Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[Peelz]

Memphis is ROUGH.

I'd almost rather take my chances in New Orleans vs. Memphis.

~Brian

Beautiful, I'll tell them that.
they try to stay within 5-6 hrs drive from home. So, N.O. is out. All of them have small children, as the years go on, the trips will become more extravagant. While the man trip (dunes) will remain the same. 

[Flynbyu]

Memphis is ROUGH.

I'd almost rather take my chances in New Orleans vs. Memphis.

~Brian

Beautiful, I'll tell them that.
they try to stay within 5-6 hrs drive from home. So, N.O. is out. All of them have small children, as the years go on, the trips will become more extravagant. While the man trip (dunes) will remain the same. 

Branson, MO.

Tons of stuff to do there, and it's CHEAP!!!!!

~Brian

[Peelz]

Memphis is ROUGH.

I'd almost rather take my chances in New Orleans vs. Memphis.

~Brian

Beautiful, I'll tell them that.
they try to stay within 5-6 hrs drive from home. So, N.O. is out. All of them have small children, as the years go on, the trips will become more extravagant. While the man trip (dunes) will remain the same. 

Branson, MO.

Tons of stuff to do there, and it's CHEAP!!!!!

~Brian

That was my thought. I had fun in Branson(my loathing of country music aside). Always something to do. Their first trip was the Ozarks. Last year was the Dells. I think it is up in the air still. It's only a 3-4 day trip, so nothing big.

[Flynbyu]

Yeah, I hate country music.....I would just go to visit the amusement parks or White Water. Lots of places to eat down there too. Need something more, go north. Springfield has some fine nudie bars too.

~Brian

[preddy08]

Some freinds and I sent to branson. Pretty fun place, but I was SICK of BBQ by the time the week was over.

MUCH safer than Memphis

[Colorado700R]

The Pastor's Ass
>
>
>       The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
>       The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in
> the Race Again, and it won again.
>
>
>       The local paper read:
>
>
>     PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
>       The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he
> ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>       The next day, the local paper headline
> Read:
>
>
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to
> get Rid Of the donkey.
>
>
>       The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent.
>
>       The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following
> headline the next day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
>   The bishop fainted.
>
>       He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the
> donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>       The next day the paper read:
>
>       NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy
> back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where i t could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
>       The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
>       The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public
> opin ion can Bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your Life.
>
>
>       So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
>       Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot
> happier and live longer!

[Krandall]

Memphis is ROUGH.

I'd almost rather take my chances in New Orleans vs. Memphis.

~Brian

Beautiful, I'll tell them that.
they try to stay within 5-6 hrs drive from home. So, N.O. is out. All of them have small children, as the years go on, the trips will become more extravagant. While the man trip (dunes) will remain the same. 

Branson, MO.

Tons of stuff to do there, and it's CHEAP!!!!!

~Brian

My parents had a lot of fun in Branson, they have some good shows too


New Orleans isn't bad, I stayed a few years back in the french quarters about 3 blocks away from bourbon st. FREAKING AWESOME.

[darkside94]

The Pastor's Ass
>
>
>       The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
>       The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in
> the Race Again, and it won again.
>
>
>       The local paper read:
>
>
>     PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
>       The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he
> ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>       The next day, the local paper headline
> Read:
>
>
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to
> get Rid Of the donkey.
>
>
>       The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent.
>
>       The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following
> headline the next day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
>   The bishop fainted.
>
>       He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the
> donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>       The next day the paper read:
>
>       NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy
> back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where i t could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
>       The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
>       The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public
> opin ion can Bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your Life.
>
>
>       So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
>       Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot
> happier and live longer!

i thought that was gonna have a good punchline 

[exentix]

The Pastor's Ass
>
>
>       The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
>       The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in
> the Race Again, and it won again.
>
>
>       The local paper read:
>
>
>     PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
>       The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he
> ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>       The next day, the local paper headline
> Read:
>
>
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to
> get Rid Of the donkey.
>
>
>       The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent.
>
>       The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following
> headline the next day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
>   The bishop fainted.
>
>       He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the
> donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>       The next day the paper read:
>
>       NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy
> back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where i t could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
>       The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
>       The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public
> opin ion can Bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your Life.
>
>
>       So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
>       Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot
> happier and live longer!

that was good 

[who else but rk]

The Pastor's Ass
>
>
>       The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
>       The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in
> the Race Again, and it won again.
>
>
>       The local paper read:
>
>
>     PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
>       The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he
> ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>       The next day, the local paper headline
> Read:
>
>
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to
> get Rid Of the donkey.
>
>
>       The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent.
>
>       The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following
> headline the next day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
>   The bishop fainted.
>
>       He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the
> donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>       The next day the paper read:
>
>       NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
>       This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy
> back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where i t could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
>       The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
>       The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public
> opin ion can Bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your Life.
>
>
>       So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
>       Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot
> happier and live longer!

good one

[exentix]

what up rk

[Flynbyu]

Some freinds and I sent to branson. Pretty fun place, but I was SICK of BBQ by the time the week was over.

MUCH safer than Memphis

I love the Outback there. Not the "Outback" franchise, but this place: http://outbackbranson.com/

Gator is on the menu....tasty!

The landing there is very nice.....It's transformed the whole old downtown portion of the city.

~Brian

[who else but rk]

exentix, see this. thats a real bike, one you should get  :grin_nod:
z

[Peelz]

Yeah, I hate country music.....I would just go to visit the amusement parks or White Water. Lots of places to eat down there too. Need something more, go north. Springfield has some fine nudie bars too.

~Brian

we are talking about four 30 something women. You think that is what they want?  

cute story colorado

[exentix]

i hate you... haha dam nice bike tho.. love the remove before taking flight thing

but at least i kno how to ride a wheelie bitch