Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[Peelz]

That'd be awesome..

There is a guy I work with who is from cali, he used to be big on meth. not the crazy back woods stuff, but the good stuff (so he says) he always says he'd love to work on Meth.. 

"the good stuff" I would be interested in knowing the difference. Do you just use a smidge less hazardous ingredients?

[Krandall]

He said it was actual clean chemicals, he calls the stuff here in Minnesota Swamp Water Meth.

[Peelz]

He said it was actual clean chemicals, he calls the stuff here in Minnesota Swamp Water Meth.

Im rollin over here! I would hate to think what they would call it down here! 

[Krandall]

maybe I'll send him down there to "grade" your meth.

[Peelz]

maybe I'll send him down there to "grade" your meth.

  grade it!!!!!!

classify it as "dirty mobile home bathtub meth"

[Colorado700R]

maybe I'll send him down there to "grade" your meth.

  grade it!!!!!!

classify it as "dirty mobile home bathtub meth"

Iowa Comet  (a little extra flavor left from cleaning the tub)

[Krandall]

 

Minnesota Swamp Water Special or the Iowa Soarin' Comet? 

[Krandall]

wel.. I'm headin out to lunch, be back in a bit.

[socalrappy700]

Damn today sucks.

[Krandall]

It's semi-busy here. whats goin on in Chi-town?

[socalrappy700]

Just crazy busy at work, its kinda slow here with out all the whores on duty and Jenee' is having a bad (homesick) day.

[Colorado700R]

Just crazy busy at work, its kinda slow here with out all the whores on duty and Jenee' is having a bad (homesick) day.

Operation SOCAL HOMECOMING:

1 Start Rappy inside house, let run for two hours till full of smog

2 Take her for a 30 mile Drive at four miles per hour swerving, cussing and giving the bird to all idiots 

3 set fire to all neighbors houses so new helicoptors and police sirens are audible indoors (Gotta set the ambiance)

4 Shoot the neighbors dog in the nutsack with a paintball gun (more ambiance)



Homesickness cured, you're welcome 

[socalrappy700]

That would just make her miss cali even more.  No need to make her hate it here more.

[Colorado700R]

I was just in Corona,CA a while back.  My scenario would define it perfectly 

[socalrappy700]

I hate corona, but I have no idea why.  Just can't stand the people there.