Chuck Norris Dead?

Krandall · September 09, 2008, 09:49:49 AM

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Flynbyu · September 09, 2008, 09:53:53 AM

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

~Brian

preddy08 · September 09, 2008, 10:07:21 AM

The Boogy man checks under his bed for Chuck Noris.

Flynbyu · September 09, 2008, 10:09:20 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

~Brian

Peelz · September 09, 2008, 10:19:00 AM

I'm dying over here guys!

Krandall · September 09, 2008, 10:20:17 AM

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris

Flynbyu · September 09, 2008, 10:36:12 AM

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

~Brian

HammosDS450X · September 09, 2008, 10:49:41 AM

Ok Like I Said I Heard that And I knew you Computer Natz's Would be able to Figure out the Facts from Fiction

Flynbyu · September 09, 2008, 10:51:01 AM

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

~Brian

Krandall · September 09, 2008, 10:51:14 AM

you're welcome Hammo.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds

Colorado700R · September 09, 2008, 12:35:32 PM

News Alert: Chuck Norris enroute to visit Paris, Effiel tower, Louve. Related News: France preparing to surrender

Peelz · September 09, 2008, 01:13:04 PM

Quote from: Colorado700R on September 09, 2008, 12:35:32 PM
News Alert: Chuck Norris enroute to visit Paris, Effiel tower, Louve. Related News: France preparing to surrender

hide the women and children.

Flynbyu · September 09, 2008, 01:16:40 PM

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

~Brian

Krandall · September 09, 2008, 01:19:36 PM

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Colorado700R · September 09, 2008, 01:29:47 PM

Chuck Norris once slapped a fly of a US senators shoulder.......

Bob Dole still ain't right