Chuck Norris Dead?

[Peelz]

NO! they dont exactly get along

oh and peels, bite me   

glad I could help

Have fun guys I am out!

[kyledvor61]

NO! they dont exactly get along

oh and peels, bite me   

glad I could help

Have fun guys I am out!

exentix again
later peels

[exentix]

thats not funny... ok so it is lol

[Peelz]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is!

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris Co-Starred with Bruce Lee in "The last Dragon".  It was the first movie to use a "blue screen" for digital effect (Like Bruce Lee winning).  After Chuck realized what the "Blue Screen" was going to do, Bruce Lee mysteriously died on the set. 
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Hence the term "Blue Screen of death" was born

[Krandall]

 

That's freakin awesome!

[Flynbyu]

Hmmm.

I thought Microsoft was the one responsible for the Blue Screen of Death. You learn something new everyday.

~Brian

[BRAD]

good one Brian

[darkside94]

Microsoft is a big POS but so is everyone else too 

[Flynbyu]

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris invented cheesburgers by throwing cows through chain link fences.

~Brian

[Krandall]

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris invented cheesburgers by throwing cows through chain link fences.

~Brian

Chuch Norris was so hungry once that he ripped the leg of a cow and put over a camp fire to cook.



Hence the Chuck Roast was invented.

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris invented cheesburgers by throwing cows through chain link fences.

~Brian

Chuch Norris was so hungry once that he ripped the leg of a cow and put over a camp fire to cook.



Hence the Chuck Roast was invented.

YES!!!

I love it!!!

~Brian

[Krandall]

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.