Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IX

[Colorado700R]

nice 

[dick-84]

Its almost time to hit the bar 1 more hour! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Colorado700R]

anyone else watching the volleyball finals?  :grin_nod:

[Colorado700R]

USA USA USA USA[/b]

[dick-84]

No but those girls are fricking hoTTTTTTTT!  

[Colorado700R]

they are a little lite in the breasteses for me, but that why Jesus invented Silicon

[dick-84]

HAHA Very true. I like me a skiny girl but i like tits and ass to! One girl i was with wa 105 with D's. And damn they set up there nice!  :grin_nod:

[who else but rk]

i love tits

[dick-84]

i love tits

We are talking about tits on girls tho RK. 

[dick-84]

Well guys im out of hear. Time to go walk then hit the bar. Later ho's!

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Aug 22 1485

Richard III slain at Bodsworth.

Aug 22 1776

George Washington asks the Continental Congress for permission to burn New York City, to stop the city from being used to quarter troops arriving via the British fleet. It is declined, but his soldiers set 1/4th of the town ablaze on September 21.

Aug 22 1911

Mona Lisa stolen.

Aug 22 1989

Huey Newton murdered.

Aug 22 1992

FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi fires a rifle shot that kills unarmed Vicki Weaver, at the Ruby Ridge standoff. Horiuchi claimed he was trying to shoot another man in the back. The FBI also killed Weaver's fourteen year old son Sam, and the son's dog.

Aug 22 1995

David Gahan, lead singer of rock group Depeche Mode, was hospitalized after trying to commit suicide by slashing his wrist. Gahan was found in his Hollywood home with a two-inch slit in his wrist.

Birthdays today...
1601 - Georges de Scudéry, French writer (d. 1667)
1624 - Jean Renaud de Segrais, French writer (d. 1701)
1647 - Denis Papin, French physicist and inventor (d. c. 1712)
1679 - Pierre Guérin de Tencin, French cardinal (d. 1758)
1760 - Pope Leo XII (d. 1829)
1764 - Charles Percier, French architect (d. 1838)
1771 - Henry Maudslay, English inventor (d. 1831)
1773 - Aimé Bonpland, French explorer (d. 1858)
1779 - James Kirke Paulding, American author (d. 1860)
1800 - William S. Harney, U.S. general (d. 1889)
1800 - Samuel David Luzzatto, Italian-Jewish scholar (d. 1865)
1811 - William Kelly, American inventor (d. 1888)
1822 - Virginia Clemm Poe, wife of Edgar Allan Poe (d. 1847)
1827 - Ezra Butler Eddy, Canadian businessman, industrialist and politician (d. 1906)
1834 - Samuel Pierpont Langley, American astronomer (d. 1906)
1836 - Archibald MacNeal Willard, American artist (d. 1918)
1845 - William Lewis Douglas, 42nd Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1924)
1848 - Melville E. Stone, American newspaper publisher (d. 1929)
1854 - Milan I, King of Serbia (d. 1901)
1857 - Ned Hanlon, American baseball player and manager (d. 1937)
1860 - Paul Gottlieb Nipkow, German inventor (d. 1940)
1860 - Eleonore of Reuss-Köstritz, tsaritsa of Bulgaria (d. 1917)
1862 - Claude Debussy, French composer (d. 1918)
1867 - Maximilian Bircher-Benner, Swiss physician and nutritionist (d. 1939)
1873 - Alexander Bogdanov, Russian physician and philosopher (d. 1928)
1874 - Max Scheler, German philosopher (d. 1928)
1880 - George Herriman, American cartoonist (d. 1944)
1880 - Gorch Fock, German author and poet (d. 1916)
1887 - Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk, German minister of finance (d. 1977)
1891 - Jacques Lipchitz, Lithuanian-born American sculptor (d. 1973)
1893 - Dorothy Parker, American writer (d. 1967)
1893 - Wilfred Kitching, British Salvation Army general (d. 1977)
1895 - Paul Comtois, French Canadian politician (d. 1966)
1900 - Sergei Ozhegov, Russian lexicographer (d. 1964)
1902 - Leni Riefenstahl, German film director (d. 2003)
1902 - Thomas Pelly, American politician (d. 1973)
1904 - Deng Xiaoping, Premier of the People's Republic of China (d. 1997)
1908 - Henri Cartier-Bresson, French photographer (d. 2004)
1909 - Julius J. Epstein, American screenwriter (d. 2000)
1909 - Mel Hein, American football player (d. 1992)
1909 - Lucille Ricksen, American actress (d. 1925)
1913 - Bruno Pontecorvo, Italian physicist (d. 1993)
1915 - David Dellinger, American social rights and peace movement leader (d. 2004)
1915 - Hugh Paddick, British actor (d. 2000)
1915 - James Hillier, Co-inventor of the electron microscope (d. 2007)
1915 - Edward Szczepanik, former Polish Prime Minister (d. 2005)
1917 - John Lee Hooker, American musician (d. 2001)
1918 - Mary McGrory, American journalist (d. 2004)
1920 - Ray Bradbury, American writer
1920 - Denton Cooley, American heart surgeon
1922 - Micheline Presle, French actress
1925 - Honor Blackman, English actress
1925 - James Kirkwood, Jr., American playwright and author (d. 1989)
1928 - Tinga Seisay, Sierra Leonean diplomat and pro-democracy advocate
1928 - Karlheinz Stockhausen, German composer (d. 2007)
1930 - Gilmar, Brazilian football player
1932 - Gerald P. Carr, American astronaut
1934 - Norman Schwarzkopf, U.S. general
1934 - Sir Donald McIntyre, English bass-baritone
1935 - E. Annie Proulx, American author
1936 - Dale Hawkins, American singer and songwriter
1938 - Paul Maguire, American football commentator
1939 - George Reinholt, American actor
1939 - Carl Yastrzemski, baseball player
1940 - Valerie Harper, American actress
1940 - Bill McCartney, former college football coach
1941 - Bill Parcells, American football coach
1941 - Hannspeter Winter, Austrian plasma physicist
1942 - Uğur Mumcu, Turkish journalist and writer (d. 1993)
1943 - Masatoshi Shima, Japanese computer scientist
1945 - Ron Dante, American songwriter and record producer (The Archies)
1945 - Erol Gelenbe, Turkish computer scientist and mathematician
1947 - Cindy Williams, American actress
1947 - Donna Godchaux, singer (Grateful Dead)
1948 - Eleonora Brown, Italian actress
1949 - Diana Nyad, American swimmer, world record holder
1949 - Doug Bair, baseball player
1949 - Þórarinn Eldjárn, an Icelandic writer
1949 - Alfred Musema, Rwandan genocidaire
1950 - Ray Burris, baseball player
1950 - I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, former White House Chief of Staff
1951 - Chandra Prakash Mainali, Nepalese politician
1952 - Peter Laughner, American musician (Rocket From the Tombs, Pere Ubu) (d. 1977)
1953 - Paul Ellering, American wrestling manager
1955 - Will Shetterly, writer
1955 - Chiranjeevi, Telugu film actor
1956 - Paul Molitor, baseball player
1957 - Steve Davis, English snooker player
1958 - Colm Feore, American-born actor
1958 - Lane Huffman, American professional wrestler
1958 - Vernon Reid, American musician (Living Colour)
1959 - Juan Croucier, American musician
1959 - Pia Gjellerup, Danish politician
1961 - Roland Orzabal, British musician (Tears for Fears)
1961 - Debbi Peterson, American musician (The Bangles)
1963 - Tori Amos, American singer/songwriter
1963 - Terry Catledge, American basketball player
1964 - Mats Wilander, Swedish tennis player
1965 - Tom Gibis, American voice actor
1966 - Eric Andolsek, American football player (d. 1992)
1966 - GZA, American rapper
1966 - Rob Witschge, Dutch footballer
1967 - Layne Staley, American musician (Alice in Chains) (d. 2002)
1967 - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, British actor
1967 - Ant, American comedian
1967 - Ty Burrell, American actor
1967 - Alfred Gough, American screenwriter
1967 - Yukiko Okada, Japanese singer (d. 1986)
1968 - Paul Colman, Australian guitarist (Newsboys)
1968 - Alexander Mostovoi, Russian footballer
1968 - Horst Skoff, Austrian tennis player (d. 2008)
1968 - Rich Lowry, American magazine editor
1970 - Charlie Connelly, English writer
1970 - Giada De Laurentiis, Italian-born American chef and television host
1971 - Richard Armitage, English actor
1971 - Rick Yune, Korean American actor
1972 - Steve Kline, American baseball player
1972 - Okkert Brits, South African pole vaulter
1972 - Max Wilson, Brazilian racing driver
1973 - Kristen Wiig, American comedian
1973 - Howie Dorough, American singer (Backstreet Boys)
1974 - William Kucmierowski, American professional wrestler
1974 - Agustín Pichot, Argentine rugby player
1974 - Stefano Verderi, Italian guitarist
1975 - Clint Bolton, Australian footballer
1975 - Sheree Murphy, British actress
1975 - Rodrigo Santoro, Brazilian actor
1977 - Heiðar Helguson, Icelandic footballer
1977 - Keren Cytter, Israeli visual artist
1977 - Jenna Leigh Green, American actress
1978 - Jeff Stinco, Canadian musician (Simple Plan)
1980 - Christi Shake, American model and actress
1980 - Roland Benschneider, German footballer
1980 - Nicolas Macrozonaris, French-Canadian track-and-field athlete
1981 - Alex Holmes, American football player
1982 - Heather Campbell, Canadian writer
1983 - Theo Bos, Dutch cyclist
1983 - Laura Breckenridge, American actress
1984 - Lee Camp, English football goalkeeper
1986 - Keiko Kitagawa, Japanese actress

Famous deaths...
408 - Stilicho, Roman general (b. 359)
1155 - Konoe, Emperor of Japan (b. 1139)
1188 - Ferdinand II, King of Leon (b. 1137)
1241 - Gregory IX, Italian religious leader, 178th Pope (b. c. 1143)
1280 - Nicholas III, Italian religious leader, 188th Pope (b. c. 1216)
1304 - John II, Count of Hainaut (b. 1247)
1350 - Philip VI, King of France (b. 1293)
1358 - Isabella, Queen of England (b. circa 1295)
1485 - Richard III, King of England (b. 1452)
1553 - John Dudley, English admiral and politician (b. 1501)
1572 - Thomas Percy, Earl of Northumberland (b. 1528)
1584 - Jan Kochanowski, Polish writer (b. 1530)
1599 - Beatrice Cenci, Italian noblewoman (b. 1577)
1599 - Luca Marenzio, Italian composer (b. c. 1553)
1607 - Bartholomew Gosnold, English explorer and privateer (b. 1572)
1609 - Maharal of Prague, Jewish mystic and philosopher (b. 1525)
1652 - Jacob De la Gardie, Swedish soldier and statesman (b. 1583)
1680 - John George II, Elector of Saxony (b. 1613)
1701 - John Granville, 1st Earl of Bath, English royalist statesman (b. 1628)
1711 - Louis François, duc de Boufflers, French marshal (b. 1644)
1752 - William Whiston, English mathematician (b. 1667)
1773 - George Lyttelton, English writer and politician (b. 1709)
1793 - Louis, 4th duc de Noailles, Marshal of France (b. 1713)
1797 - Dagobert Sigmund von Wurmser, Alsatian-born Austrian general (b. 1724)
1806 - Jean-Honoré Fragonard, French artist (b. 1732)
1818 - Warren Hastings, British Governor-General of India (b. 1732)
1828 - Franz Joseph Gall, Austrian neuroscientist (b. 1758)
1850 - Nikolaus Lenau, Austrian poet (b. 1802)
1861 - Xianfeng, Emperor of China (b. 1831)
1891 - Jan Neruda, Czech author (b. 1834)
1903 - Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1830)
1914 - Giacomo Radini-Tedeschi bishop of Bergamo
1918 - Korbinian Brodmann, German neurologist (b. 1868)
1922 - Michael Collins, Irish revolutionary (b. 1890)
1926 - Charles W. Eliot, American President of Harvard University (b. 1834)
1940 - Sir Oliver Joseph Lodge, English physicist, spiritualist, pioneer in wireless telegraphy (b. 1851)
1942 - Michel Fokine, Russian choreographer and dancer (b. 1880)
1950 - Kirk Bryan, American geologist (b. 1888)
1953 - Jim Tabor, baseball player (b. 1916)
1958 - Roger Martin du Gard, French writer, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1881)
1960 - Eduard Pütsep, Estonian wrestler and Olympic medalist (b. 1898)
1965 - Ellen Church, First American airline stewardess (b. 1904)
1967 - Gregory Goodwin Pincus, American endocrinologist (b. 1903)
1970 - Vladimir Propp, Russian structuralist scholar (b. 1895)
1973 - Louise Huff, American actress (b. 1895)
1974 - Jacob Bronowski, Polish-English mathematician & TV presenter (b. 1908)
1976 - Juscelino Kubitschek de Oliveira, President of Brazil (b. 1902)
1976 - Gina Bachauer, Greek pianist (b. 1913)
1977 - Sebastian Cabot, English-born actor (b. 1918)
1978 - Jomo Kenyatta, first President of Kenya (b. c. 1892)
1979 - James T. Farrell, American novelist (b. 1904)
1980 - James Smith McDonnell, American aircraft manufacturer (b. 1899)
1980 - Alfred Neubauer, German racing team manager (Mercedes Benz) (b. 1891)
1989 - Huey P. Newton, American activist (b. 1942)
1991 - Colleen Dewhurst, Canadian actress (b. 1924)
1994 - Gilles Groulx, French Canadian film director (b. 1931)
2003 - Arnold Gerschwiler, Swiss-born figure skating trainer (b. 1914)
2003 - Generosa Ammon, widow of Ted Ammon (b. 1956)
2003 - Imperio Argentina, Argentinian singer and actress (b. 1906)
2004 - Konstantin Aseev, Russian chess player (b. 1960)
2004 - Daniel Petrie, Canadian-born television and movie director (b. 1920)
2004 - Al Dvorin, American announcer on Elvis Presley's shows (b. c.1923)
2005 - Luc Ferrari, French composer (b. 1929)
2006 - Bruce Gary, American rock drummer, producer (The Knack) (b. 1951)

Holidays and observances...
RC feasts - Mary Queen of angels, Immaculate Heart

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Aug 22 1776

George Washington asks the Continental Congress for permission to burn New York City, to stop the city from being used to quarter troops arriving via the British fleet. It is declined, but his soldiers set 1/4th of the town ablaze on September 21.


Wow.. that'd cahnge things up a bit eh?

[BRAD]

Aug 22 1992

FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi fires a rifle shot that kills unarmed Vicki Weaver, at the Ruby Ridge standoff. Horiuchi claimed he was trying to shoot another man in the back. The FBI also killed Weaver's fourteen year old son Sam, and the son's dog.

Aug 22 1995

David Gahan, lead singer of rock group Depeche Mode, was hospitalized after trying to commit suicide by slashing his wrist. Gahan was found in his Hollywood home with a two-inch slit in his wrist.


ok first offf what was up woth the FBI in the first one.

and second how the hell do you fail at slitting your wrists

[Krandall]

You gotta go DOWN the road. Not across. DUUHhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[BRAD]

hows work going krandall?