Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XV

[Lady4Fiddy]

Ok Bi@tches! Who wants to get picked on?

[Lady4Fiddy]

Well I guess there is no use for my Bad A$$ bullying skillz tonight...   

This is gonna be a boring night. lol

[Krandall]

I'd say yes. But I'm gonna make like a baby and head out. 


GOOD NIGHT RAPTOR SOURCE!!! 

[Lady4Fiddy]

Night

[Mad Dog]

lol its all good

ill watch it when it decides to load 

bastard changed my avatar to a pic of a dude humpin a sheep. Right after telling us not to be whores.  Pretty damn funny. 

Krandall, think my online persona has changed to that of a sheep f**ker. No more meth?

who told us be quit being whores? I musta missed that

That was me...right before you guys mutinied 

[Colorado700R]

This might give Peels a stroke 

Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

[Lady4Fiddy]

 

[Peelz]

where is RK when you need him?

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Oct 29 1897

Paul Joseph Göbbels is born in Rheydt, Germany.

Oct 29 1929

The value of the New York Stock Exchange tumbles 11% in a widespread panic. Thousands of people lose their life savings as 16,410,030 shares change hands. Black Tuesday marks the beginning of the Great Depression.

Oct 29 1957

Some raving lunatic tosses a hand grenade into Israel's parliament, the Knesset. The explosion wounds Prime Minister David Ben Gurion and five cabinet ministers.

Oct 29 1994

Armed with a semi-automatic rifle, Colorado upholsterer Francisco Duran fires 27 shots at the White House from the sidewalk on Pennsylvania Ave. Because he opted for Chinese-made SKS rifle, few of Duran's shots come anywhere near the building. Nevertheless, he receives a life sentence for attempting to assassinate President Clinton.

Oct 29 1997

Anton Szandor LaVey, founder of the First Church of Satan and author of The Satanic Bible, dies from a cardiac arrest at St. Mary's Hospital in San Francisco. His death certificate incorrectly lists the date as October 31.

Birthdays today...
1017 - Henry III, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1056)
1656 - Edmond Halley, English astronomer (d. 1742)
1682 - Pierre François Xavier de Charlevoix, French historian (d. 1761)
1690 - Martin Folkes, English antiquarian (d. 1754)
1704 - John Byng, British admiral (d. 1757)
1740 - James Boswell, Scottish biographer of Samuel Johnson (d. 1795)
1815 - Daniel Emmett, American composer (d. 1904)
1815 - Ľudovít Štúr, Slovak politician, author of Slovak language (d. 1856)
1822 - Mieczysław Halka Ledóchowski, Polish Catholic Cardinal (d. 1902)
1827 - Marcellin Berthelot, French chemist (d. 1907)
1855 - Paul Bruchési, archbishop of Montreal (d. 1939)
1861 - Andrei Ryabushkin, Russian painter (d. 1904)
1875 - Marie of Edinburgh, queen of Romania (d. 1938)
1877 - Wilfred Rhodes, English cricketer (d. 1973)
1877 - Narcisa de Leon, Filipino film mogul (d. 1966)
1879 - Alva B. Adams, American politician (d. 1941)
1879 - Franz von Papen, Chancellor of Germany (d. 1969)
1880 - Abram Ioffe, Soviet physicist (d. 1960)
1882 - Jean Giraudoux, French writer (d. 1944)
1891 - Fanny Brice, American singer (d. 1951)
1897 - Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda (d. 1945)
1899 - Akim Tamiroff, Russian actor (d. 1972)
1906 - Fredric Brown, American science fiction and mystery writer (d. 1972)
1907 - Edwige Feuillère, French film actress (d. 1998)
1910 - Alfred Ayer, British philosopher (d. 1989)
1915 - William Berenberg, American physician (d. 2005)
1917 - Eddie Constantine, American actor/singer (d. 1993)
1918 - Bernard Gordon, American writer and producer (d. 2007)
1920 - Baruj Benacerraf, Venezuelan-born immunologist, Nobel laureate
1920 - Catholicos Baselios Mar Thoma Didymos I, Indian Catholic
1921 - Bill Mauldin, American cartoonist (d. 2003)
1922 - Neal Hefti, American jazz musician (d. 2008)
1923 - Carl Djerassi, Austrian chemist
1923 - Gerda van der Kade-Koudijs, Dutch athlete
1925 - Dominick Dunne, American author
1925 - Robert Hardy, English actor
1926 - Jon Vickers, Canadian tenor
1930 - Puck Brouwer, Dutch athlete (d. 2006)
1930 - Niki de Saint Phalle, French sculptor (d. 2002)
1930 - Natalie Sleeth, American composer (d. 1992)
1930 - Omara Portuondo, Cuban singer
1931 - Franco Interlenghi, Italian actor
1935 - Takahata Isao, Japanese animated film director
1936 - Akiko Kojima, Japanese model
1938 - Ralph Bakshi, Israeli cartoonist
1938 - Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, President of Liberia
1940 - Frida Boccara, French singer (d. 1996)
1940 - Connie Mack, U.S. Senator from Florida
1940 - José Ulises Macías Salcedo, Catholic bishop
1942 - Bob Ross, American artist and television host (d. 1995)
1943 - Don Simpson, American film producer (d. 1996)
1944 - Denny Laine, English musician (Moody Blues, Ginger Baker's Air Force, Wings)
1944 - Otto Wiesheu, German minister
1944 - Claude Brochu, Major League Baseball executive (Montreal Expos)
1946 - Peter Green, English guitarist (Fleetwood Mac)
1946 - Lynn Carey, American actress and singer (Mama Lion)
1947 - Richard Dreyfuss, American actor
1947 - Helen Coonan, Australian politician
1948 - Kate Jackson, American actress
1949 - James Williamson, American guitarist
1949 - Paul Orndorff, American professional wrestler
1950 - Abdullah Gul, Turkish President
1953 - Denis Potvin, Canadian ice hockey player
1955 - Kevin DuBrow, American singer (Quiet Riot) (d. 2007)
1955 - Roger O'Donnell, English musician (The Cure)
1955 - Boy Abunda, Filipino journalist and television personality
1956 - Wilfredo Gómez, Puerto Rican boxer
1957 - Dan Castellaneta, American voice actor, Best known as the voice of Homer Simpson
1958 - David Remnick, American writer and editor of The New Yorker
1958 - Blažej Baláž, Slovak painter
1959 - Mike Gartner, Canadian ice hockey player
1960 - Finola Hughes, British actress
1961 - Randy Jackson, American musician
1961 - Joel Otto, National Hockey League player
1964 - Yasmin Le Bon, British model
1964 - Eddie McGuire, Australian television presenter
1967 - Joely Fisher, American actress
1967 - Beth Chapman, Star of Dog the Bounty Hunter
1967 - Rufus Sewell, English actor
1968 - Johann Olav Koss, Norwegian speed skater
1968 - Tsunku, Japanese music producer
1969 - Giorgos Donis, Greek footballer
1969 - Eleni Menegaki, Greek TV presenter
1970 - Edwin van der Sar, Dutch footballer
1970 - Phillip Cocu, Dutch footballer
1971 - Winona Ryder, American actress
1971 - Daniel J. Bernstein, American professor
1971 - Matthew Hayden, Australian cricketer
1972 - Takafumi Horie, Japanese entrepreneur
1972 - Gabrielle Union, American actress
1972 - Tracee Ellis Ross, American actress
1973 - Robert Pirès, French footballer
1973 - Éric Messier, Canadian ice hockey player
1974 - Michael Vaughan, English cricketer
1975 - Kelly Lin, Chinese actress
1976 - Stephen Craigan, Northern Irish footballer
1976 - Milena Govich, American actress
1976 - Mohsen Emadi, Iranian Poet
1977 - Brendan Fehr, Canadian actor
1978 - Travis Henry, American football player
1979 - Ignasi Giménez Renom, Catalan politician
1980 - Ben Foster, American actor
1980 - B.J. Sams, American football player
1981 - Amanda Beard, American swimmer
1981 - Jonathan Brown, Australian rules footballer
1981 - Reema Sen, Indian actress
1982 - Chelan Simmons, Canadian actress
1982 - Ariel Lin, Taiwanese actress and singer
1983 - Maurice Clarett, American football player
1983 - Dana Eveland, American baseball player
1983 - Richard Brancatisano, Australian actor
1983 - Jason Tahincioglu, Turkish racing driver
1984 - Eric Staal, Canadian ice hockey player
1985 - Severino Jefferson, Brazilian football player
1987 - Makoto Ogawa, Japanese singer
1987 - Matthew Charles, American scholar
1990 - Carlson Young, American actress

Famous deaths...
1038 - Aethelnoth, Archbishop of Canterbury
1138 - Bolesław III Krzywousty, Duke of Poland (b. 1086)
1268 - Conradin, Duke of Swabia (executed) (b. 1252)
1268 - Frederick I, Margrave of Baden (beheaded) (b. 1249)
1590 - Dirck Volckertszoon Coornhert, Dutch politician (b. 1522)
1618 - Sir Walter Raleigh, English explorer (executed) (b. 1554)
1650 - David Calderwood, Scottish historian (b. 1575)
1666 - Edmund Calamy the Elder, English Presbyterian leader (b. 1600)
1666 - James Shirley, English dramatist (b. 1596)
1783 - Jean le Rond d'Alembert, French mathematician (b. 1717)
1829 - Maria Anna Mozart, Austrian musician (b. 1751)
1877 - Nathan Bedford Forrest, American Confederate general (b. 1821)
1901 - Leon Czolgosz, American assassin of U.S. President William McKinley (b. 1873)
1905 - Etienne Desmarteau, Canadian athlete (b. 1873)
1911 - Joseph Pulitzer, Hungarian-born newspaper publisher (b. 1847)
1919 - A. B. Simpson, Canadian preacher (b. 1843)
1932 - Joseph Babiński, Polish-French neurologist (b. 1857)
1933 - Albert Calmette, French physician (b. 1863)
1933 - Paul Painlevé, French mathematician and politician (b. 1853)
1939 - Dwight B. Waldo, American educator and historian (b. 1864)
1941 - Harvey Hendrick, American baseball player (b. 1897)
1949 - G. I. Gurdjieff, Armenian mystic (b. 1872)
1950 - King Gustaf V of Sweden (b. 1858)
1953 - William Kapell, American pianist (b. 1922)
1957 - Louis B. Mayer, American film producer (b. 1885)
1957 - Rosemarie Nitribitt, German call girl (b. 1933)
1958 - Zoe Akins, American playwright (b. 1886)
1963 - Adolphe Menjou, American actor (b. 1890)
1971 - Duane Allman, American musician (b. 1946)
1971 - Arne Tiselius, Swedish chemist, Nobel laureate (b. 1902)
1981 - Georges Brassens, French singer (b. 1921)
1986 - Mimis Fotopoulos, Greek actor (b. 1913)
1987 - Woody Herman, American musician (b. 1913)
1995 - Terry Southern, American screenwriter (b. 1924)
1997 - Anton LaVey, American founder of the Church of Satan (b. 1930)
1998 - Paul Misraki, French songwriter (b. 1908)
1999 - Michel Regnier (Greg), Belgian comic-book writer and artist (Achille Talon) (b. 1931)
2002 - Glenn McQueen, American animator (b. 1960)
2003 - Hal Clement, American writer (b. 1922)
2003 - Franco Corelli, tenor (b. 1921)
2004 - Edward Oliver LeBlanc, Dominican politician (b. 1923)
2004 - Vaughn Meader, American comedian (b. 1936)
2004 - Peter Twinn, English mathematician (b. 1916)
2006 - Mohammadu Maccido, 18th Sultan of Sokoto (b. 1928)

Holidays and observances...
Turkey - Republic Day (1923)
Coronation Day of Norodom Sihamoni of Cambodia

Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

[RaptorRandy]

Mornin all 

[Krandall]

Morning RaptorRandy!


Oct 29 1997

Anton Szandor LaVey, founder of the First Church of Satan and author of The Satanic Bible, dies from a cardiac arrest at St. Mary's Hospital in San Francisco. His death certificate incorrectly lists the date as October 31.


Karma?

[RaptorRandy]

Karma can be a real bitch 

[Colorado700R]

Morning 

[Krandall]

You got that right.

2 more days till I head out to Chi-Town

[Colorado700R]

You got that right.

2 more days till I head out to Chi-Town

What you guys got planned out there?