Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[kyledvor61]

man that woulda been funny.



well for us anyway
no way in hell, this fat braud from georgia won the $1,000,000 in are you smarer than a 5th grader 

[BRAD]

thats bullshit. why cant i be that lucky to win money

[kyledvor61]

sorry brad you actually have to be smarter than a 5th grader not lucky for that game

[BRAD]

smartass. im actually pretty smart when im not on here

[kyledvor61]

yea me too. if i actually try i can be straight a's, i just done give a shit. like on the standardized tests i kick ass. for percentages compared to the rest of the state i was 97% 86% and 86% better in reading math and science, yet i almost failed last year from not doing homework

[BRAD]

well adios man. im going to bed. im wore out

[kyledvor61]

well adios man. im going to bed. im wore out

night night

[Peelz]

mornin. going to work. Not too thrillling.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Oct 18 1945

The USSR's nuclear program receives plans for America's plutonium bomb, courtesy of secret agent Klaus Fuchs at the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

Oct 18 1968

A police raid nets 168 grains of dope resin in the apartment of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. The couple is fined UKP 150.

Oct 18 1969

In Hawaii, Jefferson Airplane member Paul Kantner is charged with possession of Maui Wowie. "If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there."

Oct 18 1974



The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, based loosely on Ed Gein's story and originally titled "Headcheese," opens in theatres. One critic describes the film as "a vile piece of sick crap," containing "unrelenting sadistic violence as extreme and hideous as a complete lack of imagination can possibly make it." The movie is later banned in Germany and the UK.

Birthdays today...
1127 - Emperor Go-Shirakawa of Japan (d. 1192)
1405 - Pope Pius II (d. 1464)
1517 - Manoel da Nóbrega, Portuguese Jesuit in Brazil (d. 1570)
1547 - Justus Lipsius, Flemish humanist (d. 1606)
1569 - Giambattista Marini, Italian poet (d. 1625)
1595 - Edward Winslow, Plymouth Colony founder (d. 1655)
1634 - Luca Giordano, Italian artist (d. 1705)
1653 - Abraham van Riebeeck, Governor-General of the Dutch East Indies (d. 1713)
1662 - Matthew Henry, English non-conformist minister (d. 1714)
1668 - John George IV, Elector of Saxony (d. 1694)
1679 - Ann Putnam, Jr., American accuser in the Salem Witch Trials (d. 1716)
1701 - Charles le Beau, French historian (d. 1778)
1706 - Baldassare Galuppi, Italian composer (d. 1785)
1741 - Pierre Choderlos de Laclos, French general and author (d. 1803)
1777 - Heinrich von Kleist, German writer (d. 1811)
1785 - Thomas Love Peacock, English satirist (d. 1866)
1854 - Billy Murdoch, Australian cricketer (d. 1911)
1859 - Henri Bergson, French philosopher, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Literature (d. 1941)
1865 - Arie de Jong, Dutch linguist (d. 1957)
1865 - Logan Pearsall Smith, American essayist and critic (d. 1946)
1868 - Ernst Didring, Swedish author (d. 1931)
1870 - Daisetz Teitaro Suzuki, Japanese scholar (d. 1966)
1873 - Ivanoe Bonomi, Prime Minister of Italy (d. 1951)
1882 - Lucien Petit-Breton, Argentine-French cyclist (d. 1917)
1893 - Georges Ohsawa, Japanese founder of Macrobiotics (d. 1966)
1894 - H. L. Davis, American author (d. 1960)
1897 - Isabel Briggs Myers, American psychological theorist (d. 1980)
1900 - Lotte Lenya, Austrian singer and actress (d. 1981)
1902 - Miriam Hopkins, American actress (d. 1972)
1902 - Pascual Jordan, German physicist (d. 1980)
1903 - Lina Radke, German athlete (d. 1983)
1904 - A. J. Liebling, American journalist (d. 1963)
1905 - Jan Gies, Dutch resistance fighter (d. 1993)
1906 - James Brooks, American painter (d. 1992)
1909 - Norberto Bobbio, Italian philosopher and legal theorist (d. 2004)
1913 - Robert Gilruth, American aviation and space pioneer (d. 2000)
1914 - Raymond Lambert, Swiss mountaineer (d. 1997)
1915 - Victor Sen Yung, American actor (d. 1980)
1918 - Bobby Troup, American musician (d. 1999)
1919 - Ric Nordman, Canadian politician (d. 1996)
1919 - Anita O'Day, American singer (d. 2006)
1919 - Pierre Elliott Trudeau, 15th Prime Minister of Canada (d. 2000)
1920 - Melina Mercouri, Greek actress and political activist (d. 1994)
1921 - Jesse Helms, American politician (d. 2008)
1924 - Hugh Allan "Buddy" MacMaster, Canadian musician
1925 - Ramiz Alia, political leader of Albania
1926 - Chuck Berry, American musician
1926 - Klaus Kinski, German actor (d. 1991)
1927 - George C. Scott, American actor (d. 1999)
1928 - Keith Jackson, American football commentator
1929 - Violeta Chamorro, President of Nicaragua
1931 - Chris Albertson, American jazz historian
1932 - Vytautas Landsbergis, Lithuanian politician
1933 - Forrest Gregg, American football player
1934 - Calvin Lockhart, Bahamian actor (d. 2007)
1934 - Inger Stevens, Swedish actress (d. 1970)
1934 - Chuck Swindoll, American evangelist
1935 - Peter Boyle, American actor (d. 2006)
1937 - Cynthia Weil, American songwriter
1938 - Dawn Wells, American actress
1939 - Mike Ditka, American football player, coach, and commentator
1939 - Lee Harvey Oswald, purported American assassin of John F. Kennedy (d. 1963)
1939 - Flavio Cotti, member of the Swiss Federal Council
1942 - Larry Pickering, Australian newspaper cartoonist
1943 - Birthe Rønn Hornbech, Danish politician
1945 - Chris Shays, Member of the United States Congress from Connecticut
1945 - Huell Howser, American TV host
1945 - Yıldo, Turkish famous showman and football player
1946 - James Robert Baker, American novelist, screenwriter
1946 - Howard Shore, Canadian film composer
1947 - Job Cohen, Dutch politician, mayor of Amsterdam
1947 - Joe Morton, American actor
1947 - Laura Nyro, American singer and songwriter (d. 1997)
1947 - Paul Chuckle, British comedian
1948 - Ntozake Shange, American author
1949 - Joe Egan, British musician (Stealers Wheel)
1949 - George Hendrick, baseball player
1949 - Gary Richrath, American musician (REO Speedwagon)
1950 - Om Puri, Indian actor
1950 - Wendy Wasserstein, American playwright (d. 2006)
1950 - Sheila White, English actress
1951 - Mike Antonovich, American ice hockey player and executive
1951 - Terry McMillan, American author
1951 - Pam Dawber, American actress
1952 - Patrick Morrow, Canadian mountaineer, first to complete the Seven Summits
1952 - Bảo Ninh, Vietnamese novelist
1952 - Jerry Royster, American baseball player
1954 - Liz Burch, Australian actress
1955 - Timmy Mallett, British TV presenter
1955 - David Twohy, American movie director and screenwriter
1955 - Rita Verdonk, Dutch politician
1955 - Vanessa Briscoe Hay, American singer and songwriter (Pylon (band) & Supercluster (band))
1956 - Martina Navrátilová, Czech-born tennis player
1956 - Craig Bartlett, American animator
1956 - Jim Talent, American politician
1957 - Doug Isaacson, Alaskan politician
1957 - Catherine Ringer, French singer and songwriter (Les Rita Mitsouko)
1958 - Corinne Bohrer, American actress
1958 - Thomas Hearns, American boxer
1958 - Kjell Samuelsson, National Hockey League defenseman
1959 - Kirby Chambliss, Aerobatic pilot and Red Bull Air Racer
1959 - Milčo Mančevski, Macedonian film director and screenwriter
1959 - John Nord, former American pro wrestler
1959 - Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, American sports talk show host
1959 - Steve Swayne, Dartmouth Professor
1960 - Jean-Claude Van Damme, Belgian actor
1960 - Erin Moran, American actress
1961 - Wynton Marsalis, American musician
1961 - Rick Moody, American author
1962 - Vincent Spano, American actor
1964 - Dan Lilker, American musician, bassist for Anthrax, S.O.D., Nuclear Assault, and Brutal Truth
1965 - Curtis Stigers, American jazz vocalist and saxophonist.
1965 - Zakir Naik, Indian Islamic speaker and doctor.
1969 - Nelson Vivas, Argentine former footballer
1970 - José Padilla, American former gang member and alleged supporter of terrorism
1970 - Doug Mirabelli, American baseball player
1972 - Alex Tagliani, Quebec racing driver
1972 - Jake Farrow, actor
1973 - Michalis Kapsis, Greek footballer
1974 - Robbie Savage, Welsh footballer
1974 - Peter Svensson, Swedish musician (The Cardigans)
1974 - Candy Lo, Hong Kong singer-songwriter and actress
1975 - Alex Cora, Puerto Rican baseball player
1976 - Azlea Antistia, American pornographic actress
1976 - Zhou Xun, Chinese actress and singer
1977 - Ryan Nelsen, New Zealand footballer
1977 - David Vuillemin, Pro Motocross Rider
1978 - Wesley Jonathan, American actor
1978 - Mike Tindall, English rugby union player
1982 - Ne-Yo, an R&B singer
1984 - Lindsey Vonn, American alpine skier
1987 - Zac Efron, American actor
1987 - Freja Beha Erichsen, Danish model
1990 - Carly Schroeder, American actress
1991 - Tyler Posey, American actor
1998 - Julia Wróblewska, Polish actress
2001 - Annelise Manojlovic, English actress

Famous deaths....
1035 - Sancho III of Navarre
1101 - Hugh of Vermandois, son of Henry I of France (b. 1053)
1141 - Margrave Leopold IV of Austria
1382 - James Butler, 2nd Earl of Ormonde (b. 1331)
1417 - Pope Gregory XII
1503 - Pope Pius III (b. 1439)
1541 - Margaret Tudor, Queen of Scotland (b. 1489)
1545 - John Taverner, English composer
1558 - Maria of Austria, wife of Louis II of Hungary and Bohemia (b. 1505)
1564 - Johannes Acronius Frisius, German physician and mathematician (b. 1520)
1570 - Manoel da Nóbrega, Portuguese Jesuit in Brazil (b. 1517)
1604 - Igram van Achelen, Dutch statesman (b. 1528)
1646 - Isaac Jogues, French Jesuit missionary (b. 1607)
1667 - Fasilides, Emperor of Ethiopia
1678 - Jacob Jordaens, Flemish painter (b. 1593)
1739 - Antônio José da Silva, Brazilian-born dramatist (b. 1705)
1744 - Sarah Churchill, Duchess of Marlborough, close friend of Queen Anne of Great Britain (b. 1660)
1770 - John Manners, Marquess of Granby, British soldier (b. 1721)
1775 - Christian August Crusius, German philosopher and theologian (b. 1715)
1817 - Etienne-Nicolas Méhul, French composer (b. 1763)
1871 - Charles Babbage, English mathematician and inventor (b. 1791)
1865 - Henry Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1784)
1886 - Philipp Franz von Siebold, German physician (b. 1796)
1889 - Antonio Meucci, Italian inventor (b. 1808)
1893 - Charles Gounod, French composer (b. 1818)
1911 - Alfred Binet, French psychologist (b. 1857)
1921 - King Ludwig III of Bavaria (b. 1845)
1931 - Thomas Edison, American inventor (b. 1847)
1932 - Ioannis Chrysafis, Greek gymnast (b. 1873)
1941 - Manuel Teixeira Gomes, 7th President of Portugal (b. 1860)
1942 - Mikhail Nesterov, Russian painter (b. 1862)
1948 - Walther von Brauchitsch, German field marshal (b. 1881)
1959 - Boughera El Ouafi, Algerian athlete (b. 1898)
1961 - Tsuru Aoki, Japanese-born American actress (b. 1892)
1965 - Henry Travers, British actor (b. 1874),
1966 - Elizabeth Arden, Canadian businesswoman (b. 1878)
1966 - Sebastian S. Kresge, American merchant (Kmart) (b. 1867)
1973 - Margaret Caroline Anderson, American magazine publisher (b. 1886)
1973 - Leo Strauss, German-American philosopher (b. 1899)
1975 - Al Lettieri, American actor (b. 1928)
1976 - Kavi Samrat Viswanatha Satyanarayana, Telugu writer (b. 1895)
1977 - Red Army Faction Stammheim Prison suicides
1977 - Andreas Baader (b. 1943)
1977 - Gudrun Ensslin (b. 1940)
1977 - Jan-Carl Raspe (b. 1944)
1978 - Ramón Mercader, Assassin of Leon Trotsky (b. 1914)
1982 - Bess Truman, First Lady of the United States (b. 1885)
1982 - Dwain Esper, American film director (b. 1892)
1982 - Pierre Mendès-France, French politician (b. 1907)
1982 - John Robarts, Canadian politician, Premier of Ontario (b. 1917)
1983 - Willie Jones, baseball player (b. 1925)
1983 - Diego Abad de Santillán, Spanish anarchist (b. 1897)
1984 - Jon-Erik Hexum, American actor (b. 1957)
1984 - Henri Michaux, French painter and poet (b. 1899)
2000 - Julie London, American singer and actress (b. 1926)
2000 - Gwen Verdon, American dancer and actress (b. 1925)
2001 - Micheline Ostermeyer, French athlete and musician (b. 1922)
2002 - Nikolai Rukavishnikov, cosmonaut (b. 1932)
2002 - Roman Tam, Hong Kong singer (b. 1950)
2003 - Preston Smith, Governor of Texas (b. 1912)
2003 - Manuel Vázquez Montalbán, Spanish writer (b. 1939)
2004 - Veerappan, Indian bandit and smuggler (b. 1945)
2005 - John Hollis, British actor (b. 1931)
2005 - Johnny Haynes, English footballer (b. 1934)
2005 - Bill King, American sports broadcaster (b. 1927)
2006 - Mario Francesco Cardinal Pompedda (b. 1929)
2006 - Anna Russell, English music satirist (b. 1911)
2007 - Alan Coren, English writer and satirist (b. 1938)
2007 - William J. Crowe, American admiral and ambassador (b. 1925)
2007 - Vincent DeDomenico, American entrepreneur (b. 1915)
2007 - Lucky Dube, South African musician (b. 1964)

Holidays and observances...
French Republican Calendar - Piment (Chili Pepper) Day, twenty-seventh day in the Month of Vendémiaire
October 18 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
R.C. Church, Anglican communion, et alii - Feast of Saint Luke the Evangelist
Saint Justus of Beauvais
USA : Joe Six Packs unite....Alaska: Alaska Day

Have a great Saturday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Happy Alaska day! WTF!!!!!

[Busby]

nothing happy about alaska unless you want to freeze your T Ts off

[Flynbyu]

I'm sure Sarah Palin is celebrating by firing a trooper.



~Brin

[Peelz]

I'm sure Sarah Palin is celebrating by firing a trooper.



~Brin

  and building some bridges!

[BRAD]

whats up whores?

[Peelz]

whats up whores?

weekend whoring at the moment.....waiting for machinery to break.