May 15 1991
Alan Cooper stands trial in England for "committing a lewd, obscene, and disgusting act on the 12-foot dolphin called Freddie as they frolicked for 20 minutes off the harbor mouth at Amble, Northumberland." Cooper responds by claiming that his accuser was a sworn enemy and had trained dolphins for a movie to jump out of the water and tear off a woman's bikini bra. He is eventually acquitted of masturbating the cetacean.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ERMAHGERD!
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That's SO wrong!
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