Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVII

[Flynbyu]

Correct.

Dics brakes didn't appear until the new body style (2000) Tahoe.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Thank you.  Older Chevy's always had shoes in the rear.  You wanna hear something funny?  According to ASE, he's a master technician.  Remember that next time when you think ASE fuckin' means something.  It means you know how to take a test.  Congratulations.   

[socalrappy700]

I'm convinced E has the best job here.

~Brian

Little Buddha respectfully disagrees.  

You still have to wait on your dad....hell may freeze over first.

Plus I don't work.......ever.  

This mother f cker's mine in three years bitches.  My dad and I are on the same page now. 

You know you want my job.  Why, just a mere 10 minutes ago Silverback asked me to get him front and rear brakes for a 1999 K1500 Suburban.  So I looked up the parts and in the spirit of "no good deed goes unpunished" I actually brough the parts down to his bay.  S the F  ckin' ape says it has pads in the rear.  Funny, I didn't see a listing for pads, only shoes.  So I take the shoes back and put them back on the shelf and spend a couple minutes confirming what I already know and even go out to the vehicle and peek through the rear wheels and lo and behold...IT HAS F  ckING BRAKE SHOES.  Go ahead and use your imagination as to how the conversation went as I informed him that HE'S A F  ckING IDIOT.   

On the same page right now, lets see what happens next time he gives you the shaft.  Plus I don't want your job because your job is in Scottsdale az.  Right now its cool, the other 9 months of the year suck balls.

[LittleBuddha]

I'm convinced E has the best job here.

~Brian

Little Buddha respectfully disagrees.  

You still have to wait on your dad....hell may freeze over first.

Plus I don't work.......ever.  

This mother f cker's mine in three years bitches.  My dad and I are on the same page now. 

You know you want my job.  Why, just a mere 10 minutes ago Silverback asked me to get him front and rear brakes for a 1999 K1500 Suburban.  So I looked up the parts and in the spirit of "no good deed goes unpunished" I actually brough the parts down to his bay.  S the F  ckin' ape says it has pads in the rear.  Funny, I didn't see a listing for pads, only shoes.  So I take the shoes back and put them back on the shelf and spend a couple minutes confirming what I already know and even go out to the vehicle and peek through the rear wheels and lo and behold...IT HAS F  ckING BRAKE SHOES.  Go ahead and use your imagination as to how the conversation went as I informed him that HE'S A F  ckING IDIOT.   

On the same page right now, lets see what happens next time he gives you the shaft.  Plus I don't want your job because your job is in Scottsdale az.  Right now its cool, the other 9 months of the year suck balls.

Oh no, we're staying on the same page, trust me.  9 months?  That's a bit of a stretch.  I'll give you 5, 6 tops.  Plus we have no major disasters or anything. 

[Flynbyu]

Oh hell no.

I can always cool down. It's hard for me to warm up.

It's 42 outside and that's too damn cold for me.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

I'm convinced E has the best job here.

~Brian

Little Buddha respectfully disagrees.  

You still have to wait on your dad....hell may freeze over first.

Plus I don't work.......ever.  

This mother f cker's mine in three years bitches.  My dad and I are on the same page now. 

You know you want my job.  Why, just a mere 10 minutes ago Silverback asked me to get him front and rear brakes for a 1999 K1500 Suburban.  So I looked up the parts and in the spirit of "no good deed goes unpunished" I actually brough the parts down to his bay.  S the F  ckin' ape says it has pads in the rear.  Funny, I didn't see a listing for pads, only shoes.  So I take the shoes back and put them back on the shelf and spend a couple minutes confirming what I already know and even go out to the vehicle and peek through the rear wheels and lo and behold...IT HAS F  ckING BRAKE SHOES.  Go ahead and use your imagination as to how the conversation went as I informed him that HE'S A F  ckING IDIOT.   

On the same page right now, lets see what happens next time he gives you the shaft.  Plus I don't want your job because your job is in Scottsdale az.  Right now its cool, the other 9 months of the year suck balls.

Oh no, we're staying on the same page, trust me.  9 months?  That's a bit of a stretch.  I'll give you 5, 6 tops.  Plus we have no major disasters or anything. 

I ok with the quakes.  I just love the nice weather all year round. 

Oh wait, I live in Chicago and its 30.   

[Krandall]

Was 10 degrees this AM here. 0 degree windchill. 

Winter's a comin.

[LittleBuddha]

Oh hell no.

I can always cool down. It's hard for me to warm up.

It's 42 outside and that's too damn cold for me.

~Brian

Yeah, women dress really sexy as eskimoes.  I'll take the warm weather.  Thanks Peels for the sundress visual you son of a bitch.  Anywho, yes the heat makes women dress sexy.  

[LittleBuddha]

Was 10 degrees this AM here. 0 degree windchill. 

Winter's a comin.

Ha ha

/Nelson Muntz

[Flynbyu]

Random advertisement.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

In keeping with the free theme in my life right now, a friend of my dad's just dropped off set of golf clubs.   

[socalrappy700]

What type of clubs?

[LittleBuddha]

What type of clubs?

Old ones.  McGregor blades.  And there is a Ping putter that looks like its a hundred years old.  There's a 10 iron in there.  I guess they didn't call them pitching wedges back then. 

[who else but rk]

drove by a dodge dealership today and they had a venom red acr. man i almost crashed 
heres what they look like. it looks stuning in real life. these pics blow
http://gallery.viperclub.org/data/500/medium/GEDC0666.JPG
http://gallery.viperclub.org/data/500/medium/GEDC0660.JPG

[Krandall]

Whats sticker price on one of those?