Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVI

[Peelz]

gpon to florida for the weekend!!!!



whoooooooo

peace bitches

ummmm grammar ninja?

you rang? Sorry, grammar ninja cannot fix stupid.

good night suckas.

Have my boy's first Parent teacher conference. If I had my guess, he will just like me!

[dungbeetle06]

 

[exentix]

hola! que pasa amigos?

[BRAD]

whats up guys?

[Krandall]

Hey B-rad, how's things on the home front w/ the lil' lady

[BRAD]

ah its going. i stopped by for abit tonight and sat with her for abit. then she got all bitchy towards me. so i left out alittle early to let her have some alone time since everyone left us

[Colorado700R]

My head hurts with all this politics,  I need a beer  :'(

[BRAD]

you and me both man. oh on second thought i just need a beer

[Krandall]

I just made some blue raspberry jello shots 

[Colorado700R]

I just made some blue raspberry jello shots 

I've heard of suppository intoxication before, but that's just sick 

[Krandall]

 

yea yea.

Made it w/ voda... She burns. I got orange jello, I'm going to use my orange rum

blue raspberry w/ vodka sits nice in the mouth burns goin down

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Nov 7 1783

A man convicted of forgery is the last public hanging at London's Tyburn site, ending a gallows tradition begun in 1196.

Nov 7 1872

The cargo ship Mary Celeste sails from New York, never reaching Genoa. Four weeks later it is found completely abandoned, whereabouts of the ten man crew unknown. The ship's cargo was alcohol, so you decide.

Nov 7 1918

A ship from New Zealand brings the 1918 influenza epidemic to Western Samoa, killing 7542 -- about twenty percent of the population by the end of the year. Perhaps 20,000,000 people are killed from the epidemic globally, including half a million Americans.

Nov 7 1965

The Pillsbury Doughboy makes its first appearance. It (we refer to the creature as "it"; marketing may call it a Doughboy but there is no evidence of genitals) has had a long and uneventful career, but the puffy pastry is now in serious trouble as he recently shit a croissant in front of GERD and everybody.

Nov 7 1983

A bomb explodes inside the US Capitol building. The structure was damaged but there were no deaths or injuries.

Nov 7 1991

Magic Johnson announces that he is an AIDS victim. Perhaps the basketball player's condition has something to do with his sleeping promiscuously with thousands of women.

Birthdays today...
630 - Constans II, Byzantine emperor (d. 668)
994 - Ibn Hazm, Arab philosopher (d. 1069)
1598 - Francisco Zurbarán, Spanish painter (d. 1664)
1619 - Gédéon Tallemant des Réaux, French writer (d. 1692)
1650 - John Robinson, English diplomat (d. 1723)
1687 - William Stukeley, English archaeologist (d. 1765)
1750 - Friedrich Leopold zu Stolberg-Stolberg, German poet (d. 1819)
1805 - Thomas Brassey, English civil engineering contractor (d. 1870)
1818 - Emil du Bois-Reymond, German physician (d. 1896)
1832 - Andrew Dickson White, American educator (d. 1918)
1838 - Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam, French writer (d. 1889)
1846 - Ignaz Brüll, Austrian pianist (d. 1907)
1851 - Chris von der Ahe, German born entrepreneur (d. 1913)
1858 - Bipin Chandra Pal, Indian poltical activist (d. 1932)
1860 - Jean-Baptiste Eugène Estienne, French general (d. 1936)
1861 - Jeff Milton, American lawman (d. 1947)
1867 - Maria Sklodowska-Curie, Polish chemist and physicist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in physics and in chemistry (d. 1934)
1875 - Mikhail Kalinin, Soviet politician (d. 1946)
1876 - Charlie Townsend, English cricketer (d. 1958)
1879 - King Baggot, American actor (d. 1948)
1879 - Leon Trotsky, Russian revolutionary (d. 1940)
1886 - Aron Nimzowitsch, Latvian-born chess player (d. 1935)
1888 - Sir C. V. Raman, Indian physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1970)
1893 - Leatrice Joy, American actress (d. 1985)
1896 - Esdras Minville, Quebec writer, economist and sociologist (d. 1975)
1897 - Herman J. Mankiewicz, American writer, director, and producer (d. 1953)
1898 - Raphaël Salem, Greek mathematician (d. 1963)
1901 - Norah McGuinness, Northern Irish painter and illustrator (d. 1980)
1903 - Dean Jagger, American actor (d. 1991)
1903 - Konrad Lorenz, Austrian zoologist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (d. 1989)
1903 - Grace Stafford, American actress (d. 1992)
1905 - William Alwyn, English composer (d. 1985)
1913 - Albert Camus, French writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1960)
1914 - Archie Campbell, American comedian, writer (d. 1987)
1915 - Philip Morrison, American scientist (d. 2005)
1918 - Billy Graham, American evangelist
1918 - Maria Teresa de Noronha, Portuguese Fado singer (d. 1993)
1918 - Paul Aussaresses, French general
1922 - Al Hirt, American trumpeter (d. 1999)
1926 - Dame Joan Sutherland, Australian operatic soprano
1927 - Hiroshi Yamauchi, Japanese computer game executive
1927 - Ivor Emmanuel, Welsh singer and actor (d. 2007)
1928 - Richard G. Scott, American religious leader
1929 - Eric R. Kandel, Austrian neuroscientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
1929 - Jesús de Polanco, Spanish businessman and media tycoon (d. 2007)
1936 - Dame Gwyneth Jones, Welsh soprano
1937 - Mary Travers, American folk singer (Peter, Paul & Mary)
1938 - Jim Kaat, American baseball player
1938 - Dee Clark, American singer (d. 1990)
1942 - Johnny Rivers, American singer and composer
1942 - Jean Shrimpton, British supermodel and actress
1943 - Michael Byrne, English actor
1943 - Stephen Greenblatt, American literary critic
1943 - Boris Gromov, Russian general
1943 - Joni Mitchell, Canadian musician
1943 - Michael Spence, American economist, Nobel Prize laureate
1944 - Joe Niekro, American baseball player (d. 2006)
1944 - Luigi Riva, Italian footballer
1944 - Ken Patera, American professional wrestler
1947 - Bob Anderson, English darts player
1947 - Yutaka Fukumoto, Japanese professional baseball player
1947 - Sondhi Limthongkul, Thai journalist, writer and founder of Manager Daily, also leader of PAD
1948 - Alex Ribeiro, Brazilian racing driver
1949 - Steven Stucky, American composer
1949 - Judy Tenuta, American comedian
1952 - David Petraeus, American military commander
1953 - Lucinda Green, British equestrian
1954 - Kamal Haasan, Indian actor
1955 - Detlef Ultsch, German judoka
1957 - Christopher Knight, American actor
1958 - Lori Saldaña, American politician
1959 - Billy Gillispie, American basketball coach
1959 - Alexandre Guimarães, Costa Rican football manager
1960 - Tommy Thayer, American guitarist (Kiss)
1962 - Tracie Savage, American actress and journalist
1963 - John Barnes, English footballer
1964 - Gill Holland, American producer
1965 - Sigrun Wodars, German athlete
1967 - Sharleen Spiteri Scottish singer and songwriter (Texas)
1967 - Steve Digiorgio, American musician
1967 - David Guetta, French DJ
1968 - Greg Tribbett, American musician (Mudvayne)
1968 - Mark Preston, Australian engineer
1969 - Hélène Grimaud, French pianist
1969 - Michelle Clunie, American actress
1970 - Neil Hannon, Northern Irish musician (The Divine Comedy)
1970 - Andy Houston, American NASCAR driver
1970 - Marc Rosset, Swiss tennis player
1970 - Morgan Spurlock, American director and producer
1971 - Jamie Drummond, Scottish/Canadian Sommelier
1971 - Robin Finck, American musician
1972 - Jason London & Jeremy London, American actors
1972 - Danny Grewcock, English rugby union player
1972 - Christopher Daniel Barnes, American actor
1972 - Mike Goldman, Australian media personality
1972 - Marcus Stewart, English football player
1973 - Yunjin Kim, South Korean actress
1973 - Martín Palermo, Argentine footballer
1974 - Kris Benson, American baseball player
1974 - Chris Summers, Norwegian drummer (Turbonegro)
1976 - Mark Philippoussis, Australian tennis player
1976 - Melyssa Ford, Canadian model and actress
1976 - One Be Lo, hip-hop artist
1978 - Rio Ferdinand, English footballer
1978 - Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, Dutch footballer
1978 - Tomoya Nagase, Japanese actor and singer (TOKIO)
1978 - Mohamed Aboutrika, Egyptian football player
1979 - Will Demps, American football player
1979 - Joey Ryan, American professional wrestler
1979 - Jon Peter Lewis, American singer
1979 - Mike Commodore, American professional hockey player
1979 - Danny Fonseca, Costa Rican footballer
1979 - Barney Harwood, CBBC presenter
1980 - Gervasio Deferr, Spanish gymnast
1980 - James Franklin, New Zealand Cricket player
1980 - Luciana Salazar, Argentine model and actress
1981 - Lily Thai, Asian porn star
1981 - Muhammad Hassan, professional wrestler
1981 - Anthony Moffat, Scottish musician and film-maker
1981 - Anushka Shetty, Tollywood Film Actress
1986 - Sol Aranza, Mexican voice actress
1990 - Matt Corby, Australian singer

Famous deaths...
644 - Umar ibn al-Khattāb, Second caliph of Islam
1225 - Engelbert II of Berg, Archbishop of Cologne
1550 - Jon Arason, the last Roman Catholic bishop of Iceland (b. 1484)
1574 - Solomon Luria, Maharshal (b. 1510)
1581 - Richard Davies, Welsh bishop and scholar
1599 - Gasparo Tagliacozzi, Italian surgeon (b. 1546)
1620 - Hetman Stanisław Żólkiewski polish commander in the Battle of Ţuţora (1620) (b. 1547)
1633 - Cornelius Jacobszoon Drebbel, Dutch inventor (b. 1572)
1639 - Thomas Arundell, 1st Baron Arundell of Wardour, English politician
1642 - Henry Montagu, 1st Earl of Manchester, English politician
1713 - Elizabeth Barry, English actress (b. 1658)
1837 - Elijah P. Lovejoy, American abolitionist (b. 1809)
1872 - Alfred Clebsch, German mathematician (b. 1833)
1881 - John MacHale, Irish Archbishop (Tuam) and writer (b. 1791)
1906 - Heinrich Seidel, German engineer, poet and writer (b. 1842)
1913 - Alfred Russel Wallace, British naturalist and biologist (b. 1823)
1919 - Hugo Haase, German politician and jurist (b. 1863)
1922 - Sam Thompson, baseball player (b. 1860)
1943 - Dwight Frye, American actor (b. 1899)
1944 - Richard Sorge, Soviet spy (b. 1895)
1944 - Hannah Szenes, Jewish woman who parachuted into Yugoslavia during World War II to help save the Jews of Hungary (b. 1921)
1959 - Victor McLaglen, British-born actor (b. 1883
1962 - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States (b. 1884)
1966 - Rube Bressler, Baseball player (b. 1894)
1967 - John Nance Garner, U.S. Congressman and Vice President (b. 1868)
1968 - Alexander Gelfond, Russian mathematician (b. 1906)
1968 - Gordon Coventry, Australian rules footballer (b. 1901)
1974 - Eric Linklater, British author (b. 1899)
1978 - Gene Tunney, heavyweight boxing champion (b. 1897)
1980 - Steve McQueen, American actor & Legend (b. 1930)
1983 - Germaine Tailleferre, French composer (b. 1892)
1986 - Tracy Pew, Australian musician (The Birthday Party) (b. 1957)
1991 - Carter Cornelius, American R&B musician (Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose) (b. 1948)
1991 - Tom of Finland, Finnish fetish artist (b. 1920)
1992 - Alexander Dubček, Slovakian politician (b. 1921)
1992 - Jack Kelly, American actor (b. 1927)
1994 - Shorty Rogers, American jazz musician (b. 1924)
1996 - Jaja Wachuku, Nigerian Lawyer and First Foreign Affairs Minister (b. 1918)
1996 - Claude Ake, Nigerian political scientist
2000 - Chidambaram Subramaniam, Indian politician (b. 1910)
2000 - Queen Ingrid, Queen Dowager of Denmark (b. 1910)
2001 - Nida Blanca, Filipino actress (b. 1936)
2002 - Rudolf Augstein, German publisher (b. 1923)
2004 - Howard Keel, American actor (b. 1919)
2005 - Anthony Sawoniuk, Belarusian-born Nazi war criminal (b. 1921)
2005 - Harry Thompson, English-born comedian and novelist (b. 1960)
2006 - Bryan Pata, American football defensive tackle (University of Miami) (murdered) (b. 1981)
2006 - Johnny Sain, American baseball pitcher (b. 1917)
2006 - Jean-Jacques Servan-Schreiber, French journalist (b. 1924)
2007 - Earl Dodge, American politician (Prohibition Party) (b. 1932)

Holidays and observances...
Christianity - Saint Willibrord, Prosdocimus, Herculanus of Perugia, Vicente Liem de la Paz
Also see November 7 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Northern Catalonia - National Day, after Treaty of Pyrenees.
Belarus — Day of the October Revolution (1917) in the Gregorian Calendar. Formerly an official holiday in the Soviet Union; unofficially commemorated in modern Russia.
Australia-7-11 day

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Nov 7 1991

Magic Johnson announces that he is an AIDS victim. Perhaps the basketball player's condition has something to do with his sleeping promiscuously with thousands of women.


ya' think?    

morning nancy boys!

[socalrappy700]

Nov 7 1991

Magic Johnson announces that he is an AIDS victim. Perhaps the basketball player's condition has something to do with his sleeping promiscuously with thousands of women.


ya' think?    

morning nancy boys!

And he's still healthy as an ox, maybe it has something to do with the fact that he gets new blood every week.

[Peelz]

Nov 7 1991

Magic Johnson announces that he is an AIDS victim. Perhaps the basketball player's condition has something to do with his sleeping promiscuously with thousands of women.


ya' think?    

morning nancy boys!

And he's still healthy as an ox, maybe it has something to do with the fact that he gets new blood every week.

like going in for an oil change!