American film actor, director and screenwriter
1948 - Steve Winwood, English musician (The Spencer Davis Group; Traffic)
1950 - Bruce Boxleitner, American actor
1950 - Gabriel Byrne, Irish actor
1950 - Billy Squier, American singer
1955 - Kix Brooks, American musician
1956 - Bernie Federko, Canadian ice hockey player
1956 - Glenn Robbins, Australian comedian
1957 - Lou Whitaker, American baseball player
1958 - Andreas Petroulakis, Greek political caricaturist
1958 - Eric Singer, American drummer
1959 - Ving Rhames, American actor
1960 - Paul Arcand, Quebec radio host, journalist and film director
1960 - Ian Khan, British racing driver
1961 - Billy Duffy, English guitarist (The Cult)
1961 - Lar Park Lincoln, American actress
1961 - Bruce McCulloch, Canadian actor
1961 - Thomas Dooley, German-American Soccer Player
1962 - Emilio Estevez, American actor
1962 - Brett Gurewitz, American songwriter and record producer (Bad Religion) (Epitaph)
1963 - Panagiotis Fasoulas, Greek basketball player, Mayor of Piraeus
1963 - Stefano Modena, Italian racing driver
1963 - Charles Pettigrew, American singer (Charles and Eddie) (d. 2001)
1963 - Jerry Trimble, American actor
1963 - Deborah Kara Unger, Canadian actress
1963 - Vanessa A. Williams, American actress
1966 - Stephen Baldwin, American actor
1966 - Bebel Gilberto, Brazilian singer
1967 - Paul D'Amour, American bass guitarist (ex-Tool)
1968 - Mark Clark, American baseball player
1968 - Tony Hawk, American skateboarder
1968 - Scott Schwartz, American actor
1968 - Catherine Tate, English comedian
1969 - Kim Fields, American actress
1969 - Cesar Millan, professional dog trainer
1969 - Kevin Nalty, famed YouTuber
1970 - Jim Furyk, American golfer
1970 - Samantha Mathis, American actress
1970 - Mike Weir, Canadian golfer
1971 - Doug Basham, American professional wrestler
1973 - Kendra Kassebaum, American stage actress
1973 - Travis Lutter, Mixed Martial Arts Fighter
1975 - Jonah Lomu, New Zealand rugby union footballer
1977 - Graeme Dott, Scottish snooker player
1977 - Rebecca Herbst, American actress
1978 - Jason Biggs, American actor
1978 - Wilfred Le Bouthillier, Acadian singer
1978 - Josh Phelps, American baseball player
1978 - Hossein Reza Zadeh, Iranian weightlifter
1978 - Aya Ishiguro, Japanese singer (formerly Morning Musume)
1979 - Andre Carter, American football player
1979 - Erdinç Saçan, Turkish-Dutch politician
1981 - Kentaro Sato, Japanese composer
1981 - Lorena Bernal, Spanish model and actress, Miss Spain 1999
1983 - Charilaos Pappas, Greek footballer
1985 - Tally Hall, American soccer player
1986 - Emily VanCamp, Canadian actress
1988 - Marcelo, Brazilian footballer
1992 - Malcolm David Kelley, American actor
1995 - Sullivan and Sawyer Sweeten, American actors

Famous deaths...
1003 - Pope Silvester II
1012 - Pope Sergius IV
1382 - Queen Joan I of Naples (b. 1327)
1465 - Thomas Palaeologus, Despot of the Despotate of Morea
1634 - George Chapman, English writer
1641 - Thomas Wentworth, Earl of Strafford, English statesman (b. 1593)
1684 - Edme Mariotte, French physicist and priest
1699 - Lucas Achtschellinck, Flemish painter (b. 1626)
1700 - John Dryden, English writer (b. 1631)
1708 - Adolf Friedrich II of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (b. 1658)
1748 - Thomas Lowndes, English astronomer (b. 1692)
1759 - Lambert-Sigisbert Adam, French sculptor (b. 1700)
1784 - Abraham Trembley, Swiss naturalist (b. 1710)
1792 - Charles Simon Favart, French dramatist (b. 1710)
1796 - Johann Peter Uz, German poet (b. 1720)
1798 - George Vancouver, British navy officer and explorer (b. 1757)
1801 - Nicholas Repnin, Russian statesman (b. 1734)
1845 - János Bacsanyi, Hungarian poet (b. 1763)
1856 - Jacques Philippe Marie Binet, French mathematician (b. 1786)
1859 - Sergei Aksakov, Russian writer (b. 1791)
1860 - Charles Barry, English architect (b. 1795)
1864 - J. E. B. Stuart, American soldier from Virginia and a Confederate Army general (b. 1833)
1867 - Friedrich William Eduard Gerhard, German archaeologist (b. 1795)
1871 - Anselme Payen, French physicist (b. 1795)
1876 - Georgi Benkovski, Bulgarian revolutionary, brutally killed by the Turks (b. 1843)
1884 - Bedřich Smetana, Czech composer (b. 1824)
1889 - John Cadbury, English chocolate entrepreneur (b. 1801)
1907 - Joris-Karl Huysmans, French author (b. 1848)
1916 - James Connolly, Irish socialist (b. 1868)
1925 - Amy Lowell, American poet (b. 1874)
1931 - Eugène Ysaÿe, Belgian violinist (b. 1858)
1935 - Józef Piłsudski, Polish statesman (b. 1867)
1944 - Max Brand, American author (b. 1892)
1944 - Arthur Quiller-Couch, English writer (b. 1863)
1956 - Louis Calhern, American actor (b. 1895)
1957 - Alfonso de Portago, Spanish bobsledder and race car driver (b. 1928)
1957 - Erich von Stroheim, film director and actor (b. 1885)
1963 - Bobby Kerr, Canadian runner (b. 1882)
1966 - Felix Martin Julius Steiner, German Heer and Waffen-SS officer (b. 1896)
1967 - John Masefield, British writer (b. 1878)
1970 - Nelly Sachs, German writer, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1891)
1971 - Heinie Manush, American baseball player (b. 1901)
1973 - Art Pollard, American racecar driver (b. 1927)
1985 - Jean Dubuffet, French painter (b. 1901)
1986 - Elisabeth Bergner, Austrian actress (b. 1897)
1990 - Chen Kenmin, Japanese chef (b. 1912)
1992 - Robert Reed, American actor (b. 1932)
1992 - Nikos Gatsos, Greek poet and lyricist (b. 1911)
1992 - Lenny Montana, American actor (b. 1926)
1994 - Erik Erikson, German psychoanalyst (b. 1902)
1994 - John Smith, British politician (b. 1938)
1995 - Mia Martini, real name: Domenica Bertè, Italian singer and song-writer (b. 1947)
1999 - Abd-al-Aziz ibn Abd-Allah ibn Baaz, Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia 1993-1999 (b. 1910)
1999 - Saul Steinberg, Romanian-American cartoonist (b. 1914)
2000 - Adam Petty, American race car driver (b. 1980)
2001 - Perry Como, American singer (b. 1912)
2001 - Alexei Tupolev, Russian aircraft designer (b. 1925)
2002 - Erich Kulas, ECW Wrestler (Mass Transit)
2003 - Prince Sadruddin Aga Khan, French UN High Commissioner for Refugees (b. 1933)
2005 - Martin Lings, English Islamic scholar (b. 1909)
2005 - Monica Zetterlund, Swedish actress and singer (b. 1937)
2006 - Gillespie V. Montgomery, former U.S. representative from Mississippi (b. 1920)
2007 - Mullah Dadullah Akhund, Taliban military leader (b. 1966?)
2007 - Teddy Infuhr, American former child actor (b. 1936)

Holidays and observances...
International Nurses Day, commemorating the birthday of Florence Nightingale in 1820.
Day of Finnishness in Finland; Commemoration day of J. V. Snellman.

Have a great Monday.

~Brian