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[Flynbyu]

Post your breaking news here.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest's document has now come to light –- 23 years after Jambor's death.

The war tyrant's medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small."

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic — the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Jambor saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan's friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest's account of how the medic saved Hitler's life. He said: "In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

"For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

"They called him the 'Screamer.' He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help.'

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'"

Hitler's genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the "one ball" song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

Story via FoxNews.com

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Peels is out of the closet.

[Peelz]

A$$!  I like the closet just fine, I am staying in there! 

Missing Link discovered in Chicago. 

[LittleBuddha]

Aunt Flow is in town and Buddha needs a place to crash for a week.   

[socalrappy700]

Aunt Flow is in town and Buddha needs a place to crash for a week.   

You don't want to stay here....pregnant = half crazy, half horny.

[LittleBuddha]

Aunt Flow is in town and Buddha needs a place to crash for a week.   

You don't want to stay here....pregnant = half crazy, half horny.

I'll take my chances.   

[Krandall]

 Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

[Peelz]

Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

plan C...run around butt-naked screaming "mommy mommy  mommy"

[LittleBuddha]

Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

Now is the best time to buy.  Everything is cheap.  And I think you're a little young to be worrying about your retirement account.   

[Krandall]

No I don't need to worry excessivley, but.. when I have a crap ton in there and I've lost 1/2 of it.... and dropping... kind of sucks.

[Mad Dog]

Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

Now is the best time to buy.  Everything is cheap.  And I think you're a little young to be worrying about your retirement account.   

Yeah, kerkorian thought it was cheap and a good time to buy too...ended up losing over 700million out of a 1billion dollar investment as ford shares dropped from $7 to $2.

[Flynbyu]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. —  A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road. Her boyfriend then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

He was arrested, jailed and later freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

FoxNews.com is getting really desperate these days.



~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

Now is the best time to buy.  Everything is cheap.  And I think you're a little young to be worrying about your retirement account.   

Yeah, kerkorian thought it was cheap and a good time to buy too...ended up losing over 700million out of a 1billion dollar investment as ford shares dropped from $7 to $2.

Ford?  I wouldn't take any Domestic auto stock on a bet.  Seriously, who the FERK buys domestic auto stock?  I didn't even know that was an option.  I've seen this day coming for a long time with the big three.  And Ford was an Anti Semite so FERK him.

[socalrappy700]

Dow Jones industrial average falling below the 8,000 mark

Whats advisable? Keep pumping money into my 401k or slow it back a bit?

Now is the best time to buy.  Everything is cheap.  And I think you're a little young to be worrying about your retirement account.   

Yeah, kerkorian thought it was cheap and a good time to buy too...ended up losing over 700million out of a 1billion dollar investment as ford shares dropped from $7 to $2.

It IS a great time to buy.  And Kerkorian was a dumb ass for putting any money into Ford.  That's just common sense.