Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[Krandall]

Que pasa mini-hos?

Just dropping by. FYI "miniho" has become a household word here.

We went out riding Friday with the kids at night along cornfields-creepy. I told my wife: "we need to have a video cam with us, and have a little kid jump out of the corn with a hood over his head and a sign saying BEWARE OF MINI-HOS" just to post here  as a joke. my five year old picked it up and repeated it today. "daddy, can I dress up as a mini-ho and jump out of the corn?"

brightened my day! we were at my nieces birthday party. 5 people asked what the hell a miniho was..........

ERMAHGERD PEELS!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You TOTALLY made my day!

[Krandall]

Sep 29 1976

At his birthday party, musician Jerry Lee Lewis accidentally shoots his bass player Norman Owens twice in the chest, trying to open a soft drink bottle with a .357 magnum. Owens survives and files a lawsuit.


That's how I F*CKIN ROLL..


a .357... really?   

[Colorado700R]

Morning all! 

Welcome back Brian , hope you had a great vacation.

[socalrappy700]

Sep 29 1976

At his birthday party, musician Jerry Lee Lewis accidentally shoots his bass player Norman Owens twice in the chest, trying to open a soft drink bottle with a .357 magnum. Owens survives and files a lawsuit.


That's how I F*CKIN ROLL..


a .357... really?   

That one cracked me up....not once, but shot twice.

[Flynbyu]

Thanks for the warm welcome.

Damn, were is the drink lady at?

Oh wait, I'm back at work.



~Brian

[BRAD]

whats up whores?

how did the vacation go Brian?

[Flynbyu]

The trip was awesome.

We had a few plan changes along the way due to weather and airplane trouble, but all in all it was great.

~Brian

[BRAD]

sounds good man. the forum was kinda quiet without you on here whoring it up

[Krandall]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26891761/


DES MOINES, Iowa - The president of an Iowa college says he's sorry about an unfortunate and offensive typo in a school handbook.

A calendar entry for Feb. 16, 2009, was supposed to read "Black History Lunch and Learn." Instead, it says "Black History Linch and Learn."


Oh sh*t 

[BRAD]

thats great krandall. good find man

[Krandall]

at least it is an honest mistake and they didn't spell it LYNCH 

[socalrappy700]

Priceless!  Even though it was for sure an honest mistake I'm sure someone will get all worked up about it.

[Colorado700R]

For my fellow frustrated middle management friends  :grin_nod:

http://www.funpike.com/view/Arcade-Games/Beat-em-up/Whack-Your-Boss/

[Peelz]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26891761/


DES MOINES, Iowa - The president of an Iowa college says he's sorry about an unfortunate and offensive typo in a school handbook.

A calendar entry for Feb. 16, 2009, was supposed to read "Black History Lunch and Learn." Instead, it says "Black History Linch and Learn."


Oh sh*t 

Damn Printers!  Maybe I was tweakin' the day I printed that one....

[socalrappy700]

For my fellow frustrated middle management friends  :grin_nod:

http://www.funpike.com/view/Arcade-Games/Beat-em-up/Whack-Your-Boss/

I know this is shocking but......blocked at work.