Post some good jokes here!!!!

[BRAD]

They always say "you won't be able to hang with us in the mud."

thats a good joke. just cause we cant hit the deep stuff they think we cant ride in mud. it just takes alittle more skill from us to make it through

[Peelz]

They always say "you won't be able to hang with us in the mud."

thats a good joke. just cause we cant hit the deep stuff they think we cant ride in mud. it just takes alittle more skill from us to make it through

I just wheelie through it! Or punch it and skip across!   I am always ten times dirtier though.

[BRAD]

They always say "you won't be able to hang with us in the mud."

thats a good joke. just cause we cant hit the deep stuff they think we cant ride in mud. it just takes alittle more skill from us to make it through

I just wheelie through it! Or punch it and skip across!   I am always ten times dirtier though.

exactly. i always come out dirty as hell. but i usually make it through infront of them

[BRAD]

got this in a txt message from the gf.

Ok your riding a horse full speed, a giraffe is beside you and your being chased by a lion What do you do?

You get your drunk ass off the carousel(sp?) 

[Krandall]

 

[BRAD]

i figured that one would get some laughs

[Colorado700R]

For Phil  

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an All Black rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies rugby jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious Kiwi fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Australian and NZ rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
"Who was that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with GERD and has access to all of GERD's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said,
"he may have access to GERD and his wisdom, but he doesn't know s**t about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

[Krandall]

 

GO ALL BLACKS!

[dragonz]

For Phil  

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an All Black rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies rugby jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious Kiwi fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Australian and NZ rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
"Who was that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with GERD and has access to all of GERD's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said,
"he may have access to GERD and his wisdom, but he doesn't know s**t about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

FUCKIN AUSSIES!!! 

Thats a good one, but after the last ass whippin we gave them,
it's more like the Aussies are the shark bait, even after they stole one of our best coaches!

[kyledvor61]

 

[BRAD]

good one Aaron

[dragonz]

good one Aaron

Watch it, Shark Bait!

[NaturalRaptor]

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

[NaturalRaptor]

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'

[NaturalRaptor]

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My GERD!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'