Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XIII

[700rSE]

im only seventeen and like 6'1 or 6'2, yall little bitches haha

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Oct 14 1943

An estimated 200 inmates of Sobibor escape the Polish extermination camp after killing 11 SS guards in an uprising. 52 of the fugitives manage to survive. The Nazis close the facility shortly thereafter. The events are later portrayed in a 1987 made-for-TV movie.

Oct 14 1943

U.S. 8th Air Force loses 60 B-17 Flying Fortresses during an assault on Schweinfurt.

Oct 14 1944

Field Marshall Erwin Rommel suicides. He was implicated in an anti-Hitler plot, and given the choice of suicide or humiliating trial and execution. Hitler always liked him.

Oct 14 1947



Chuck Yeager flies a Bell X-1 faster than the speed of sound, the first man to do so in level flight.

Oct 14 1959

Actor and Nazi sympathizer Errol Flynn, dubbed "the most despicable human being yet born", dies of a heart attack in Vancouver's west end. Flynn slept with both Truman Capote and Howard Hughes. Eww.

Oct 14 1972

Joe Cocker and members of his backup band are arrested on (surprise) drug charges in Australia.

Oct 14 1977

During an anti-gay rally in Des Moines, Iowa, Anita Bryant gets hit in the face mid-prayer with a banana cream pie. Bryant finishes with custard dripping from her face: "Father, I want to ask that you forgive him and that we love him, and that we're praying for him to be delivered from his deviant lifestyle."

Oct 14 1977

Crooning child abuser Bing Crosby dies on a golf course in Madrid, Spain. Since his death, two of his sons have committed suicide with a shotgun blast to the head (Lindsay in 1989, Dennis in 1991).

Oct 14 1982

President Ronald Reagan, like Nixon before him, declares war on drugs. This time, for sure!

Oct 14 1985

Respected Roman Catholic priest Gilbert Gauthe Jr. of Vermilion Parish, Louisiana, pleads guilty to molesting 11 boys and is sentenced to 20 years. The Catholic Church had been aware of his pederastic avocation since 1973, but pretended not to. In the end, the church coughs up $5.5M in out-of-court settlements.

Birthdays today...
1257 - King Przemysl II of Poland (d. 1296)
1404 - Marie of Anjou, queen of France (d. 1463)
1493 - Shimazu Tadayoshi, Japanese warlord (d. 1568)
1499 - Claude of France, wife of Louis XII of France (d. 1524)
1630 - Sophia of Hanover, Princess Palatine and Electress of Saxony (d. 1714)
1633 - James II of England and VII of Scotland (d. 1701)
1643 - Bahadur Shah I, Mughal Emperor of India (d. 1712)
1644 - William Penn, English founder of Pennsylvania (d. 1718)
1687 - Robert Simson, Scottish mathematician (d. 1768)
1712 - George Grenville, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (d. 1770)
1726 - Charles Middleton, 1st Baron Barham, English sailor and politician (d. 1813)
1733 - François Sebastien Charles Joseph de Croix, Count of Clerfayt, Austrian field marshal (d. 1798)
1784 - King Ferdinand VII of Spain (d. 1833)
1790 - Thursday October Christian (d. 1831)
1801 - Joseph Plateau, Belgian physicist (d. 1883)
1806 - Preston King, U.S. Senator from New York (d. 1865)
1842 - Joe Start, American baseball player (d. 1927)
1861 - Artur Gavazzi, Croatian geographer (d. 1944)
1869 - Joseph Duveen, British art dealer (d. 1939)
1873 - Ray Ewry, American athlete (d. 1937)
1873 - Jules Rimet, president of FIFA (d. 1954)
1882 - Eamon de Valera, Irish politician and patriot (d. 1975)
1882 - Charlie Parker, English cricketer (d. 1959)
1887 - Bernard Montgomery, British General. (d. 1976)
1888 - Katherine Mansfield, New Zealand writer (d. 1923)
1890 - Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th President of the United States (d. 1969)
1892 - Sumner Welles, American diplomat (d. 1961)
1893 - Lillian Gish, American actress (d. 1993)
1894 - E. E. Cummings, American poet (d. 1962)
1900 - Agustín Lara, Mexican composer (d. 1970)
1902 - Learco Guerra, Italian cyclist (d. 1963)
1904 - Christian Pineau, French World War II resistance fighter (d. 1995)
1906 - Hannah Arendt, German political theorist and writer (d. 1975)
1906 - Imam Hassan al Banna, Egyptian founder of the Muslim Brotherhood (d. 1949)
1907 - Allan Jones, American actor and singer (d. 1992)
1908 - Ruth Hale, American playwright and actress (d. 2003)
1909 - Bernd Rosemeyer, German racecar driver (d. 1938)
1909 - Dorothy Kingsley, American screenwriter (d. 1996)
1910 - John Wooden, American basketball player and coach
1911 - Lê Ðức Thọ, Vietnamese general and politician, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1990)
1914 - Raymond Davis Jr., American physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 2006)
1914 - Dick Durrance, American skier (d. 2004)
1914 - Harry Brecheen, American baseball player (d. 2004)
1916 - C. Everett Koop, United States Surgeon General
1918 - Marcel Chaput, French Canadian politician (d. 1991)
1926 - Bill Justis, American saxophonist and composer (d. 1982)
1927 - Roger Moore, English actor
1928 - Frank E. Resnik, American business executive (d. 1995)
1929 - Yvon Durelle, Canadian boxer (d. 2007)
1930 - Mobutu Sese Seko, President of Zaire (d. 1997)
1931 - Nikhil Banerjee, Indian classical musician (d. 1986)
1932 - Anatoly Larkin, Russian-American physicist (d. 2005)
1932 - Enrico di Giuseppe, American tenor (d. 2005)
1935 - La Monte Young, American composer
1938 - John W. Dean III, Watergate figure
1938 - Empress Farah Diba of Iran
1938 - Ron Lancaster, American-born Canadian football player and coach
1939 - Ralph Lauren, American fashion designer
1939 - Rocky Thompson, American golfer
1940 - Perrie Mans, South African snooker player
1940 - Cliff Richard, English singer
1940 - Christopher Timothy, British actor
1941 - Art Shamsky, American baseball player
1942 - Evelio Javier, Filipino politician, lawyer, and civil servant (d. 1986)
1944 - Udo Kier, German actor
1945 - Colin Hodgkinson, English musician (Whitesnake)
1946 - Justin Hayward, English musician (Moody Blues)
1946 - James Robert "Radio" Kennedy, American football coach
1946 - Craig Venter, American biologist
1946 - Al Oliver, American baseball player
1946 - Dan McCafferty, Scottish musician (Nazareth)
1947 - Lukas Resetarits, Austrian cabaret artist
1948 - David Ruprecht, American game show host
1948 - Engin Arık, Turkish nuclear physicist (d. 2007)
1949 - Katy Manning, English/Australian actress
1949 - Katha Pollitt, American writer
1952 - Nikolai Andrianov, Soviet gymnast
1952 - Harry Anderson, American actor
1953 - Shelley Ackerman, American astrologer, writer, singer
1954 - Carole Malone, English newspaper columnist
1957 - Michel Després, Quebec politician
1958 - Thomas Dolby, English musician
1960 - Steve Cram, English athlete
1961 - Isaac Mizrahi American fashion designer
1962 - Jaan Ehlvest, Estonian chess player
1963 - Yim Jae-beom, South Korean singer
1963 - Lori Petty, American actress
1964 - Olu Oguibe, American artist
1964 - Joe Girardi, American baseball player
1964 - Jim Rome, American sport talk show host
1965 - Jüri Jaanson, Estonian rower
1965 - Constantine Koukias, Australian composer
1965 - Steve Coogan, English actor
1965 - Karyn White, American singer
1966 - Savanna Samson, American porn star
1967 - Pat Kelly, American baseball player
1967 - Sylvain Lefebvre, Canadian ice hockey player
1967 - Stephen A. Smith, American sports journalist
1968 - Matthew Le Tissier, English footballer
1968 - Johnny Goudie, American musician
1969 - David Strickland, American actor (d. 1999)
1969 - P. J. Brown, American basketball player
1970 - Jim Jackson, American basketball player
1970 - Daniela Peštová, Czech supermodel
1970 - Jon Seda, Puerto Rican actor
1970 - Pär Zetterberg, Swedish football player
1971 - Jorge Costa, Portuguese footballer
1973 - Lasha Zhvania, Georgian politician
1974 - Natalie Maines, American musician (Dixie Chicks)
1974 - Jessica Drake, American porn star
1974 - Joseph Utsler, American musician
1975 - Floyd Landis, American cyclist
1975 - Shaznay Lewis, English singer (All Saints)
1976 - Nataša Kejžar, Slovenian swimmer
1976 - Henry Mateo, Dominican baseball player
1976 - Ben Pridmore, World Memory Champion
1977 - Kelly Schumacher, Canadian basketball player
1977 - Bianca Beauchamp, adult model
1977 - Jonathan Kerrigan, English actor
1977 - Tina Dico, Danish singer-songwriter
1978 - Justin Brannan, American musician, writer
1978 - Ryan Church, American baseball player
1978 - Paul Hunter, English snooker player (d. 2006)
1978 - Steven Thompson, Scottish footballer
1978 - Usher, American singer and actor
1978 - Javon Walker, American football player
1979 - Stacy Keibler, American actress / ex-professional wrestler
1980 - Terrence McGee, American football player
1980 - Paul Ambrosi, Ecuadorian footballer
1980 - Niels Lodberg, Danish footballer
1981 - Boof Bonser, American baseball player
1983 - Vanessa Lane, American porn star
1983 - Lin Dan, Chinese badminton player
1984 - LaRon Landry, American football player
1985 - Digão, Brazilian footballer
1985 - Daniel Clark, Canadian actor
1985 - Sherlyn González, Mexican actress
1985 - Alexandre Sarnes Negrão, Brazilian racing driver
1986 - Tom Craddock, English footballer
1986 - Skyler Shaye, American actress
1988 - MacKenzie Mauzy, American actress
1988 - Max Thieriot, American actor
1992 - Savannah Outen, American singer/songwriter

Famous deaths...
1066 - Harold Godwinson, King of England
1092 - Nizam al-Mulk, Persian vizier (b. 1018)
1256 - Kujo Yoritsugu, Japanese shogun (b. 1239)
1318 - Edward Bruce, High King of Ireland
1552 - Oswald Myconius, Swiss Protestant reformer (b. 1488)
1565 - Thomas Chaloner, English statesman and poet (b. 1521)
1568 - Jacques Arcadelt, Flemish composer
1610 - Amago Yoshihisa, Japanese samurai and warlord (b. 1540)
1619 - Samuel Daniel, English poet (b. 1562)
1637 - Gabriello Chiabrera, Italian poet (b. 1552)
1660 - Thomas Harrison, English Puritan soldier (b. 1606)
1669 - Antonio Cesti, Italian composer (b. 1623)
1703 - Thomas Hansen Kingo, Danish poet (b. 1634)
1711 - Tewoflos, Emperor of Ethiopia (b. 1708)
1758 - Francis Edward James Keith, Scottish soldier and Prussian field marshal (b. 1696)
1831 - Jean-Louis Pons, French astronomer (b. 1761)
1911 - John Marshall Harlan, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (b. 1833)
1944 - Erwin Rommel, German field marshall (b. 1891)
1958 - Douglas Mawson, Australian Antarctic explorer (b. 1882)
1959 - Errol Flynn, Australian actor (b. 1909)
1960 - Abram Ioffe, Russian physicist (b. 1880)
1961 - Paul Ramadier, French politician (b. 1888)
1961 - Harriet Shaw Weaver, English political activist (b. 1876)
1967 - Marcel Aymé, French novelist and playwright (b. 1902)
1973 - Edmund A. Chester, American broadcaster and journalist (b. 1897)
1976 - Dame Edith Evans, English actress (b. 1888)
1977 - Bing Crosby, American singer and actor (b. 1903)
1983 - Willard Price, Canadian author and naturalist
1984 - Martin Ryle, English radio astronomer, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics (b. 1918)
1985 - Emil Gilels, Ukrainian pianist (b. 1916)
1986 - Keenan Wynn, American actor (b. 1916)
1989 - Michael Carmine, American actor (b.1959)
1990 - Leonard Bernstein, American composer and conductor (b. 1918)
1997 - Harold Robbins, American novelist (b. 1915)
1998 - Cleveland Amory, American writer and animal rights activist (b. 1917)
1998 - Frankie Yankovic, American musician (b. 1916)
1999 - Julius Nyerere, Tanzanian politician (b. 1922)
2002 - Norbert Schultze, American composer and songwriter (b. 1911)
2003 - Patrick Dalzel-Job, English soldier and inspiration for James Bond (b. 1913)
2004 - Vlassis Bonatsos, Greek singer, actor and entertainer (b. 1949)
2005 - Jody Dobrowski, English murder victim (b. 1981)
2006 - Jared Anderson, American bassist (b. 1975)
2006 - Freddy Fender, American musician (b. 1937)
2006 - Maurice Grosse, British paranormal investigator (b. 1919)
2006 - Nancy Lynn, American aviator (b. 1956)
2006 - Gerry Studds, American politician (b. 1937)
2007 - Big Moe, American rapper (b. 1974)

Holidays and observances...
RC Saints - Pope Callistus I, Angadrisma, Fortunatus of Todi
Teachers' Day, or National Education Day in Poland
French Republican Calendar - Navet (Turnip) Day, twenty-third day in the Month of Vendémiaire
Chişinău's (Moldova's capital) local holiday (known as "Hramul Oraşului" by locals).
World Standards Day

Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[darkside94]

im only seventeen and like 6'1 or 6'2, yall little bitches haha

im 14 and im 5'11
top that biotch
oh socal you dont count 

[Peelz]

Peels.  The animated version 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVSpfloy2kM&feature=related

funny...animated cocaine addict clown was better....

happy polish teachers day

[Krandall]

Oct 14 1977

During an anti-gay rally in Des Moines, Iowa, Anita Bryant gets hit in the face mid-prayer with a banana cream pie. Bryant finishes with custard dripping from her face: "Father, I want to ask that you forgive him and that we love him, and that we're praying for him to be delivered from his deviant lifestyle."



  I think they should focus on "Anti-Drug" Rallies in Iowa.. not Anti-Gays

[Peelz]

Oct 14 1977

During an anti-gay rally in Des Moines, Iowa, Anita Bryant gets hit in the face mid-prayer with a banana cream pie. Bryant finishes with custard dripping from her face: "Father, I want to ask that you forgive him and that we love him, and that we're praying for him to be delivered from his deviant lifestyle."



  I think they should focus on "Anti-Drug" Rallies in Iowa.. not Anti-Gays

Nah, they have already lost that battle... new enemy to fight.

[Krandall]

Well......


Something I did yesterday before I left affected a BUNCH of people.


We have our Active Directory, and we have Solaris.

There was a test we did in solaris using the same names/id's/groups as we have in active directory..
I had to clean up the test id's. Wasn't really specified in the request it was test solaris id's. I dleted some production Id's.. Guess I had about 10 people from different areas in here @ 5:30 am 

[Flynbyu]

That would qualify as a Keystone "Un-Smooth Moment".



Hopefully the early crew Geek Squad got it fixed promptly.

~Brian

[Krandall]

what sucks is...

It's total office space style.. I've had... literally 15 people over here talking about it.. not one has talked to me about it.

but I've already heard from my boss, our engineers boss, and their boss.....






"Hi bob.... I have 8 different bosses. When I screw up. I have to hear it from 8 different people... Now you tell me where the motivation is."
-Peter (Office Space)

[Flynbyu]

"Uh Randy, we're going to need those TPS reports today......and I'm going to need you to come in on SATURDAY too, yeah."

~Brian

[Krandall]

about how my day feels.

We just got everything restored. I mean.. It's a big deal if we do something like that. But at the same time.. We have restore procedures in place so that if something DOES happen, it's easily reversed...

Can't wait for the rest of my week to be hell. 

[Flynbyu]

Hopefully it goes by fast.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

For you Randy.....

When I'm having a bad day, I watch this clip you posted a while back.

It makes me laugh.

Link: Harden the F*ck Up

~Brian

[Krandall]

For you Randy.....

When I'm having a bad day, I watch this clip you posted a while back.

It makes me laugh.

Link: Harden the F*ck Up

~Brian

Thanks Brian


"This is steffan... His name.. Is steffan.....

Harden the f*ck up Steffan"

[BRAD]

whats happening guys? sounds like you have had a rough day randy