Chuck Norris Dead?

[exentix]

chuck norris has already been to mars

thats why there are no signs of life there...

[exentix]

they once made a chuck norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anyone

[exentix]

in fine print at the bottom of the last page of the guinnes book of world records reads: all world records held by chuck norris, these are just the closest anyone has gotten

[exentix]

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

[exentix]

chuck norris's ipod came with a real charger, not a usb plug-in

[exentix]

chuck norris is what willis is talking about

[russ-russ]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

[Colorado700R]

 

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[darkside94]

chuck norris doesnt need pick-up lines
just "now"

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris doesn't have Myspace, he just takes yours

[Flynbyu]

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Chuck Norris.  enough said.

[kyledvor61]

Chuck Norris.  enough said.

GERD dammit i was gonna use that one

[BRAD]

Chuck Norris.  enough said.

GERD dammit i was gonna use that one

i just thought of that one and laughed my ass off

[Colorado700R]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield