Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Krandall]

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite."

[Krandall]

"John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded."

-Jon Lajoie

[Hefe]

Jon is one of my favorite people!

[Peelz]

"John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded."

-Jon Lajoie

LOL thats great

[Magz]

Jon is one of my favorite people!

i bet he's white   

[Hefe]

his name isn't Juan Martinez is it?

he is actually from Canada Eh!

[Peelz]

Jon is one of my favorite people!

i bet he's white   

magz...you are just as racist when you accuse everyone for being racist  

[Magz]

A bum asked a man on the street for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No, I don't drink."


The man took in the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

Again the bum replies, "No, I don't gamble."

Intrigued, the man took another tack. "Will you while away the productive working day at the golf course?"

And once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

[Peelz]

hahaa I love that one! 

[Krandall]

"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a DVD player for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95." -Chris Rock

[Peelz]

"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a DVD player for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95." -Chris Rock

[Hefe]

I used to work with a guy who REGULARLY got $5.00 blow jobs from a couple crack heads... (true story)

[Krandall]

[Magz]

I used to work with a guy who REGULARLY got $5.00 blow jobs from a couple crack heads... (true story)

WOW THATS A LOW PRICE!


do you have the name of these crack heads?

[Hefe]

yep.. come to Saginaw MI .. I will hook ya up