Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[Sand84]

alrighty Bert well Saturday night i got out drinking and called the g/f up to talk to her some.  And apparently i was being a asshole and didnt have clue to what i was saying. and she is still riding my ass over it although she has forgiven me cause i was drunk.  the last thing i remember sayin to her was something about me not speaking english (she smarted off there) and i came back at her with apparently i F cking dont speak it.  then i just found this out yesterday that when we finally got done talkin that she told me not to call her back till i was sober and i laughed and told her i guess you wont be hearing from me until tomorrow night.

Thats great

[Sand84]

Machine Operator CNC Profile Grinder.   Gind the Profile of the Screw Rotors for Sullair Compressors..

sounds like your an important guy there at the shop

I guess

[BRAD]

alrighty Bert well Saturday night i got out drinking and called the g/f up to talk to her some.  And apparently i was being a asshole and didnt have clue to what i was saying. and she is still riding my ass over it although she has forgiven me cause i was drunk.  the last thing i remember sayin to her was something about me not speaking english (she smarted off there) and i came back at her with apparently i F cking dont speak it.  then i just found this out yesterday that when we finally got done talkin that she told me not to call her back till i was sober and i laughed and told her i guess you wont be hearing from me until tomorrow night.

Thats great

oh man from the 2 things i remember of the whole drunk argument that one was the best.  she got pissed as hell about it. but she thinks its funny now. thatts a good sign i guess

[Sand84]

  

[BRAD]

it was funny man. i guess she kinda thought about it all and overlooked it since i was dog drunk.  and she called me sunday at around 1.  to see how i was feeling

[Sand84]

Aww she wanted to take care of you :grin_nod:

[BRAD]

Aww she wanted to take care of you :grin_nod:

i'd been up for it if she hadnt been out shopping with her step-mom

[Sand84]

I see

[Bert]

Brad it sounds like she'll remember this many years after your married  

[BRAD]

well guys im oughta here for the night i got classes  from 8-12 tommorrow and then work from 12:30-7 again tomorrow night. peace out guys

[BRAD]

Brad it sounds like she'll remember this many years after your married  

ah she has had her fair share of bad times to she likes to drink i got some good ones on here that i like to pick on her with

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Sep 17 1859

San Francisco resident Joshua A. Norton proclaims himself Emperor of these United States, a title he retains until his death in 1880. The successor to Emperor Norton I has yet to be anointed.

Sep 17 1908

Thomas E. Selfridge becomes the world's first airplane fatality when the craft he's co-piloting with Orville Wright crashes near Fort Meyer, Virginia. An untested propeller ripped apart the plane's structure, causing it to nosedive from an altitude of 75 feet.

Sep 17 1939

The Soviet Union invades Poland, to fulfill its end of the secret protocols contained in the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact. They partition the country along pre-decided lines.

Sep 17 1965

CBS television premieres Hogan's Heroes, the first and perhaps only sitcom based in a German prisoner-of-war camp. The show is proof once and for all that Nazis are hilarious.

Sep 17 1980

Deposed Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza is assassinated in Asuncion, Paraguay when his limousine is stopped by a six-man hit squad, armed with machine guns and a bazooka. As it happens, Somoza's father, Anastasio Sr., was himself assassinated in 1956.

Birthdays today...
64 - Julia Flavia, daughter of Roman Emperor Titus; lover of Domitian.
879 - King Charles III of France (d. 929)
1192 - Minamoto no Sanetomo, Japanese shogun (d. 1219)
1271 - Wenceslas II of Bohemia and Poland (d. 1305)
1550 - Pope Paul V (d. 1621)
1630 - Ranuccio II Farnese, Duke of Parma (d. 1694)
1639 - Hans Herr, Mennonite bishop (d. 1725)
1657 - Sophia Alekseyevna, regent of Russia (d. 1704)
1677 - Stephen Hales, English physiologist, chemist, and inventor (d. 1761)
1687 - Durastante Natalucci, Italian historian (d. 1772)
1688 - Maria Luisa of Savoy, first queen of Philip V of Spain (d. 1714)
1730 - Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, Prussian army officer (d. 1794)
1739 - John Rutledge, 2nd (appointed) Chief Justice of the United States (d. 1800)
1743 - Marquis de Condorcet, French mathematician (d. 1794)
1771 - Johann August Apel, German jurist and writer (d. 1816)
1820 - Émile Augier, French dramatist (d. 1889)
1826 - Bernhard Riemann, German mathematician (d. 1866)
1854 - David Dunbar Buick, American automobile pioneer (d.1929)
1857 - Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, Russian rocket scientist (d. 1935)
1868 - James Alexander Calder, Canadian politician (d. 1956)
1869 - Christian Lous Lange, Norwegian Nobel Peace Prize recipient (d. 1938)
1879 - Rube Foster, American baseball player, manager and executive (d. 1930)
1879 - Periyar E. V. Ramasamy, Indian Social Reformer (d. 1973)
1881 - Alfred Francis Blakeney Carpenter, English soldier (d. 1955)
1883 - William Carlos Williams, American writer (d. 1963)
1884 - Charles Tomlinson Griffes, American composer (d. 1920)
1890 - Gabriel Heatter, American radio commentator (d. 1972)
1897 - Earl Webb, baseball player (d. 1965)
1900 - John Willard Marriott, American hotelier (d. 1985)
1900 - Hughie Critz, baseball player (d. 1980)
1901 - Francis Chichester, English adventurer (d. 1972)
1903 - Karel Miljon, Dutch boxer (d. 1984)
1903 - Frank O'Connor, Irish-American short-story writer (d. 1966)
1906 - Edgar Wayburn, American environmentalist
1907 - Warren Burger, 15th Chief Justice of the United States (d. 1995)
1912 - Irena Kwiatkowska, Polish actress and comedian
1918 - Chaim Herzog, President of Israel (d. 1997)
1922 - Agostinho Neto, Angolan politician (d. 1979)
1923 - Hank Williams, American musician (d. 1953)
1926 - Bill Black, American musician (d. 1965)
1926 - Curtis Harrington, American film director (d. 2007)
1927 - George Blanda, American football player
1928 - Roddy McDowall, English actor (d. 1998)
1929 - Sir Stirling Moss, English race car driver
1929 - Pat Crowley, American actress
1930 - Edgar Mitchell, American astronaut
1930 - Jim Rohn, American business philosopher
1930 - Thomas Stafford, American astronaut
1930 - Lalgudi Jayaraman, Indian violinist
1931 - Anne Bancroft, American actress (d. 2005)
1933 - Chuck Grassley, American politician
1933 - Dorothy Loudon, American actress (d. 2003)
1933 - Claude Provost, National Hockey League player (d. 1984)
1934 - Maureen Connolly, American tennis player (d. 1969)
1935 - Ken Kesey, American author (d. 2001)
1937 - Orlando Cepeda, Puerto Rican Major League Baseball player
1938 - Bobby Wine, American Major League Baseball player
1939 - Shelby Flint, American singer
1939 - David Souter, U.S. Supreme Court Justice
1940 - Jan Eliasson, Swedish diplomat
1940 - Sotiris Moustakas, Greek actor (d. 2007)
1941 - Bob Matsui, U.S. Congressman (d. 2005)
1942 - Des Lynam, English television presenter
1942 - Robert Graysmith, Zodiac killer researcher
1944 - Reinhold Messner, Italian mountain climber
1945 - David Emerson, Canadian politician
1945 - Phil Jackson, American basketball player and NBA head coach
1945 - Bruce Spence, New Zealand actor
1946 - Billy Bonds, English footballer
1947 - Tessa Jowell, British politician
1948 - Jeff MacNelly, American political cartoonist (d. 2000)
1948 - John Ritter, American actor (d. 2003)
1950 - Narendra Modi, Indian politician
1950 - Chris Heister, Swedish politician
1950 - Fee Waybill, American musician (The Tubes)
1951 - Cassandra Peterson, American actress
1953 - Altaf Hussain, Pakistani politician and founder of MQM
1954 - Joël-François Durand, French composer
1955 - Koralia Karanti, Greek actress
1955 - Charles Martinet, American actor
1956 - Thad Bosley. American major league baseball player
1956 - Rita Rudner, American comedian
1956 - Brian Andreas, American writer, sculptor, painter and publisher
1959 - Charles Lawson, Northern Irish actor
1960 - Damon Hill, English race car driver and one-time F1 world champion
1960 - John Franco, American baseball player
1961 - Ty Tabor, American guitarist and singer (King's X)
1962 - Baz Luhrmann, Australian film director
1962 - Dustin Nguyen, Vietnamese American actor
1963 - Masahiro Chono, Japanese professional wrestler
1963 - Steven Dye, English musician (Scarlet Party), (The Alan Parsons Project)
1963 - Amy Roloff, American reality star
1963 - Michael Adler, American businessman
1963 - Rami Saari, Israeli poet and translator
1963 - Wendy Northcutt, Author of the Darwin Awards
1965 - Yuji Naka, Japanese video game programmer
1965 - Guy Picciotto, American musician (Rites of Spring, Fugazi)
1965 - Bryan Singer, American director
1966 - Doug E. Fresh, American rapper, record producer, and beatboxer
1967 - Malik Yoba, American actor
1968 - Anastacia, American singer
1968 - Marie-Chantal, Crown Princess of Greece
1969 - Ken Doherty, Irish snooker player
1969 - Keith Flint, Member of the British band The Prodigy
1969 - Matthew Settle, American actor
1970 - Mark Brunell, American football player
1971 - Adriana Sklenaříková, Slovak supermodel
1971 - Mike Catt, English rugby player
1971 - Ian Whyte (actor), Welsh actor and basketball player
1972 - Bobby Lee, American comedian
1973 - Ada Choi, Hong Kong actress
1973 - Demis Nikolaidis, Greek footballer
1974 - Rasheed Wallace, American basketball player
1974 - Mirah, American musician
1974 - Tormod Granheim, Norwegian adventurer
1975 - Jimmie Johnson, American race car driver
1975 - Austin St. John, American actor
1975 - Constantine Maroulis, American singer
1976 - Daniella Rush, Czech pornographic actress
1977 - Simone Perrotta, Italian football player
1978 - Shawn Horcoff, Canadian ice hockey player
1979 - Akin Ayodele, American football player
1979 - Chuck Comeau, Canadian musician (Simple Plan)
1979 - Steffen Algreen, Danish footballer
1980 - Danny Haren, American baseball player
1981 - Casey Janssen, American baseball player
1981 - Bakari Koné, Ivorian footballer
1981 - Francis Manioru, Solomon Islander sprinter
1981 - Jonathan Radtke, American musician (Kill Hannah)
1982 - Hope Larson, American illustrator and cartoonist
1982 - Garth Murray, Canadian ice hockey player
1983 - Jennifer Peña, American singer
1984 - Eugenia Volodina, Russian supermodel
1985 - Alexander Ovechkin, Russian hockey player
1985 - Mason Raymond, Canadian ice hockey player
1985 - Brendan Clarke, Irish Soccer Player with St. Patrick's Athletic
1985 - Jon Walker, American musician (Panic at the Disco)
1985 - Tomáš Berdych, Czech tennis player
1986 - Landry Mulemo, Belgian footballer
1986 - Dimitrios Regas, Greek sprinter
1987 - Paul Huntington, English footballer
1991 - Jordan McCoy, American entertainer
1994 - Taylor Ware, American yodeler

Famous deaths...
1179 - Hildegard of Bingen, German abbess and composer (b. 1098)
1322 - Robert III of Flanders (b. 1249)
1422 - Constantine II of Bulgaria
1563 - Henry Manners, 2nd Earl of Rutland, English soldier
1574 - Pedro Menéndez de Avilés, first Spanish Governor of Florida (b. 1519)
1575 - Heinrich Bullinger, Swiss religious reformer (b. 1504)
1621 - Robert Bellarmine, Italian saint (b. 1542)
1630 - Thomas Lake, English statesman (b. 1567)
1665 - Philip IV of Spain (b. 1605)
1676 - Sabbatai Zevi, Montenegrin rabbi, kabbalist, and founder of the Jewish Sabbatean movement (b. 1626)
1679 - John of Austria the Younger, Spanish general (b. 1629)
1727 - Glückel of Hameln, German businesswoman (b. 1647)
1762 - Francesco Geminiani, Italian violinist (b. 1687)
1771 - Tobias Smollett, Scottish novelist (b. 1721)
1803 - Franz Xaver Süssmayr, Austrian composer (b. 1766)
1808 - Benjamin Bourne, American politician (b. 1755)
1836 - Antoine Laurent de Jussieu, French botanist (b. 1748)
1863 - Alfred de Vigny, French author (b. 1797)
1873 - Alexander Berry, Scottish adventurer (b. 1781)
1879 - Eugène Viollet-le-Duc, French architect (b. 1814)
1894 - Deng Shichang, Chinese admiral (b. 1849)
1899 - Charles Alfred Pillsbury, American industrialist (b. 1842)
1907 - Ignaz Brüll, Austrian pianist (b. 1846)
1933 - Joseph De Piro, Maltese missionary (b. 1877)
1936 - Ettie Annie Rout, New Zealand activist (b. 1877)
1938 - Bruno Jasieński, Polish poet (b. 1901)
1946 - Frank Burke, American baseball player (b. 1880)
1951 - Jimmy Yancey, American pianist (b. 1898)
1966 - Fritz Wunderlich, German tenor (b. 1930)
1972 - Akim Tamiroff, Georgian actor (b. 1899)
1973 - Hugo Winterhalter, American bandleader (b. 1909)
1980 - Anastasio Somoza Debayle, President of Nicaragua (b. 1925)
1982 - Manos Loïzos, Greek composer (b. 1937)
1984 - Richard Basehart, American actor (b. 1914)
1985 - Laura Ashley, Welsh designer (b. 1925)
1987 - Harry Locke, British character actor (b. 1913)
1991 - Zino Francescatti, French violinist (b. 1902)
1993 - Christian Nyby, American film and television director (b. 1913)
1994 - Karl Popper, Austrian philosopher (b. 1902)
1995 - Lucien Victor, Belgian cyclist (b. 1931)
1996 - Spiro Agnew, Vice President of the United States (b. 1918)
1997 - Red Skelton, American actor and comedian (b. 1913)
1998 - Ted Binion, Las Vegas casino heir (b. 1943)
2000 - Nicole Reinhart, American cyclist (b. 1976)
2000 - Paula Yates, English TV personality (b. 1960)
2001 - Lou Dog, Sublime mascot.
2003 - Erich Hallhuber, German actor (b. 1951)
2005 - Alfred Reed, American composer (b. 1921)
2006 - Patricia Kennedy Lawford, American socialite (b. 1924)

Holidays and observances...
The fourth day of the Eleusinian Mysteries in ancient Greek mythology, when the initiates sacrificed a pig.
RC Saints - Feasts of Saint Lambert (martyr), Hildegard of Bingen, Albert Avogadro, Alan.
Also see September 17 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics).
Angola - National Heroes' Day.
Netherlands - Operation Market Garden is still remembered with parachuting and dedications on this day.
United States - Constitution Day (observed on the previous Friday if it falls Saturday, the following Monday if on a Sunday), Citizenship Day, Von Steuben Day.
Christian martyrs Socrates and Stephen

Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Happy Angolan National Heroes day!



Sep 17 1965

CBS television premieres Hogan's Heroes, the first and perhaps only sitcom based in a German prisoner-of-war camp. The show is proof once and for all that Nazis are hilarious.


  Colonel Klink is who comes to mind every time somebody mentions nazis to me. 

[BRAD]

whats up peels?

[Flynbyu]

Yeah, Nazis are cool but they only give me a week of vacation each year.

~Brian