Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Bert]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?  Mega-sore-ass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?   Lick-a-lot-a-puss

[Peelz]

 

[Busby]

  the old ones are the best bert 

[Busby]

Ken was a single guy living at home with his father and working in his own
business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune someday when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he
had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Three weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

[kyledvor61]

awesome

[BRAD]

i would kill the bitch and inherit everything

[Peelz]

haha busby-great!

[Flynbyu]

Q: Why do Scots wear kilts?





A: Because sheep can hear a zipper 300 meters away.

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

  good one brian

[Flynbyu]

Q: How do homosexuals fake orgasms?


A: Spit on each others backs.



~Brian

[Peelz]

why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

because his pecker is on his head

[Peelz]

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

[darkside94]

In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials; So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is
worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette".

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house

[Peelz]

 

[exentix]

nice one dark