Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[AJ RAPTOR]

the son being born is what would keep me clean better than anything

true short story of my teenage days

party + beer + cops showing up + needing to piss quickly = cops shoe wet and me with shiny new handcuffs

I had those same cuffs. But it was for the two kilos I had.  Oh well, it needed to happen. 

lol i was lucky i just had them on till his shoe dryed off

[AJ RAPTOR]

and how does one get to be a vip here now anyways?

[BRAD]

yeah i think its gonna the end of the night for me to. my stomach is starting to roll over agian. i guees i will talk at u guys later.

[AJ RAPTOR]

the son being born is what would keep me clean better than anything

Yeah, he was a world changer.  But some day you guys will have a little one.  Trust me, you'll love it.

yeah someone else to cut the dam grass

damn i hate mowing. i had to do that today here at the house

lol sucker we dont have a mower anymore cause dad took the motor off our lawn tractor and is rebiulding the motor then putting it on what i like to call "the kill-a-ma-jig" its a 6ft bar that hangs off the side of the grizzly with 6 carbide tiped saw blades running off a chain drive from the mower motor so that he can cut the brush in the ditch at the lake

[AJ RAPTOR]

later guys have a good night

[UncleBeaner]

bye bye

[UncleBeaner]

were da vip negros

[UncleBeaner]

well well well, lookie here. Am I lost?

OMFG nick i miss you. you never call anymore   hooker.

[Limited660]

What up whores?

[Krandall]

Good Night RaptorSource! Tomorrow (today) is another day!

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

May 11 1310

54 members of the Knights Templar are burned at the stake in France for being heretics. Established during the Crusades to protect pilgrims traveling to the Holy Land, this military order came into increasing conflict with Rome until Clement V officially dissolves it at the Council of Vienna in 1312.

May 11 1858

Minnesota is admitted as the 32nd U.S. state.

May 11 1907

A derailment outside Lompoc, California kills 32 Shriners, when their chartered train jumps off the tracks at a switch near Surf Depot. Many of them were scalded to death when the steam boiler ruptured. No word on the fates of their groovy fezzes.

May 11 1924

Mercedes-Benz formed by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz merging the two companies.

May 11 1960

Four Mossad agents abduct fugitive Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann from a bus stop in Buenos Aires.

May 11 1960

The first contraceptive pill is made available on the market.

May 11 1981

Jamaican music legend and U.N. Peace Medal recipient Bob Marley dies of brain cancer in a Miami hospital at the age of 36. Marley had quietly begun a course of radiation therapy at Sloan-Kettering a few months prior, but abandoned it just two days later after word leaked out.

May 11 1985

56 soccer fans are killed and more than 200 injured in Bradford, England when fire sweeps through the grandstands of Valley Parade stadium. In less than ten minutes, the structure is reduced to a burning pile of wood.

Birthdays today...
1571 - Niwa Nagashige, Japanese warlord (d. 1637)
1720 - Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Freiherr von Münchhausen, German adventurer (d. 1797)
1722 - Petrus Camper, Dutch anatomist (d. 1789)
1733 - Victoire of France, daughter of king Louis XV (d. 1799)
1752 - Johann Friedrich Blumenbach, German anthropologist (d. 1840)
1763 - János Batsányi, Hungarian poet (d. 1845)
1799 - John Lowell, American philanthropist (d. 1836)
1801 - Henri Labrouste, French architect (d. 1875)
1811 - Chang and Eng Bunker, famous conjoined twins (d. 1874)
1811 - Jean-Jacques Challet-Venel, member of the Swiss Federal Council (d. 1893)
1817 - Fanny Cerrito, Italian ballet dancer (d. 1909)
1824 - Jean-Léon Gérôme, French painter and sculptor (d. 1904)
1827 - Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux, French sculptor and painter (d. 1875)
1835 - Kārlis Baumanis, Latvian composer (d. 1905)
1838 - Walter Goodman, British painter, illustrator and author (d. 1912)
1852 - Charles W. Fairbanks, United States Vice President (d. 1918)
1854 - Jack Blackham, Australian cricketer (d. 1932)
1861 - Frederick Russell Burnham, father of the international scouting movement (d. 1947)
1871 - Stjepan Radic, Croatian politician (d. 1928)
1871 - Frank Schlesinger, American astronomer (d. 1943)
1875 - Harriet Quimby, American aviator (d. 1912)
1881 - Al Cabrera, Spanish-born Cuban baseball player (d. 1964)
1881 - Theodore von Kármán, Hungarian physicist (d. 1963)
1887 - Paul Wittgenstein, Austrian-born pianist (d. 1961)
1888 - Irving Berlin, American composer (d. 1989)
1888 - Willis A. Lee, World War II U.S. naval admiral (d. 1945)
1890 - Woodall Rodgers, mayor of Dallas, Texas (d. 1961)
1892 - Margaret Rutherford, English actress (d. 1972)
1894 - Martha Graham, American dancer and choreographer (d. 1991)
1895 - Jiddu Krishnamurti, Indian philosopher (d. 1986)
1896 - Josip Štolcer-Slavenski Croatian composer (d. 1955)
1897 - Kurt Gerron, German director (d. 1944)
1897 - Robert E. Gross, American businessman (d. 1961)
1899 - Paulino Masip, Spanish playwright (d. 1963)
1903 - Charlie Gehringer, American baseball player (d. 1993)
1904 - Salvador Dalí, Spanish painter (d. 1989)
1907 - Rose Ausländer, German poet (d. 1988)
1907 - Rip Sewell, American baseball player (d. 1989)
1909 - Ellis R Dungan, American born Indian film director (d. 2001)
1909 - Herbert Murrill, English composer (d. 1952)
1911 - Mitchell Sharp, Canadian politician (d. 2004)
1911 - Phil Silvers, American actor and comedian (d. 1985)
1912 - Foster Brooks, American actor and comedian (d. 2001)
1913 - Robert Jungk, Austrian publicist (d. 1994)
1914 - Haroun Tazieff, French volcanologist (d. 1998)
1916 - Camilo José Cela, Spanish writer, Nobel laureate (d. 2002)
1918 - Richard Feynman, American physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1988)
1921 - Hildegard Hamm-Brücher, German politician
1922 - Nestor Chylak, American baseball umpire (d. 1992)
1922 - Ameurfina Melencio Herrera, Filipino Supreme Court jurist
1924 - Eugene Dynkin, Russian mathematician
1924 - Antony Hewish, English radio astronomer, Nobel laureate
1925 - Edward J. King, 66th Governor of Massachusetts (d. 2006)
1927 - Mort Sahl, Canadian comedian and political commentator
1927 - Gene Savoy, American author, explorer, scholar and cleric (d. 2007)
1928 - Yaacov Agam, Israeli sculptor
1928 - Brother Andrew, Dutch missionary
1928 - Marco Ferreri, Italian film director and screenwriter (d. 1997)
1930 - Edsger Dijkstra, Dutch computer scientist (d. 2002)
1930 - Bud Ekins, American stuntman (d. 2007)
1933 - Louis Farrakhan, American Black Muslim leader
1935 - Doug McClure, American actor (d. 1995)
1935 - Francisco Umbral, Spanish novelist (d. 2007)
1936 - Carla Bley, American musician and composer
1939 - Carlos Lyra, Brazilian musician
1939 - Dante Tinga, Filipino Supreme Court jurist
1940 - Juan Downey, Chilean video artist (d. 1993)
1941 - Eric Burdon, British singer (The Animals)
1941 - Graham Miles, English snooker player
1942 - Rachel Billington, British author
1943 - Nancy Greene, Canadian alpine skier
1943 - Juliet Harmer, English actress
1946 - Robert Jarvik, American physician and inventor
1946 - Plume Latraverse, Quebec singer and musician
1947 - Butch Trucks, American drummer (The Allman Brothers Band)
1948 - Nirj Deva, Sri Lankan-British politician
1948 - Shigeru Izumiya, Japanese folk musician
1950 - Dane Iorg, American baseball player
1950 - Jeremy Paxman, British journalist and author
1952 - Shohreh Aghdashloo, Iranian actress
1952 - Frances Fisher, English-born actress
1952 - Mike Lupica, American sports journalist
1952 - Renaud Séchan, French composer
1953 - David Gest, American television producer
1953 - Céline Lomez, Quebec singer and actress
1954 - John Gregory, English football manager
1954 - Lubomir Stoykov, Bulgarian journalist and broadcaster
1955 - John DeStefano, Jr., American politician
1956 - Theresa Burke, Canadian journalist
1956 - Alex Lester, British broadcaster
1957 - Peter North, Canadian porn star
1958 - Christian Brando, American actor and eldest child of Marlon Brando (d. 2008)
1958 - Phil Smyth, Australian basketball player
1958 - Walt Terrell, American baseball player
1959 - Martha Quinn, American television personality
1963 - Gunilla Carlsson, Swedish politician
1963 - Masatoshi Hamada, Japanese comedian
1963 - Natasha Richardson, English-born actress
1964 - John Parrott, English snooker player
1964 - Katie Wagner, American television reporter
1964 - Floyd Youmans, American baseball player
1965 - Greg Dulli, American musician
1965 - Monsour del Rosario, Filipino martial artist and actor
1966 - Christoph Schneider, German drummer (Rammstein)
1970 - Nicky Katt, American actor
1970 - Glenn Hugill, British television presenter and producer
1972 - Anita Hegh, Australian actress
1973 - James Haven, American actor
1974 - Kevin Brown, English-born Canadian ice hockey player
1974 - Stanley Gene, Papua New Guinean rugby league footballer
1974 - Billy Kidman, American professional wrestler
1974 - Benoît Magimel, French actor
1974 - Darren Ward, Welsh footballer
1975 - Francisco Cordero, Dominican baseball player
1977 - Janne Ahonen, Finnish ski jumper
1977 - Gonzalo Colsa, Spanish footballer
1977 - Pablo García, Uruguayan footballer
1977 - Victor Matfield, South African rugby union footballer
1977 - Matthew Newton, Australian actor
1978 - Laetitia Casta, French supermodel and actress
1978 - Perttu Kivilaakso, Finnish Cellist from the band Apocalyptica
1979 - Erin Lang, Canadian musician
1981 - Lauren Jackson, Australian basketball player
1981 - Daniel Ortmeier, American baseball player
1982 - Jonathan Jackson, American actor
1982 - Andrew Walter, American football player
1983 - Matt Leinart, American football player
1983 - Holly Valance, Australian-born actress and singer
1984 - Andres Iniesta, Spanish football player
1985 - sifow, Japanese pop star and business woman
1986 - Abou Diaby, French footballer
1986 - Ronny, Brazilian footballer
1987 - Justin King, American football player
1987 - Louis Murphy, American college football player
1987 - Monica Roşu, Romanian gymnast
1989 - Giovani dos Santos, Mexican footballer

Famous deaths...
912 - Leo VI, Byzantine Emperor (b. 866)
1304 - Mahmud Ghazan, Mongol ruler (b. 1271)
1610 - Matteo Ricci, Italian Jesuit missionary (b. 1552)
1672 - Charles Seton, 2nd Earl of Dunfermline, English royalist (b. 1615)
1708 - Jules Hardouin Mansart, French architect (b. 1646)
1723 - Jean Galbert de Campistron, French dramatist (b. 1656)
1777 - George Pigot, Baron Pigot, British governor of Madras (b. 1719)
1778 - William Pitt, the Elder, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1708)
1812 - Spencer Perceval, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (assassinated) (b. 1762)
1848 - Tom Cribb, English boxer (b. 1781)
1849 - Jeanne Françoise Julie Adélaïde Récamier, French socialite (b. 1777)
1871 - John Herschel, British mathematician and astronomer (b. 1792)
1887 - Jean Baptiste Boussingault, French chemist (b. 1802)
1891 - A. E. Becquerel, French physicist (b. 1820)
1916 - Max Reger, German composer (b. 1873)
1916 - Karl Schwarzschild, German astronomer and physicist (b. 1873)
1920 - William Dean Howells, American writer (b. 1837)
1929 - Jozef Murgaš, Slovak inventor (b. 1864)
1934 - Orest Khvolson, Russian physicist (b. 1852)
1938 - Evgenii Miller, Russian counter-revolutionary (b. 1867)
1955 - Gilbert Jessop, English cricketer (b. 1874)
1960 - John D. Rockefeller, Jr., American philanthropist (b. 1874)
1963 - Herbert Spencer Gasser, American physiologist, Nobel laureate (b. 1888)
1970 - Johnny Hodges, American musician (b. 1906)
1973 - Lex Barker, American actor (b. 1919)
1976 - Alvar Aalto, Finnish architect (b. 1898)
1979 - Lester Flatt, American bluegrass musician (b. 1914)
1981 - Odd Hassel, Norwegian chemist, Nobel laureate (b. 1897)
1981 - Bob Marley, Jamaican singer and musician (b. 1945)
1985 - Chester Gould, American cartoonist (b. 1900)
1986 - Henry P. McIlhenny, American philanthropist (b. 1910)
1986 - Fritz Pollard, American football player (b. 1894)
1988 - Kim Philby, British spy (b. 1912)
1994 - Timothy Carey, American actor (b. 1928)
1996 - Ademir Marques de Menezes, Brazilian footballer (b. 1922)
1996 - Nnamdi Azikiwe, President of Nigeria (b. 1904)
2000 - Paula Wessely, Austrian actress (b. 1907)
2001 - Douglas Adams, English author (b. 1952)
2002 - Joseph Bonanno, Italian-born gangster (b. 1905)
2002 - Renaude Lapointe, French Canadian journalist and senator (b. 1912)
2003 - Noel Redding, English bassist (The Jimi Hendrix Experience) (b. 1945)
2004 - Mick Doyle, Irish international rugby player and coach
2004 - John Whitehead, American singer (McFadden & Whitehead) (b. 1949)
2005 - Michalis Genitsaris, Greek rebetiko singer and composer (b. 1917)
2006 - Floyd Patterson, American boxer (b. 1935)
2006 - Frankie Thomas, American actor (b. 1921)
2006 - Yossi Banai, Israeli singer (b. 1932)
2007 - Malietoa Tanumafili II, Sovereign Ruler of Samoa (b. 1913)
2007 - Bernard Gordon, blacklisted American author (b. 1918)

Holidays and observances...
Holiday of the City of Miskolc (since 1992).

Have a great Mother's Day.

~Brian

[UpOnTwo]

Good morning la......ummm....gentlemen?? (No ladies here yet are there? I miss Dunebunny :-(  )

[socalrappy700]

Mornin,

And I'm sure nix will join.  Dune bunny just seemed like a attention whore to me. 

[Krandall]

May 11 1981

Jamaican music legend and U.N. Peace Medal recipient Bob Marley dies of brain cancer in a Miami hospital at the age of 36. Marley had quietly begun a course of radiation therapy at Sloan-Kettering a few months prior, but abandoned it just two days later after word leaked out.



we be jaaaammin mon'

[Krandall]

Mornin,

And I'm sure nix will join.  Dune bunny just seemed like a attention whore to me. 

She was cool, I have quite a few conversations with her. Funny chick. AND she raced!