Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVII

[Flynbyu]

What is it with Muslims loving homosexual experiences?

~Brian

[BRAD]

i seen that. they are all homo's deep down

[Flynbyu]

I friend of mine on his fifth Iraqi tour sent me an email telling me they rolled up to a weapons dump south of Bagdad. There were fresh tracks into the facility. They rolled up weapons drawn to an old Mitsubishi truck, and two Iraqi dudes were going at it in the truck. He told me his troops were asking "Sarge, can we light 'em up since their homos?"

He said the women ther are for making babies, and the men are there for pleasure. I'm sure they aren't all like that, but he said he's caught several in the act.

~Brian

[BRAD]

  if only they would play around with that pussy alittle more they would see just who is here for pleasure

[Krandall]

Man. them dudes need to realize women like that shit too..

It's like a 2 for 1 w/ women. 

[Flynbyu]

  if only they would play around with that pussy alittle more they would see just who is here for pleasure

Sex is forbidden unless you're married there. That's why so many are with men. Women have to remain covered, and be with a chaperone when in the presence of men. Kinda hard to score some ass that way.

~Brian

[BRAD]

damn that sucks.

but i still wouldnt turn gay. all they gotta do is go set in the bathroom for abit and look at some muslim porn. but that would probaby be abunch of gay dudes having at it

[Krandall]

man, that sucks, there are some hot iraqi women too.

I'm a fan of the year roun' brown. :grin_nod:

Latina, Iraqi, some hindu chicks. boo ya!

[who else but rk]

i have fallen in love
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___QUADCAB-LARAMIE-4X4-CUMMINS-DEISEL-WARRANTY-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ110314433687QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item110314433687&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318#ht_997wt_0

[Krandall]

Why such a big truck?

Or.. Why the crew cab? 

[Flynbyu]

I can sell you a new truck just like that for $28,000.

MSRP            $41,000
Rebate           <4500>
Dealer Cash     <4000>
Discount         <4500>
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~Brian

[who else but rk]

well i want a bed that will carry my bike so i need an 8 foot and i want to be able to have room for at least 4.

brian do you work for a dodge dealer as well? only diesel i want is a cummins

[Flynbyu]

well i want a bed that will carry my bike so i need an 8 foot and i want to be able to have room for at least 4.

brian do you work for a dodge dealer as well? only diesel i want is a cummins

Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, Chevrolet, Ponitac, Buick, GMC dealer.

~Brian

[Peelz]

I friend of mine on his fifth Iraqi tour sent me an email telling me they rolled up to a weapons dump south of Bagdad. There were fresh tracks into the facility. They rolled up weapons drawn to an old Mitsubishi truck, and two Iraqi dudes were going at it in the truck. He told me his troops were asking "Sarge, can we light 'em up since their homos?"

He said the women ther are for making babies, and the men are there for pleasure. I'm sure they aren't all like that, but he said he's caught several in the act.

~Brian

Krandall's new mantra?

Waz going down bruthas from anutha mutha?


SO...it happened today. worked 5 weeks solid. Today, we hit the wall. I have 5 people at home today with "LOW"
lack of work. Might have to offer them a short layoff. It will pick up though. Just frustrating to work like a dog just to flat on your face.  So in honor of our backwards business plan, I plan on doing nothing today.


  cue Erich and  the "what is different from any other day" post

[LittleBuddha]

well i want a bed that will carry my bike so i need an 8 foot and i want to be able to have room for at least 4.

brian do you work for a dodge dealer as well? only diesel i want is a cummins

Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, Chevrolet, Ponitac, Buick, GMC dealer.

~Brian

Man, throw in Ford and you've got the whole shit enchilada.