Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[Flynbyu]

Not all of us.

I just bottom out on my blow up doll.



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Not all of us.

I just bottom out on my blow up doll.



~Brian

You just like her making that squeeky-squeeky sound like a dog's toy 

[dungbeetle06]

No thats just the doll screaming "no" "no" "your gonna pop me with that needle"

[LittleBuddha]

We will take your denchers out, it will make for a good time

I ain't that old 



































But Scott is!!   :grin_nod:

Respect your elders, sonny. 

[socalrappy700]

Not all of us.

I just bottom out on my blow up doll.



~Brian

You just like her making that squeeky-squeeky sound like a dog's toy 

[Flynbyu]

Not all of us.

I just bottom out on my blow up doll.



~Brian

You just like her making that squeeky-squeeky sound like a dog's toy 

I'd love to own a "real doll"

$5000!

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Not all of us.

I just bottom out on my blow up doll.



~Brian

You just like her making that squeeky-squeeky sound like a dog's toy 

I'd love to own a "real doll"

$5000!

~Brian

I'll do the russian bride first.

[LittleBuddha]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

[socalrappy700]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Ouch, you are so lucky.

[Colorado700R]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

[LittleBuddha]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

I called my sister that once and, well she was a collegiate softball player, she whooped my ass.   

[socalrappy700]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

I called my sister that once and, well she was a collegiate softball player, she whooped my ass.   

I bet that wasn't the first time she did....or the last.

[Flynbyu]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

I called my sister that once and, well she was a collegiate softball player, she whooped my ass.   

She's not taller than you is she?

Lookout, comin' through Dikes on Spikes!

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

I called my sister that once and, well she was a collegiate softball player, she whooped my ass.   

Sister huh?  

[LittleBuddha]

Man, I panicked.  My wife came in unannounced an hour ago.  She asked me if I was watching porn.  What the hell is up with that?  Do I have some kind of rep for being a porn enjoyer?  I'm glad she didn't look at these posts.  Not sure how I'd be able to spin C-Word rag into a positive thing.  

Yeah, C-Word Rag doesn't usually work as a playful moniker 

I called my sister that once and, well she was a collegiate softball player, she whooped my ass.   

I bet that wasn't the first time she did....or the last.

I peed on her once.  We were in a hotel and she wanted to take a shower and I had to piss and she was yelling at me.  Seriously, how long does it take to piss?  She pushed me while I was peeing, so I turned around and pissed all over her.  Bitch.