Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[socalrappy700]

Find where that patch came from!  I want!!!

[Colorado700R]

Find where that patch came from!  I want!!!

http://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/

[Krandall]

that patch NEEDS to go into your avitar STAT.

[Colorado700R]

their motto: "Ex Silvis, Pugnabimus" — "From The Forests, We Will Fight!"



"The Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs' mission is to enhance the quality of life, promote economic and ecological opportunity, and to carry out the responsibility to protect and improve the trust assets of Sasquatch, Sasquatch culture and Cascadian native hominoids. We will accomplish this through the delivery of quality services, maintaining government-to-Sasquatch relationships within the spirit of Sasquatch self-determination."

[Krandall]

http://www.cafepress.com/sasquatchmil.109435589 


ordering one now!

[socalrappy700]

that patch NEEDS to go into your avitar STAT.

Fixed

[Colorado700R]

"Men Sasquatch are from Mars, women are from Venus  


http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=200801236910.howl_more_truth_about_mars

[socalrappy700]

http://www.cafepress.com/sasquatchmil.109435589 


ordering one now!

You can't be a member unless I invite you.

[Colorado700R]

Sweet Yeti Martial arts!!   

The Cascadian Sasquatch Militia is the most advanced hominoid fighting force in the Western hemisphere (second in the World only to our Tibetan ally, the Yeti Liberation Army). Militia members are highly trained in combat, survival, and organizational skills. When you enlist, we will make you into an army of one Sasquatch, able to take on any challenge that faces you.

Your extensive combat training will include:

Stomping
Learn to use your feet to squash your foe or his equipment. A basic skill needed by all Sasquatch Militia stomptroopers.
Boulder Throwing
Take out the enemy safely from the top of cliffs. Boulder troops are the first line of defense of the Sasquatch Militia and we'll teach you how to become one.
Log Swinging
Close combat against a number of foes? They'll be no match for the blunt force of a swinging log. Learn how to choose and uproot dead trees, and proper swinging techniques to avoid back injuries.
Delimbing
Pulling your enemy's limbs from their sockets may sound cruel, but they would do it to you with no hesitation if they had your might. Learn the best way to do it quickly and efficiently for a minimal amount of suffering.
Salmon Wielding
The salmon: tasty as a snack but, when in trained Sasquatch hands, deadly as a weapon. Salmon wielders are the silent assassins of Cascadia - waiting, hidden along trails, to take out enemies swiftly and silently.
Inducing Fear with Howls
Psychological warfare techniques that any Sasquatch can master. The enemy will be mentally defeated before they ever set eyes on you. You will also learn Code Howling for use in secure military communications.
Ancient Yeti Martial Arts
You will be instructed in a number of techniques by Migoi Masters from our allies in Bhutan, including invisibility. Learn why the two most dangerous weapons that a Sasquatch can have are his body and mind.

[Colorado700R]

Besides training, you will also be equiped with all that you need to effectively defend Cascadia:



Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
Blocks psychotronic mind-control rays used by our enemies.
Bark Armor
Light-weight armor that can be augmented with readily available supplies. Not effective against human firearms, but it doesn't need to be since Sasquatch Militia will teach you how to attack smart and stealthily.
Moss Camouflage Coat
Makes you undetectable in rainforest warfare and provides you with valuable "pockets" (the use of these will be explained during basic training).
Backwards Footprint Sandals
Confuse cryptozoologist trackers working for our enemies. Imported from South America where they are used by the secretive Curupira hominoids of Brazil.
Power Crystal
Reflects the sun to daze the enemy or for signaling. Can also be used to scare superstitious New Age Southern Californians into retreating by holding aloft and making fake chanting noises.
ORE Rations ORE (Octopus Ready to Eat) rations are nutritionally balanced octopus-based bars for use when other foods aren't available and designed to keep you growling, not your stomach.





I would pay BIG money to watch Erich wear his aluminum foil deflector beanie eating an ORE 

[Krandall]

http://www.cafepress.com/sasquatchmil.109435589 


ordering one now!

You can't be a member unless I invite you.

that's fine. I don't wanna be a member, just supporter.

[Peelz]

"Sasquatch: once he's not hungry, he'll be horny."
holy biscuits that's great!

speaking of the sasquatch militia....My little sister is a believe/sasquatch hunter. She's gettin that pic right away!

[socalrappy700]

"Sasquatch: once he's not hungry, he'll be horny."
holy biscuits that's great!

speaking of the sasquatch militia....My little sister is a believe/sasquatch hunter. She's gettin that pic right away!

do you want me to deliver it to her?

[Flynbyu]

Girls from Italy on the beach in Antigua.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

I had to double take....I thought it was Megan Fox!!!!!



~Brian