Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVIII

[Colorado700R]

Mornin' youngsters   
Colder than a well diggers arse this morning  here on the Mt. 

Pfft....You're still a lowlander 

[Warren]

anybodsy still talking?

[Peelz]

anybodsy still talking?

Yes....just not to you.

[Peelz]

"I'm so ronery....so ronery."

off to Dad's VFW dinner...Free food, free beer. Hells to the yiz-eah!

oh... and maybe a mullet or two?

[Flynbyu]

"I'm so ronery....so ronery."

off to Dad's VFW dinner...Free food, free beer. Hells to the yiz-eah!

oh... and maybe a mullet or two?

I saw a grandma fem mullet as I was passing the gas station. I was going to turn around but she was leaving the station.

Shit!

~Brian

[BLU700R]

Whats Wrong with a MULLET?

[Flynbyu]

Whats Wrong with a MULLET?

Nothing as long as you're rocking a Nascar jacket, some sort of camo, Carhartt, or a Whitesnake shirt.



~Brian

[exentix]

no hos? 

[Peelz]

Whats Wrong with a MULLET?

Nothing as long as you're rocking a Nascar jacket, some sort of camo, Carhartt, or a Whitesnake shirt.



~Brian

WORD!    Has to be the total package.

[Krandall]

GOOD NIGHT RAPTOR SOURCE!!! 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Dec 7 1941



A Day That Will Live In Infamy.

Dec 7 1982

Texas murderer Charlie Brooks in becomes the first person executed in the United States by that newfangled lethal injection.

Dec 7 1982

Armenian earthquake kills 100,000.

Dec 7 1987

David Burke, a recently fired airline employee, stalks his ex-boss onboard a Pacific Southwest Airline jet. He shoots the man in mid-flight and causes the plane to crash, killing all 43 people onboard.

Dec 7 1993

Colin Ferguson opens fire on the Long Island Railroad, killing 6 and injuring 17 others. His attorney William Kunstler tried to use a "black rage" defense, but Ferguson fired him and represented himself. What resulted was a bizarre proceeding of Ferguson claiming innocence and that he was a "patsy" of the government. The trial ended with six consecutive life sentences.

Dec 7 1995

Disgruntled postal employee John Pitney arrives at his Denver workplace in a dress and is placed on administrative leave. Pitney returns later that day in the same dress but sporting a strap-on dildo and gorilla mask. He is arrested. GERD bless America and GERD bless the US Postal Service.

Birthdays today...
521 - Saint Columba, Irish Christian missionary to Scotland (d. 597)
903 - Abd Al-Rahman Al Sufi, Persian astronomer (d. 986)
1302 - Azzone Visconti lord of Milan (d. 1339)
1545 - Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, consort of Mary I of Scotland (d. 1567)
1561 - Kikkawa Hiroie, Japanese politician (d. 1625)
1598 - Gian Lorenzo Bernini, Italian artist (d. 1680)
1637 - Bernardo Pasquini, Italian composer (d. 1710)
1670 - John Aislabie, English director of the South Sea Company (d. 1742)
1724 - Louise of Great Britain, queen of Denmark and Norway (d. 1751)
1764 - Claude Victor-Perrin, duc de Belluno, French marshal (d. 1841)
1784 - Allan Cunningham, British poet (d. 1842)
1801 - Johann Nestroy, Austrian dramatist and actor (d. 1862)
1803 - Maria Josepha of Saxony, queen consort of Spain (d. 1829)
1810 - Josef Hyrtl, Austrian anatomist (d. 1894)
1810 - Theodor Schwann, German physiologist (d. 1882)
1823 - Leopold Kronecker, German mathematician (d. 1891)
1847 - George Grossmith, British actor and writer (d. 1912)
1860 - Joseph Cook, 6th Prime Minister of Australia (d. 1947)
1862 - Paul Adam, French novelist (d. 1920)
1863 - Felix Calonder, Swiss politican (d. 1952)
1863 - Pietro Mascagni, Italian composer (d. 1945)
1863 - Richard Sears, American department store founder (d. 1914)
1873 - Willa Cather, American novelist (d. 1947)
1879 - Rudolf Friml, American composer (d. 1972)
1887 - Ernst Toch, Austrian composer (d. 1964)
1888 - Joyce Cary, Irish author (d. 1957)
1888 - Hamilton Fish III, American politician (d. 1991)
1891 - Fay Bainter, Academy Award-winning American actress (d. 1968)
1903 - Danilo Blanuša, Croatian mathematician (d. 1987)
1904 - Konstantin Sokolsky, Russian singer (d. 1991)
1905 - Gerard Kuiper, Dutch-born American astronomer (d. 1973)
1907 - Fred Rose, Canadian communist politician (d. 1983)
1910 - Louis Prima, American musician (d. 1978)
1910 - Edmundo Ros, Trinidadian musician
1912 - Daniel Jones, British composer (d. 1993)
1915 - Eli Wallach, American actor
1916 - Jean Carignan, French Canadian fiddler (d. 1988)
1920 - Fiorenzo Magni, Italian cyclist
1920 - Walter Nowotny, Austrian fighter pilot (d. 1944)
1920 - Tatamkulu Afrika, South African poet and writer (d. 2002)
1921 - Pramukh Swami Maharaj, Indian spiritual leader
1923 - Ted Knight, American actor (d. 1986)
1924 - John Love, Zimbabwean Formula One driver (d. 2005)
1924 - Mário Soares, President of Portugal
1925 - Hernando da Silva Ramos, Brazilian racing driver
1927 - Helen Watts, British contralto
1928 - Noam Chomsky, American linguist and political writer
1930 - Hal Smith, American baseball player
1932 - Ellen Burstyn, American actress
1932 - Paul Caponigro, American photographer
1937 - Thad Cochran, American politician, senator from Mississippi
1940 - Stan Boardman, English comedian
1940 - Gerry Cheevers, Canadian ice hockey player
1942 - Harry Chapin, American singer and songwriter (d. 1981)
1942 - Alex Johnson, American baseball player
1942 - Peter Tomarken, American game show host (d. 2006)
1943 - Göran Lennmarker, Swedish politician
1943 - Bernard C. Parks, Chief of the Los Angeles Police Department
1944 - Jamiel Chagra, American drug trafficker
1944 - Daniel Chorzempa, American organist
1945 - Marion Rung, Finnish singer
1947 - Johnny Bench, American baseball player
1947 - Tony Thomas, American TV and film producer
1947 - Garry Unger, Canadian ice hockey player
1948 - Gary Morris, American singer and actor
1948 - Mads Vinding, Danish bassist
1949 - Tom Waits, American singer, composer, and actor
1952 - Georges Corraface, Greek actor, president of the Thessaloniki International Film Festival
1952 - Susan Collins, American politician, junior senator from Maine
1954 - Mark Hofmann, American forger and bomber
1954 - Mike Nolan, Irish singer (Bucks Fizz)
1955 - Priscilla Barnes, American actress
1955 - John Watkins, Australian politician
1956 - Larry Bird, American basketball player
1957 - Tom Winsor, British lawyer and economic regulator
1958 - Tim Butler, English musician (Psychedelic Furs)
1958 - Rick Rude, American professional wrestler (d. 1999)
1961 - Lisa Fischer, American R&B singer
1960 - Craig Scanlon, English guitarist (The Fall)
1962 - Grecia Colmenares, Venezuelan actress
1963 - Theo Snelders, former Dutch footballer
1964 - Roberta Close, Brazilian model
1964 - Tadao Uematsu, Japanese racing driver
1964 - Peter Laviolette, head coach Carolina Hurricanes
1965 - Colin Hendry, Scottish footballer
1965 - Jeffrey Wright, American actor
1966 - C. Thomas Howell, American actor
1966 - Shinichi Itoh, Japanese motorcycle racer
1967 - Tino Martinez, American baseball player
1968 - Mark Geyer, Australian rugby league footballer
1970 - Carmen Campuzano, Mexican actress and fashion model
1971 - Vladimir Akopian, Armenian chess player
1971 - Chasey Lain, American pornographic actress
1972 - Hermann Maier, Austrian skier
1972 - Tammy Lynn Sytch, American professional wrestler
1973 - Terrell Owens, American football player
1973 - Fabien Pelous, French international rugby player
1973 - Damien Rice, Irish musician
1974 - Nicole Appleton, Canadian-born singer
1974 - Kang Full, South Korean webcomic artist
1975 - Jamie Clapham, English footballer
1976 - Alan Faneca, American football player
1976 - Brent Johnson, Canadian football player
1976 - Georges Laraque, Canadian ice hockey player
1976 - Vanessa Lorenzo, Spanish fashion model
1977 - Dominic Howard, English drummer (Muse)
1977 - Eric Chavez, American baseball player
1978 - Shiri Appleby, American actress
1978 - Frankie J, Mexican-born American singer
1978 - Chad Dukes, Radio Personality
1979 - Ayako Fujitani, Japanese actress
1979 - Derek Ramsay, Filipino actor and model
1979 - Lampros Choutos, Greek footballer
1979 - Sara Bareilles, American singer
1979 - Jennifer Carpenter, American actress
1980 - John Terry, English footballer
1983 - Fausto Carmona, Dominican baseball player
1984 - Robert Kubica, the first Polish Formula One racing driver
1984 - Aaron Gray, American basketball player
1984 - Luca Rigoni, Italian footballer
1987 - Aaron Carter, American singer and actor
1987 - Baran Kosari, Iranian actress
1987 - Thomas Fiss, American singer (Varsity Fanclub)
1988 - Emily Browning, Australian actress
1988 - Asia Ray Smith, American actress
1989 - Nicholas Hoult, English actor
1990 - Urszula Radwańska, Polish tennis player
2003 - Princess Catharina-Amalia of the Netherlands

Famous deaths...
43BC - Cicero, Roman politician and author (b. 106 BC)
283 - Pope Eutychian
983 - Otto II, Holy Roman Emperor
1254 - Pope Innocent IV
1279 - King Boleslaus V of Poland (b. 1226)
1295 - Gilbert de Clare, 7th Earl of Hertford, English politician (b. 1243)
1498 - Alexander Hegius von Heek, German humanist
1562 - Adrian Willaert, Flemish composer
1649 - Charles Garnier, French Jesuit missionary (b. 1606)
1672 - Richard Bellingham, English-born Massachusetts colonial magistrate (b. 1592)
1683 - John Oldham, English poet (smallpox) (b. 1653)
1683 - Algernon Sydney, English politician (b. 1623)
1723 - Jan Santini Aichel, Bohemian architect (b. 1677)
1725 - Florent Carton Dancourt, French dramatist and actor (b. 1661)
1775 - Charles Saunders, British admiral
1793 - Joseph Bara, French revolutionary (b. 1780)
1815 - Michel Ney, French marshall (executed) (b. 1769)
1817 - William Bligh, British naval officer (b. 1745)
1842 - Thomas Hamilton, Scottish writer (b. 1789)
1874 - Constantin von Tischendorf, German biblical scholar (b. 1815)
1894 - Ferdinand de Lesseps, French diplomat and entrepreneur (Suez Canal) (b. 1805)
1902 - Thomas Nast, German-born American cartoonist (b. 1840)
1906 - Élie Ducommun, Swiss journalist, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1833)
1913 - Luigi Oreglia di Santo Stefano, Italian Catholic churchman and last surviving cardinal of Pius IX (b. 1828)
1917 - Léon Minkus, German/Czech Composer and violinist (b. 1826)
1941 - Notable casualties of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
          Mervyn S. Bennion, United States Navy Captain, Medal of Honor recipient (b. 1887)
          Herbert C. Jones, United States Navy, Medal of Honor recipient (b. 1918)
          Isaac C. Kidd, United States Navy Rear Admiral, Medal of Honor recipient (b. 1884)
          Thomas J. Reeves, United States Navy, Medal of Honor recipient (b. 1895)
          Franklin Van Valkenburgh, United States Navy, Medal of Honor recipient (b. 1888)
1946 - Sada Yacco, Japanese stage actress (b. 1871)
1947 - Nicholas M. Butler, American university president, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1862)
1947 - Tristan Bernard, French playwright and novelist (b. 1866)
1956 - Huntley Gordon, Canadian actor (b. 1887)
1960 - Clara Haskil, Swiss pianist (b. 1895)
1969 - Lefty O'Doul, American baseball player (b. 1897)
1969 - Eric Portman, English actor (b. 1903)
1970 - Rube Goldberg, American cartoonist (b. 1883)
1975 - Thornton Wilder, American playwright (b. 1897)
1977 - Peter Carl Goldmark, Hungarian-born American engineer (b. 1906)
1978 - Alexander Wetmore, American ornithologist (b. 1886)
1980 - Darby Crash, American punk-rock musician (b. 1958)
1983 - Fanny Cano, Mexican actress (b. 1944)
1984 - Lee Roy Yarbrough, American race car (Nascar) driver (b. 1938)
1985 - Robert Graves, British author (b. 1895)
1985 - Potter Stewart, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (b. 1915)
1989 - William Calhoun, professional wrestler (b. 1934)
1990 - Joan Bennett, American actress (b. 1910)
1990 - Jean Duceppe, Quebec stage, television and film actor (b. 1923)
1990 - Jean Paul Lemieux, Quebec painter (b. 1904)
1991 - Michael Taylor, Male Model (b. 1913)
1993 - Félix Houphouët-Boigny, President of Côte d'Ivoire (b. 1905)
1993 - Wolfgang Paul, German physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1913)
1994 - J.C. Tremblay, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1939)
1997 - Billy Bremner, Scottish former footballer (b. 1942)
1998 - Martin Rodbell, American scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1925)
1998 - John Addison, British composer (b. 1920)
2000 - Vladimir Gotovac, Croatian poet and politician (b. 1930)
2001 - Charles McClendon, LSU Tigers head football coach (b. 1923)
2003 - Carl F. H. Henry American theologian and publisher (b. 1913)
2003 - Azie Taylor Morton, Treasurer of the United States (b. 1936)
2004 - Frederick Fennell, American conductor (b. 1914)
2004 - Jerry Scoggins, American singer (b. 1913)
2004 - Jay Van Andel, co-founder and former chairman of Amway (b. 1924)
2005 - Bud Carson, American football player and coach (b. 1931)
2005 - Lucy d'Abreu, was the oldest living person in the United Kingdom from April 2004 until her death (b. 1892)
2005 - Rigoberto Alpizar, airplane passenger fatally shot by U.S. Air Marshals after allegedly claiming he had placed a bomb aboard (b. 1961)
2006 - Jeane Kirkpatrick, American ambassador (b. 1926)
2006 - Jay McShann, American musician (b. 1910)

Holidays and observances...
US - Pearl Harbor Day (observance)
Colombia - Día de las Velitas (Day of the Candles): Festivity
India - The Armed Forces Flag Day
International Civil Aviation Day

Have a great Sunday.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

"Disgruntled postal employee John Pitney arrives at his Denver workplace in a dress and is placed on administrative leave. Pitney returns later that day in the same dress but sporting a strap-on dildo and gorilla mask. He is arrested. GERD bless America and GERD bless the US Postal Service."



And that's how Dracus got his start

[exentix]

anbody? or am i all alone?

[socalrappy700]

"Disgruntled postal employee John Pitney arrives at his Denver workplace in a dress and is placed on administrative leave. Pitney returns later that day in the same dress but sporting a strap-on dildo and gorilla mask. He is arrested. GERD bless America and GERD bless the US Postal Service."



And that's how Dracus got his start

Thats just wrong.  I wonder if he was placed on leave with pay. 

[Krandall]

Aaron stole the one I was gonna do.

Dec 7 1941

A Day That Will Live In Infamy.


we kicked some ass and didn't take names.