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[Krandall]

Aaron? 


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090205/ap_on_fe_st/odd_klingon_robbery;_ylt=AojFHqTeJmcK31z.UeuQIyztiBIF

Man boldly robs Colo. store with Star Trek sword

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – Colorado police say a man with too much "Star Trek" on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.

Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.

Police Lt. David Whitlock says no one was injured.

The StarTrek.com Web site says the double-pointed sword used by the Klingons on "Star Trek" is crescent-shaped and about a yard long. Police did not specify what material it was made of.

No one has been charged in the incident.

[Peelz]

How do you say "give me th money motherf**ker" in Klingon?

[Flynbyu]

Peels with the post of the day!



~Brian

[Peelz]

Peels with the post of the day!



~Brian

2 in a row...."KA-CHOW"

[Krandall]

Not by any means breaking news... BUT... It's a really good interview from Time magazine w/ Ron Jeremy

Brian, this is for you as I know you're the connoisseur  (CHECK THAT PEELS!)

Ron Jeremy: My Life as a Porn Star
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1836153-1,00.html

[Flynbyu]

Awesome find!!!!

I've actually met Ron at a TKE party on the campus of Southwest Missouri State back in the mid 90's. Very funny guy. Total suprise. He is an honorary TKE member, and was in town on his way to St. Louis. I was at a party with a friend of mine that lived in the frat house. Totally unexpected.

~Brian

[Peelz]

I think my wife met him at one of her old Company annual meetings. He invited all of the execs to a party at his hotel. They all politely declined.

[Krandall]

Awesome find!!!!

I've actually met Ron at a TKE party on the campus of Southwest Missouri State back in the mid 90's. Very funny guy. Total suprise. He is an honorary TKE member, and was in town on his way to St. Louis. I was at a party with a friend of mine that lived in the frat house. Totally unexpected.

~Brian

that's cool, I've never read much about him, but based on the interview, he seems like a pretty genuine person.

[Peelz]

Awesome find!!!!

I've actually met Ron at a TKE party on the campus of Southwest Missouri State back in the mid 90's. Very funny guy. Total suprise. He is an honorary TKE member, and was in town on his way to St. Louis. I was at a party with a friend of mine that lived in the frat house. Totally unexpected.

~Brian

that's cool, I've never read much about him, but based on the interview, he seems like a pretty genuine person.

Genuinely disgusting

[Krandall]

did you read it peels....

[Flynbyu]

I remember him talking about the family name, and how his dad was really pissed at him. He told us a story about this movie he did where he rolled around in a vat of spagehetti noodles, and had sex with some heavy set woman. It was funny, and then I found the clip.

It was not funny.



Ron also had the ability to suck his own. No shit. Yeah, he admitted it. This drunk dude came up and asked him if he could still suck his own d*ck, and he said "No, not since I gained 70lbs. and met your girlfriend."

I about DIED.

~Brian

[Peelz]

did you read it peels....

Yes, I am kidding around. I can't stand looking at him. I have seen him do some nasty stuff, and I can't get past that. sorry. Don't care that he likes to hang glide. Better judgement went away a la' nailing a overweight chick in pasta.


Brian ERMAHGERD, mentioned same thing in your post

[Krandall]

 

That's awesome. 

I can say I haven't seen any of his productions.. So I must be missing out.

[Peelz]

That's awesome. 

I can say I haven't seen any of his productions.. So I must be missing out.

umm yeah, "missing out"

[Flynbyu]

You've gotta see a Hedgehog movie. At least once.

The old ones were pretty funny, but the ones where he is grossly over weight are just not right.

Oh, and Randy. I will be sending you a snippet.



~Brian