Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XIII

[Krandall]

Hey guys, just got home.

Check out my fun for the eve w/ the fam.

(Quad Vids Section) 

[700rSE]

GERD damn!!! me and my bud went to a bar, it was teen night lol (im 17 so its legal ) anyways there were so many hot girls. there was this one in short tight spandex shorts and a sexy top and holy f*ck could she dance. had fun grindin with a whole bunch of hot girls and made out with one, then we kept goin but then her stupid friend came and told her they had to go. what ever lol i had fun

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Oct 13 54

Roman Emperor Claudius I consumes a favorite mushroom dish prepared by his fourth wife, Agrippina. What he does not know is that the meal is laced with the toxin of the Amanita phalloides mushroom. Feeling ill the next morning, Claudius summons his personal physician. Unfortunately, the doctor happens to be a co-conspirator in the scheme, administering a colocynth enema which kills Claudius instantly.

Oct 13 1972

Due to poor visibility, a Uruguayan Air Force plane carrying the Montevideo Old Christians Rugby Club crashes high in the Chilean Andes. Of the 45 people aboard the flight, only 27 survive the crash, and just 16 make it to their rescue 72 days later. Their secret? Cannibalism. According to one survivor, "the slight browning of the flesh gave it an immeasurably better flavor, softer than beef but with much the same taste."

Oct 13 1988



A report published in the journal Nature declares the Turin shroud to be a 13th century fake. Although carbon-14 testing places the shroud's fabrication somewhere between 1260 and 1390 AD, true believers spend much of the next several years attempting to explain away the radiocarbon test results.

Oct 13 1997

Nike, Inc. fines one of its shoe factories in Vietnam $5,000 after it becomes known that plant management ordered workers to create 51 rubber penises. Although the schlongs were produced strictly as gag gifts for a company official's birthday, Nike sees no humor in the matter.

Birthdays today...
1162 - Leonora of England, Queen of Castile (d. 1214)
1244 - Jaques de Molay, Grand Master of the Knights Templars (d. 1314)
1474 - Mariotto Albertinelli, Italian painter (d. 1515)
1566 - Richard Boyle, 1st Earl of Cork, Irish politician (d. 1643)
1613 - Luisa of Medina-Sidonia, queen of Portugal (d. 1666)
1696 - John Hervey, 2nd Baron Hervey, English statesman and writer (d. 1743)
1713 - Allan Ramsay, Scottish painter (d. 1784)
1714 - Pieter Burmann the Younger, Dutch philologist (d. 1778)
1768 - Jacques Félix Emmanuel Hamelin, French explorer (d. 1839)
1820 - John William Dawson, Canadian geologist (d. 1899)
1821 - Rudolf Virchow, German physician, pathologist, biologist, and politician (d. 1902)
1853 - Lillie Langtry, British actress (d. 1929)
1862 - Mary Kingsley, English writer and explorer (d. 1900)
1876 - Rube Waddell, American baseball player (d. 1914)
1878 - Patrick Joseph Hartigan, Australian Roman Catholic priest (d. 1952)
1880 - Sasha Cherny, Russian poet (d. 1932)
1887 - Jozef Tiso, Slovak politician (d. 1947)
1890 - Conrad Richter, American novelist and short story writer (d. 1968)
1895 - Mike Gazella, American baseball player (d. 1978)
1896 - E. Beatrice Riley, Oldest living person in Australia
1900 - Gerald Marks, American songwriter (All of Me) (d. 1997)
1902 - Arna Wendell Bontemps, American writer (d. 1973)
1904 - Wilfred Pickles, English actor and broadcaster (d. 1978)
1907 - Yves Allégret, French film director (d. 1987)
1909 - Art Tatum, American jazz pianist (d. 1956)
1909 - Herbert Block, American cartoonist (d. 2001)
1911 - Ashok Kumar, Indian actor (d. 2001)
1915 - Terry Frost, English artist (d. 2003)
1915 - Cornel Wilde, American actor (d. 1989)
1917 - George Virl Osmond, Osmond family patriarch (d. 2007)
1917 - Burr Tillstrom, American puppeteer (d. 1985)
1918 - Robert Hudson Walker, American actor (d. 1951)
1920 - Laraine Day, American actress (d. 2007)
1921 - Yves Montand, Italian-born singer and actor (d. 1991)
1923 - Cyril Shaps, English actor (d. 2003)
1923 - Faas Wilkes, Dutch footballer (d. 2006)
1925 - Lenny Bruce, American comedian (d. 1966)
1925 - Margaret Thatcher, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
1925 - Gustav Winckler, Danish singer (d. 1979)
1926 - Ray Brown, American jazz bassist (d. 2002)
1926 - Walter "Killer" Kowalski (wrestler) Canadian Wrestler (d. 2008)
1927 - Lee Konitz, American jazz saxophonist
1931 - Eddie Mathews, American baseball player (d. 2001)
1931 - Raymond Kopa, French footballer
1932 - Jack Colvin, American actor (d. 2005)
1933 - Raynald Frechette, Quebec politician and judge (d. 2007)
1933 - Queen Narriman, second and last wife of King Farouk and mother of their only child King Fuad (d. 2005)
1933 - Baron Bingham of Cornhill, Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales
1934 - Nana Mouskouri, Greek singer and politician
1937 - Sami Frey, French actor
1938 - Hugo Young, English journalist (d. 2003)
1939 - T. J. Cloutier, American poker player
1939 - Melinda Dillon, American actress
1940 - Pharoah Sanders, American saxophonist
1941 - Paul Simon, American singer and musician (Simon and Garfunkel)
1942 - Jerry Jones, American football team owner
1942 - Pamela Tiffin, American film actress
1942 - Bob Bailey, American baseball player
1943 - Mike Barnicle, American newspaper columnist
1944 - Robert Lamm, American musician (Chicago)
1945 - Christophe, French singer
1945 - Dési Bouterse, Surinam politician
1946 - Edwina Currie, British politician
1947 - Sammy Hagar, American singer (Van Halen)
1947 - Jerry Trupiano, American sports broadcaster
1947 - Alan Wakeman, English saxophonist (Soft Machine)
1948 - John Ford Coley, American musician
1948 - Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Pakistani musician and singer (d. 1997)
1948 - Ted Poe, American politician
1949 - Tom Mees, American sports broadcaster (d. 1996)
1949 - Patrick Nève, Belgian racing driver
1949 - Marisol Malaret,Miss Universe 1970
1952 - John Lone, Hong Kong actor
1953 - Pat Day, American jockey
1954 - George Frazier, American baseball player
1954 - Claude Ribbe, French historian
1954 - Mordechai Vanunu, Israeli nuclear technician
1956 - Chris Carter, American television producer
1957 - Reggie Theus, American basketball player and head coach
1958 - Maria Cantwell, American politician, junior senator from Washington
1958 - Jair-Rohm Parker Wells, American musician and composer
1959 - Marie Osmond, American entertainer
1960 - Joey Belladonna, American musician (Anthrax)
1960 - Tim Brewster, American football coach
1960 - Ari Fleischer, former White House press secretary
1960 - Peter Keisler, acting United States attorney general
1961 - Doc Rivers, basketball player and head coach
1962 - T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh, American actress
1962 - Kelly Preston, American actress
1962 - Jerry Rice, American football star
1963 - Colin Channer, Jamaican writer
1963 - Chip Foose, renowned automotive designer and fabricator
1964 - Niè Hǎishèng, Chinese astronaut
1964 - Christopher Judge, American actor
1964 - Marco Travaglio, Italian journlaist
1965 - Johan Museeuw, Belgian cyclist
1967 - Scott Cooper, American baseball player
1967 - Trevor Hoffman, American baseball player
1967 - Steve Vickers, English footballer
1967 - Kate Walsh, American actress
1968 - Tisha Campbell-Martin, American actress and singer
1968 - Carlos Marin, Spanish baritone (Il Divo)
1969 - Rhett Akins, American country singer
1969 - Nancy Kerrigan, American figure skater
1969 - Cady McClain, American actress
1970 - Serena Altschul, American reporter
1970 - Mel Jackson, American actor and R&B musician
1970 - Paul Potts, British Opera singer and winner of Britain's Got Talent
1971 - Sacha Baron Cohen, English comedian
1971 - Billy Bush, American TV host
1971 - Pyrros Dimas, Greek weightlifter
1972 - Summer Sanders, American swimmer
1973 - Brian Dawkins, American football player
1973 - Peter Dumbreck, Scottish race car driver
1973 - Matt Hughes, American mixed martial artist
1973 - Nanako Matsushima, Japanese actress
1974 - Hawick Lau, Chinese actor and singer
1974 - Joseph Utsler, American rapper (Insane Clown Posse)
1975 - David Kennedy, American musician (Box Car Racer, Angels & Airwaves)
1977 - Gareth Batty, English cricketer
1977 - Paul Pierce, American basketball player
1977 - Kiele Sanchez, American actress
1978 - Jermaine O'Neal, American basketball player
1979 - Wes Brown, English footballer
1980 - Ashanti, American singer
1980 - Magne Hoseth, Norwegian footballer
1980 - Scott Parker, English footballer
1980 - Jon Micah Sumrall, American singer (Kutless)
1981 - Ryan Ashford, English footballer
1981 - Kele Okereke, lead singer of Bloc Party
1982 - Ian Thorpe, Australian swimmer
1984 - Frank Simek, American soccer player
1984 - Misono, Japanese singer (formerly Day After Tomorrow)
1992 - Aaron Dismuke, American voice actor

Famous deaths...
  54 - Claudius, Roman Emperor (b. 10 BC)
1093 - Robert I, Count of Flanders
1282 - Nichiren Japanese founder of Nichiren Buddhism (b. 1222)
1415 - Thomas FitzAlan, 12th Earl of Arundel, English military leader (b. 1381)
1508 - Edmund de Ros, 11th Baron de Ros, English politician (b. 1446)
1605 - Theodore Beza, French theologian (b. 1519)
1673 - Kristoffer Gabel, Danish statesman (b. 1617)
1687 - Geminiano Montanari, Italian astronomer (b. 1633)
1694 - Samuel von Pufendorf, German jurist (b. 1632)
1706 - Iyasus the Great, Emperor of Ethiopia (b. 1682)
1715 - Nicolas Malebranche, French philosopher (b. 1638)
1759 - John Henley, English minister (b. 1692)
1788 - Robert Nugent, 1st Earl Nugent, Irish politician and poet (b. 1702)
1812 - Sir Isaac Brock, British general (killed in battle) (b. 1769)
1815 - Joachim Murat, French marshal and King of Naples (executed) (b. 1767)
1825 - Maximilian I of Bavaria (b. 1756)
1869 - Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve, French literary critic (b. 1804)
1882 - Arthur de Gobineau, French philosopher (b. 1816)
1890 - Samuel Freeman Miller, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (b. 1816)
1904 - Pavlos Melas, Greek officer who organized and participated in the Greek Struggle for Macedonia (b. 1870)
1905 - Sir Henry Irving, the first British actor to be knighted (b. 1838)
1909 - Francisco Ferrer Guardia, Spanish free-thinker (b. 1849)
1917 - Florence La Badie, American actress
1919 - Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Danish writer, Nobel laureate (b. 1857)
1926 - Hans E. Kinck, Norwegian author and philologist (b. 1865)
1931 - Ernst Didring, Swedish author (b. 1868)
1938 - E.C. Segar, American cartoonist (Popeye) (b. 1894)
1945 - Milton S. Hershey, American chocolate tycoon (b. 1857)
1950 - Ernest Haycox, American writer (b. 1899)
1955 - Manuel Ávila Camacho, President of Mexico (b. 1897)
1966 - Clifton Webb, American actor (b. 1889)
1968 - Bea Benaderet, American actress (b. 1906)
1971 - Stafford Smythe, Canadian NHL executive (b. 1921)
1974 - Ed Sullivan, American television personality (b. 1901)
1979 - Rebecca Helferich Clarke, English composer and violist (b. 1886)
1987 - Walter Brattain, American physicist, Nobel laureate (b. 1902)
1987 - Kishore Kumar, Indian Singer (b.1929)
1988 - Mike Venezia, jockey (b. 1945)
1990 - Lê Ðức Thọ, Vietnamese general and politician, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1911)
1992 - Dantrell Davis, victim of gang crossfire in Cabrini-Green (b. 1985)
1995 - Ali Faik Zaghloul, Egyptian radio presenter
2000 - Jean Peters, American actress (b. 1926)
2001 - Peter Doyle, Australian pop singer (The New Seekers) (b. 1949)
2002 - Stephen Ambrose, American historian and biographer (b. 1936)
2003 - Bertram Brockhouse, Canadian physicist, Nobel laureate (b. 1918)
2004 - Enrique Fernando, Chief Justice of the Philippine Supreme Court (b. 1915)
2005 - Vivian Malone Jones, American civil rights activist (b. 1942)
2006 - Wang Guangmei, Chinese first lady (b. 1921)
2007 - Bob Denard, French mercenary (b. 1929)

Holidays and observances...
Roman festivals - Fontanalia: festival dedicated to Fontus
Roman Catholic Saints - translation (1163) of Saint Edward the Confessor; memorial of Saint Gerald of Aurillac optional feast of Our Lady of Fatima
French Republican Calendar - Pêche (Peach) Day, twenty-second day in the Month of Vendémiaire

Have a great Monday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Oct 13 1997

Nike, Inc. fines one of its shoe factories in Vietnam $5,000 after it becomes known that plant management ordered workers to create 51 rubber penises. Although the schlongs were produced strictly as gag gifts for a company official's birthday, Nike sees no humor in the matter.



Pshhhh,.... Stupid vietnamese.. Can't have any fun

[socalrappy700]

Oct 13 1997

Nike, Inc. fines one of its shoe factories in Vietnam $5,000 after it becomes known that plant management ordered workers to create 51 rubber penises. Although the schlongs were produced strictly as gag gifts for a company official's birthday, Nike sees no humor in the matter.



Pshhhh,.... Stupid vietnamese.. Can't have any fun

If they modeled them off of vietnamese penises its not like they wasted a lot of material.

[Krandall]

 

good call.



Did you and the lady do anything fun for the anniversary?

[socalrappy700]

Went to a killer Japanese steak house.  Had some killer sushi before the meal, knocked one out and went to bed.  Looking forward to the weekend you guys come down.  You'll get to see the little dude in his halloween out fit.  Lydia is going to be in a baby mood after that weekend.

[Krandall]

Went to a killer Japanese steak house.  Had some killer sushi before the meal, knocked one out and went to bed.  Looking forward to the weekend you guys come down.  You'll get to see the little dude in his halloween out fit.  Lydia is going to be in a baby mood after that weekend.

Naw.. She's watching a 7 month old right now.. She's in no hurry for a kid.

[socalrappy700]

just wait till Owen works his magic.  I think the girls will end up shopping saturday afternoon in chicago.  Any ideas for the "guys" group to do?  Then we all can meet up for pizza after they are done.

[BRAD]

whats up whores? im heading to class now. i will be back on in about an hour in my economics class

[RaptorRandy]

Mornin post ho's 

[socalrappy700]

mornin Randy.  Hope you're having a great monday.  Quiet around here.

[RaptorRandy]

Mornin Erich...... so far so good for a Monday around here at work.

Hope your having a good Monday as well.

[Krandall]

just wait till Owen works his magic.  I think the girls will end up shopping saturday afternoon in chicago.  Any ideas for the "guys" group to do?  Then we all can meet up for pizza after they are done.

well damn them.

I'll talk to ryan this weekend see if we can do some brainstorming.




mornin randy!  you guys startin to see the cold weather yet? I'm still waiting for this early snow.. any sign of snow before thanksgiving and I'm buyin a sled!

[socalrappy700]

morning is ok here Randy.  A bit too slow for my taste.


No thinking about Snow for me, it was in the 80's this weekend and I was loving it.