Useless facts

[Lady4Fiddy]

Excessive ejaculation and prolonged abstinence.
Both are known to affect the number and quality of sperm. Intercourse every 2 to 3 days helps maintain volume.

[Colorado700R]

Stupid Colorado law

Alamosa - Throwing missles at cars is illegal.



Damit  :'(

[Colorado700R]

Stupid Colorado law

Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.


It's like this state hates me  :'(

[FoundArealQuad]

President Teddy Roosevelt died from an "infected tooth."

[Lady4Fiddy]

Louisiana Child Safety Seat Laws

You must be 4'9" or over 100lbs. to ride WITHOUT a child safety seat. I'm barely legal!  

[Colorado700R]

Stupid Colorado law

Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

WTF  

[FoundArealQuad]

James Garfield often gave campaign speeches in German.

[FoundArealQuad]

Hot water is heavier than cold.

[Colorado700R]

Stupid Michigan law

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Your going to jail Beans 

[UncleBeaner]

Only female mosquitos bite.

[UncleBeaner]

Basketball was invented in the United States in 1891.

Mercaptan in asparagus is what causes urine to smell.

Lachrymatory-factor synthase in onions is what makes you cry.

You cannot lose a contact lens in the back of your head.

Pigs don't sweat.

Like a cow, an elk has four stomachs.

Eric Clapton's given birth name was Patrick Clapp.

The metallic element gallium can melt in your hand.
(see Periodic Table of Elements)

The average speed of a man's orgasm is 28 MPH.

There are no fish living in the Dead Sea.

It is illegal to lick toads in Arizona.

The largest kidney stone weighed 14 pounds.

Frogs don't drink water.

[Colorado700R]

Stupid Michigan law


There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state

Job opportunity beans  

[FoundArealQuad]

If you stand in the bottom of a well, you would be able to see the stars even in the daytime.

[Lady4Fiddy]

 Male sea horses carry offspring, not the female. What a man!

[UncleBeaner]

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" is the only song to reach Number One without using a single musical instrument.