Chuck Norris Dead?

[Krandall]

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris once mistook Christopher Reeves for the "Real" Superman.............Well you know the rest 



I'm so going to hell

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris once mistook Christopher Reeves for the "Real" Superman.............Well you know the rest 



I'm so going to hell

Aaron's bumpersticker on his truck.



~Brian

[Peelz]

I didn't realize Chuck quotes was such a phenomenon. These are hysterical.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

[Colorado700R]

can't see it 

[Peelz]

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[Krandall]

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands

Physics 101:

Energy can niether be created or destroyed.  Except by Chuck Norris

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.


Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees......................................Celsius

[BRAD]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[Peelz]

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees......................................Celsius

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

[Peelz]

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

LOL!