Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X

[kyledvor61]

im skeered to attempt the cam mod by mysellf

U big pussy!

im skeered i dont wanna mess anything up, and my dad doesnt want me to do it anyway, so f he finds out i did it and fucked it up he'll be really mad

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Sep 15 1830

The Right Hon. William Huskisson becomes the world's first rail fatality, after a locomotive runs over his left leg near Manchester, England.

Sep 15 1885



P.T. Barnum's prize elephant Jumbo is struck dead by a freight train in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada. It takes 150 men to haul the carcass up an embankment, from whence it is taken to a taxidermist. The stuffed Jumbo becomes a featured attraction in Barnum's circus.

Sep 15 1935

The newly-enacted Nuremberg Law for the Protection of German Blood and German Honor forbids Jews from marrying or having sex with Germanic individuals, punishable by imprisonment.

Sep 15 1954



In front of thousands of spectating New Yorkers at 51st and Lexington, Marilyn Monroe performs the now-famous skirt blowing scene during filming for The Seven Year Itch. The event basically boils down to a publicity stunt, as the whole thing gets reshot later on a Hollywood soundstage.

Sep 15 1972

Indictments are brought against the seven Watergate conspirators: McCord, Frank Sturgis, Barker, Martinez, Gonzalez, E. Howard Hunt, and Liddy.

Sep 15 1996

Serial killer and dimwitted homosexual Ottis Toole dies in prison from cirrhosis of the liver. In their heyday, he and Henry Lee Lucas had traveled the country, killing perhaps as many as 600 victims. Toole twice confessed to the murder of Adam Walsh, son of America's Most Wanted host John Walsh, but recanted both times.

Sep 15 1998

Rap artist Coolio is arrested in Lawndale, California after being pulled over for driving a 1996 Hummer on the wrong side of the road. He was carrying an expired license, a loaded 9mm semiautomatic firearm, and a small quantity of marijuana.

Birthdays today...
973 - Al-Biruni, mathematician (d. 1048)
1254 - Marco Polo, Italian explorer (d. 1324)
1533 - Catherine of Austria, queen consort of Poland and Lithuania (d. 1572)
1580 - Charles Annibal Fabrot, French lawyer (d. 1659)
1613 - François de La Rochefoucauld, French writer (d. 1680)
1649 - Titus Oates, English minister and plotter (d. 1705)
1666 - Princess Sophia Dorothea of Celle (d. 1726)
1715 - Jean Baptiste Vaquette de Gribeauval, French artillery specialist (d. 1789)
1760 - Bogislav Friedrich Emanuel von Tauentzien, Prussian general of the Napoleonic Wars (d. 1824)
1789 - James Fenimore Cooper, American novelist (d. 1851)
1828 - Aleksandr Mikhailovich Butlerov, Russian chemist (d. 1886)
1830 - Porfirio Díaz, President of Mexico (d. 1915)
1852 - Edward Bouchet, American physicist (d. 1918)
1857 - William Howard Taft, 27th President of the United States (d. 1930)
1858 - Jenő Hubay, Hungarian violinist (d. 1937)
1860 - Sir Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya, Indian engineer (d. 1962)
1863 - Horatio Parker, American composer (d. 1919)
1867 - Vladimir May-Mayevsky, Russian counter-revolutionary (d. 1920)
1876 - Bruno Walter, German conductor (d. 1962)
1876 - Sharat Chandra Chattopadhyay, Indian novelist (d. 1938)
1877 - Jakob Ehrlich, Austrian politician and zionist (d. 1938)
1879 - Joseph Lyons, 10th Prime Minister of Australia (d. 1939)
1881 - Ettore Bugatti, Italian automobile engineer and designer (d. 1947)
1883 - Esteban Terradas i Illa, Spanish mathematician and engineer (d. 1950)
1887 - Carlos Dávila, former President of Chile (d. 1955)
1888 - Antonio Ascari, Italian racing driver (d. 1925)
1889 - Robert Benchley, American author (d. 1945)
1890 - Agatha Christie, English writer (d. 1976)
1890 - Frank Martin, Swiss composer (d. 1974)
1892 - Silpa Bhirasri, Italian sculptor (d. 1962)
1894 - Jean Renoir, French film director (d. 1979)
1894 - Oskar Klein, Swedish physicist (d. 1977)
1895 - Magda Lupescu, consort of King Carol II of Romania (d. 1977)
1895 - Charles "Chic" Harley, American football player (d. 1974)
1898 - J. Slauerhoff, Dutch poet and novelist (d. 1936)
1901 - Sir Donald Bailey, British engineer (d. 1985)
1903 - Roy Acuff, American country musician (d. 1992)
1904 - King Umberto II of Italy (d. 1983)
1906 - Jacques Becker, French screenwriter and director (d. 1960)
1907 - Gunnar Ekelöf, Swedish poet and writer (d. 1968)
1907 - Fay Wray, Canadian-born American actress (d. 2004)
1908 - Penny Singleton, American actress (d. 2003)
1909 - C.N.Annadurai, Former Chief Minister of Tamilnadu
1911 - Karsten Solheim, Norwegian-born American golf entrepreneur (d. 2000)
1913 - John N. Mitchell, United States Attorney General and Watergate figure (d. 1988)
1913 - Johannes Steinhoff, German fighter pilot & NATO commander (d.1994)
1914 - Creighton Abrams, American Army general (d. 1974)
1914 - Adolfo Bioy Casares, Argentine writer (d. 1999)
1915 - Albert Whitlock, English motion picture matte artist (d. 1999)
1915 - Ismail Yasin, Egyptian comedian and actor (d. 1972)
1916 - Margaret Lockwood, English actress (d. 1990)
1918 - Nipsey Russell, American comedian (d. 2005)
1919 - Fausto Coppi, Italian racing cyclist (d. 1960)
1919 - Nelson Gidding, American screenwriter (d. 2004)
1921 - Norma MacMillan, Canadian actress (d. 2001)
1922 - Jackie Cooper, American actor and director
1922 - Bob Anderson (fencer), English sword-master
1923 - Anton Heiller, Austrian organist (d. 1979)
1924 - Bobby Short, American musician (d. 2005)
1926 - Jean-Pierre Serre, French mathematician
1926 - Shohei Imamura, Japanese film director (d. 2006)
1927 - David Stove, Australian philosopher, (d. 1994)
1928 - Cannonball Adderley, American saxophonist and bandleader (d. 1975)
1929 - Eva Burrows, the 13th General of The Salvation Army
1929 - Murray Gell-Mann, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate
1933 - Henry Darrow, American actor
1933 - Rafael Frühbeck de Burgos, Spanish conductor
1934 - Fred Nile, Australian politician
1937 - Robert Lucas, Jr., American economist, Nobel laureate
1937 - Fernando de la Rúa, 51st President of Argentina
1938 - Gaylord Perry, baseball player
1940 - Merlin Olsen, American football player and actor
1940 - Norman Spinrad, American science fiction author
1941 - Flórián Albert, Hungarian footballer
1941 - Signe Toly Anderson, American singer
1941 - Mirosław Hermaszewski, Polish cosmonaut
1941 - Yuri Norstein, Russian animator
1941 - Viktor Zubkov, Russian government official
1942 - Lee Dorman, American Bassist
1944 - Sotirios Hatzigakis, Greek politician
1945 - Hans-Gert Pöttering, well-known German politician in the European union, President of the European Parliament since 16 January 2007.
1945 - Carmen Maura, Spanish actress
1945 - Jessye Norman, American opera singer
1945 - Ron Shelton, American film director
1946 - Ola Brunkert, Swedish session drummer for ABBA (d. 2008)
1946 - Tommy Lee Jones, American actor
1946 - Oliver Stone, American film director
1946 - Howard Waldrop, American science fiction author
1948 - Suzyn Waldman, American Sportscaster
1949 - Joe Barton, American politician
1951 - Pete Carroll, American football coach
1951 - Johan Neeskens, Dutch footballer
1954 - Hrant Dink, Turkish-Armenian newspaper editor (d. 2007)
1955 - Željka Antunović, Croatian politician
1955 - Renzo Rosso, Italian clothing designer
1956 - Jaki Graham, English singer
1956 - Maggie Reilly, Scottish folk singer
1958 - Dr. Know, American guitarist (Bad Brains)
1958 - Joel Quenneville, Canadian ice hockey player
1958 - Wendie Jo Sperber, American actress (d. 2005)
1960 - Kevin Allen, Welsh actor
1961 - Terry Lamb, Australian rugby league footballer
1961 - Dan Marino, American football player
1962 - Dina Lohan, American actress and reality television star, mother of Lindsay Lohan
1964 - Róbert Fico, Slovak Prime minister
1964 - Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, former guitarist for horror punk band The Misfits
1965 - Luke Haylock GMH Enthusiast Australia.
1968 - Danny Nucci, American actor
1969 - Jim Curtiss, American writer
1971 - Nathan Astle, New Zealand cricketer
1971 - Josh Charles, American actor
1971 - Ben Wallers, English musician and songwriter (Country Teasers)
1972 - Jimmy Carr, English comedian
1972 - Kit Chan, Singaporean singer
1972 - Princess Letizia of Spain
1973 - Julie Cox, English actress
1974 - Jamie Stevens, German singer
1976 - Paul Thomson, Scottish drummer (Franz Ferdinand)
1976 - Matt Thornton, American baseball player
1977 - Angela Aki, Japanese singer-songwriter
1977 - Sophie Dahl, English model
1977 - Leander Jordan, National Football League offensive lineman
1977 - Marisa Ramirez, American actress
1977 - Jason Terry, American basketball player
1977 - Tom Hardy, British actor
1978 - Eiður Guðjohnsen, Icelandic footballer
1979 - Dave Annable, American actor
1979 - Amy Davidson, American actress
1979 - Carlos Ruiz, Guatemalan soccer player
1979 - Patrick Marleau, Canadian ice hockey player
1980 - David Diehl, American football player
1980 - Jolin Tsai, Taiwanese pop singer
1980 - Mike Dunleavy, Jr., American basketball player
1983 - Luke Hochevar, American baseball player
1984 - Prince Henry of Wales
1986 - Heidi Montag, American reality television star
1987 - Aly Cissokho, French football (soccer) player
1988 - Chelsea Staub, American actress
1989 - Chetan Ramlu, New Zealand musician

Famous deaths...
668 - Constans II, Byzantine emperor (b. 630)
866 - Robert the Strong, Margrave of Neustria
1231 - Louis I, Duke of Bavaria (b. 1173)
1352 - Ewostatewos, Ethiopian monk and religious leader (b. 1273)
1500 - John Morton, Archbishop of Canterbury
1596 - Leonhard Rauwolf, German physician and botanist (b. 1535 or 1540)
1613 - Thomas Overbury, English writer (b. 1581)
1643 - Richard Boyle, 1st Earl of Cork, Irish politician (b. 1566)
1649 - John Floyd, English Jesuit preacher (b. 1572)
1700 - André Le Nôtre, French landscape architect (b. 1613)
1701 - Edmé Boursault, French writer (b. 1638)
1707 - George Stepney, English poet and diplomat (b. 1663)
1712 - Sidney Godolphin, 1st Earl of Godolphin, English politician
1750 - Charles Theodore Pachelbel, German composer (b. 1690)
1794 - Abraham Clark, American signer of the Declaration of Independence (b. 1725)
1803 - Gian Francesco Albani, Italian Catholic cardinal (b. 1719)
1830 - William Huskisson, first rail fatality (b. 1770)
1835 - Sarah Knox Taylor, wife of Jefferson Davis (b. 1814)
1842 - Pierre Baillot, French violinist and composer (b. 1771)
1842 - José Francisco Morazán Quezada, President of The Federal Republic of Central America (b. 1792)
1859 - Isambard Kingdom Brunel, British engineer (b. 1806)
1864 - John Hanning Speke, British explorer (b. 1827)
1883 - Joseph Plateau, Belgian physicist (b. 1801)
1885 - Jumbo, P. T. Barnum's circus elephant (hit by a train)
1893 - Thomas Hawksley, English civil engineer (b. 1807)
1921 - Roman Ungern von Sternberg, Russian counter-revolutionary (b. 1886)
1926 - Rudolf Christoph Eucken, German writer, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1846)
1930 - Milton Sills, American actor (b. 1882)
1945 - André Tardieu, Prime Minister of France (b. 1876)
1945 - Anton Webern, Austrian composer (b. 1883)
1965 - Steve Brown, American musician (b. 1890)
1972 - Geoffrey Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury (b. 1887)
1973 - Gustav VI Adolf of Sweden (b. 1882)
1973 - Victor Jara, Chilean musician (b. 1941)
1978 - Willy Messerschmitt, German aircraft designer (b. 1898)
1978 - Robert Cliche, French Canadian politician and judge (b. 1921)
1980 - Bill Evans, American jazz pianist (b. 1929)
1981 - Harold Bennett, English actor (b. 1899)
1983 - Prince Far I, reggae toaster and producer
1985 - Cootie Williams, American jazz trumpeter (b. 1910)
1987 - Steven Tuomi, murder victim of Jeffery Dahmer (b. 1963)
1989 - Robert Penn Warren, American writer (b. 1905)
1991 - John Hoyt, American actor (b. 1904)
1993 - Ethan Allen, American baseball player (b. 1903)
1995 - Harry Calder, South African cricketer (b. 1901)
2000 - Vincent Canby, American movie critic (b. 1924)
2003 - Jack Brymer, English clarinetist (b. 1915)
2003 - Josef Hirsal, Czech novelist (b. 1920)
2004 - Johnny Ramone, American guitarist (The Ramones) (b. 1948)
2004 - Walter Stewart, Canadian journalist (b. 1931)
2005 - Sidney Luft, American film director (b. 1915)
2006 - Raymond Baxter, British television presenter (b. 1922)
2006 - Oriana Fallaci, Italian journalist and writer (b. 1929)
2006 - Pablo Santos, Mexican actor (b. 1987)
2006 - Rob Levin, Freenode IRC Network Founder (b. 1955)
2007 - Colin McRae, Scottish rally driver (b. 1968)
2007 - Aldemaro Romero, Venezuelan musician (b. 1928)
2007 - Brett Somers, Canadian-born American actress and Match Game panelist (b. 1924)

Holidays and observances...
International Day of Democracy.
In ancient Greece, the second day of the Eleusinian Mysteries, when the priests of Demeter declared the public start of the rites.
Catholic Calendar of Saints - Feast day of Our Lady of Sorrows.
Also see September 15 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics).
The United Kingdom - the British commemorate the Battle of Britain on the day of the last massive Luftwaffe attack in 1940.
Japan - Respect for the Aged Day before 2003; beginning in 2003, Respect for the Aged Day is held on the third Monday of September.
Thailand - Silpa Bhirasri Day.
In India Engineer's Day celebrated on birthday of Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya.
Slovenia - Restoration of Primorska to the Motherland Day

Have a great Monday.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

All by myself.....Don't wanna be...all by myself......

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I'm here for ya bro, did you get my email?

Aaron

[socalrappy700]

All by myself.....Don't wanna be...all by myself......

~Brian

I'm in the same boat.  House was dead quiet.  I was so bored I called Aaron last night.

[Colorado700R]

All by myself.....Don't wanna be...all by myself......

~Brian

I'm in the same boat.  House was dead quiet.  I was so bored I called Aaron last night.

I called you.  And it was collect 

[Flynbyu]

Wow. You must have been REALLY bored.



Yeah, I got the Waffle House Wedding.

Holy hell.

That's redneck!



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

All by myself.....Don't wanna be...all by myself......

~Brian

I'm in the same boat.  House was dead quiet.  I was so bored I called Aaron last night.

I called you.  And it was collect 

you always do, and its 3.95 a min to talk to me.

[Colorado700R]

All by myself.....Don't wanna be...all by myself......

~Brian

I'm in the same boat.  House was dead quiet.  I was so bored I called Aaron last night.

I called you.  And it was collect 

you always do, and its 3.95 a min to talk to me.

I was wondering why I had to dail 1-900 

[Flynbyu]

Loved the fem mullet in the Waffle House wedding.

~Brian

[BRAD]

whats up whores?

[Peelz]

whats up whores?

still dodging raindrops

[BRAD]

must suck man. hows work going?

[Flynbyu]

whats up whores?

still dodging raindrops

It's not even raining.

Are you high again?



~Brian

[Peelz]

whats up whores?

still dodging raindrops

It's not even raining.

Are you high again?



~Brian

  It was when I came to work. A$$hats!