Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XIII

[Flynbyu]

wow.. sis an lil' sis.

I was a saint compared to you guys.

Story:

I was REALLY into this girl I worked with, Michelle. She and I both were in relationships while we worked together. She would flirt with me, and I would flirt back. By a stroke of luck, she and I both split with the people we were with, and we started hanging out. Her boyfriend was on again, off again, and treated her like crap. I started messing around with her, and she was playing hard to get. I ended up hitting it. I moved off to school, but came back on the weekends. She went back to her abusive boyfriend. We had a new girl show up where I used to work. I started hitting on her, asked her out, and come to find out it was Michelle's little sister (auburn hair, huge tits!!!!). I was co-host of a party at my friends house, and I hit it. I tried staying in touch, but her sister found out and got pissed. I haven't seen her since, and that was the fall of 1991.

I did see Michelle at Best Buy a coouple of years ago. She got hit with a fat grenade after two kids. She was staring a hole through me and we exchanged pleasantries.

The end.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

wow.. sis an lil' sis.

I was a saint compared to you guys.

keeping it in your family doesn't exactly make you a saint.

[socalrappy700]

And if I wasn't so loaded back then there would of been a chance I would remember names.....well a small chance.

[Flynbyu]

wow.. sis an lil' sis.

I was a saint compared to you guys.

keeping it in your family doesn't exactly make you a saint.

I did them both in the missonary position, does that count as being a saint?

~Brian

[Krandall]

wow.. sis an lil' sis.

I was a saint compared to you guys.

keeping it in your family doesn't exactly make you a saint.

I did them both in the missonary position, does that count as being a saint.

~Brian

Possibly. Depends on if they shaved or not.

[socalrappy700]

wow.. sis an lil' sis.

I was a saint compared to you guys.

keeping it in your family doesn't exactly make you a saint.

I did them both in the missonary position, does that count as being a saint.

~Brian

I think you safe, every time I nailed a married chick I made sure to only go missionary.  Kept my soul in tact.

[Flynbyu]

This was a few months out of high school, so they weren't shaved.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

I never could have sex with a married chick, but I did shag a stripper that had a fiancee.

~Brian

[Krandall]

That negates the missionary position. Saint Title not aquired.

[BRAD]

I never could have sex with a married chick, but I did shag a stripper that had a fiancee.

~Brian

its not that hard dude. just look at as your doing her a favor

[Flynbyu]

I never could have sex with a married chick, but I did shag a stripper that had a fiancee.

~Brian

its not that hard dude. just look at as your doing her a favor

Just remember when you think she's hot, some other guy is sick of her shit!!!!

~Brian

[Krandall]

wow...  I missed the little story above.. That's awesome!!!

good thing it wasn't awkward running into her

[socalrappy700]

I never could have sex with a married chick, but I did shag a stripper that had a fiancee.

~Brian

I see it as a public service.   

But would it help if I didn't know they were married when I started talking to them?   

I know, I was a bad man back then.   

[Flynbyu]

wow...  I missed the little story above.. That's awesome!!!

good thing it wasn't awkward running into her

It's been 17 years, so it wasn't that awkward.



My wife was with me, so she was looking her up and down. My wife was like "Who was that?"



~Brian

[Krandall]

Makes sense. 91 doesn't seem "that" long ago.