Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[socalrappy700]

I'll send you my paypal addy and this can all go away.

Vote for Erich Springinsguth (R).



~Brian

Naw, I'm starting my own party.  I'm not really happy with the course of the two of them.

[Flynbyu]

The Sasquatch party (S).

Think really realy really big government, vote for the Sasquatch!



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

"Normal" is a setting on my dish washer

I need a normal setting on lydia.  

So you're saying your dish washer doesn't have a normal setting.  

Wait until you knock her up, anything even close to normal goes out the window.

No kidding, I decided to dig my own grave today.  Jenee' and I have been emailing back and forth today and she was getting all worked up about nothing.  So I sent her this reply.


Take two if these and call me in the morning.

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[socalrappy700]

Looks like the guest room tonight.

[Colorado700R]

"Normal" is a setting on my dish washer

I need a normal setting on lydia.  

So you're saying your dish washer doesn't have a normal setting.  

Wait until you knock her up, anything even close to normal goes out the window.

No kidding, I decided to dig my own grave today.  Jenee' and I have been emailing back and forth today and she was getting all worked up about nothing.  So I sent her this reply.


Take two if these and call me in the morning.

What would you like on your tombstone ??

[Krandall]

  You 2 are bastards.. I'm going to get a call tonight.

It was easy, I just responded to the email with all those pictures she sent me 

You got that too?

"Normal" is a setting on my dish washer

I need a normal setting on lydia.  

So you're saying your dish washer doesn't have a normal setting.  

Wait until you knock her up, anything even close to normal goes out the window.

Annnnd... I'm gonna give myself some time before I do that.

[dick-84]

Whats up ladies?

[Krandall]

hola senior dick... little early for you isn't it?

[dick-84]

Yeah just alittle. Havent left for work yet.

[Krandall]

How were the dunes was it last weekend?

[Flynbyu]

Looks like the guest room tonight and     tonight.

Slightly ammended.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

How were the dunes was it last weekend?

You can ride a bicycle at the dunes?

Just kidding.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Looks like the guest room tonight and     tonight.

Slightly ammended.

~Brian

Can't, I pulled my arm working on the house yesterday and its a two handed job and the damn goat doesn't have any thumbs.

[Flynbyu]

Thats too ba-a-a-ad.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Thats too ba-a-a-ad.

~Brian

+1 Brian!