Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[Colorado700R]

What a shitty birthday.  This might be worse than my 20th birthday when I was in basic training.  I got a fat deer tick and a case of Lyme disease for my birthday that year.  A week in the hospital was better than a week back at the barracks with the drill sergeants.  FERK me.

You and the woman still scrapin'?  What so shitty bout it?

Aaron

[Flynbyu]

What a shitty birthday.  This might be worse than my 20th birthday when I was in basic training.  I got a fat deer tick and a case of Lyme disease for my birthday that year.  A week in the hospital was better than a week back at the barracks with the drill sergeants.  FERK me.

Damn, that would suck.

I woke up to a bj on my 20th birthday. Awesome.

No birthday nookie yet?

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

You ready for this?  Her mom invited herself to dinner tonight.  Yeah, that mom.  The one that I would fucking kill if I could get away with it.  The best part about it?  She put it on me so I could look like a dick.  Set up like a bowling pin.  She said, I'd like to come if it's ok.  Uh, were you invited?  Seriously.  Do people still not know it's not ok to invite yourself? 

[Flynbyu]

You ready for this?  Her mom invited herself to dinner tonight.  Yeah, that mom.  The one that I would fucking kill if I could get away with it.  The best part about it?  She put it on me so I could look like a dick.  Set up like a bowling pin.  She said, I'd like to come if it's ok.  Uh, were you invited?  Seriously.  Do people still not know it's not ok to invite yourself? 

Oh man, that would totally piss me off.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

You ready for this?  Her mom invited herself to dinner tonight.  Yeah, that mom.  The one that I would fucking kill if I could get away with it.  The best part about it?  She put it on me so I could look like a dick.  Set up like a bowling pin.  She said, I'd like to come if it's ok.  Uh, were you invited?  Seriously.  Do people still not know it's not ok to invite yourself? 

Hope they don't take you to Popeye's chicken for dinner, bitch might get sporked!!  

[LittleBuddha]

You wanna see the kind of shit we do to silverback.  He's working on this beauty right now.  Ahoy there matey!  

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[LittleBuddha]

You ready for this?  Her mom invited herself to dinner tonight.  Yeah, that mom.  The one that I would fucking kill if I could get away with it.  The best part about it?  She put it on me so I could look like a dick.  Set up like a bowling pin.  She said, I'd like to come if it's ok.  Uh, were you invited?  Seriously.  Do people still not know it's not ok to invite yourself? 

Oh man, that would totally piss me off.

~Brian

It's not completely amazing that I've been sober for nine years.  It's under the circumstances that I've been sober.   

[Flynbyu]

Please tell me that's not his ride man.

Who used to own that? Carnival Cruise lines?

WTF?

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

You wanna see the kind of shit we do to silverback.  He's working on this beauty right now.  Ahoy there matey!  

Did Capt. Stubeing drop of that Love Boat?  :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

You ready for this?  Her mom invited herself to dinner tonight.  Yeah, that mom.  The one that I would fucking kill if I could get away with it.  The best part about it?  She put it on me so I could look like a dick.  Set up like a bowling pin.  She said, I'd like to come if it's ok.  Uh, were you invited?  Seriously.  Do people still not know it's not ok to invite yourself? 

Oh man, that would totally piss me off.

~Brian

It's not completely amazing that I've been sober for nine years.  It's under the circumstances that I've been sober.   

Luckily, I've never had any addicitions I couldn't walk away from (other than porn).

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Ain't she a beaut?  No, he doesn't own it.  He's working on it.  A couple of weirdo's from Virginia.  I'm shocked that pile of shit made from there. 

[Flynbyu]

Ain't she a beaut?  No, he doesn't own it.  He's working on it.  A couple of weirdo's from Virginia.  I'm shocked that pile of shit made from there. 

One look at the Silverback, and I think I would request another tech.



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I'm positive I'm gonna regret this, but I never did see the Silverback pics.

Aaron

[LittleBuddha]

I'm positive I'm gonna regret this, but I never did see the Silverback pics.

Aaron

wait one.

[Flynbyu]

I'm positive I'm gonna regret this, but I never did see the Silverback pics.

Aaron

Dude.

You're in for a treat.

Get ready to see one of the coolest freakin' mullets ever.

~Brian