Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VII

[dick-84]

Buy the damn quad already, my sides hurt from laughing at the "poser" jokes.   

JK



Aaron

Im working on it. DAMN!  :'(

[kyledvor61]

Buy the damn quad already, my sides hurt from laughing at the "poser" jokes.   

JK



Aaron

Im working on it. DAMN!  :'(

poser.


sup nuccas

[Peelz]

good morning all. Can I skip work today?

[Krandall]

Brian's slackin on the news... Someone get his ass outta bed!

[Colorado700R]

Morning 

[preddy08]

Where's the new....................WHERE'S THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH GERD THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NaturalRaptor]

Morning everybody! 

[Colorado700R]

If I was still controlling Aircraft, I'd have the boyz from Tinker AFB buzz Brian's house 

[Krandall]

If I was still controlling Aircraft, I'd have the boyz from Tinker AFB buzz Brian's house 

he'd probably creme his pants vs. poopin them 

[NaturalRaptor]

If I was still controlling Aircraft, I'd have the boyz from Tinker AFB buzz Brian's house 

[Flynbyu]

If I was still controlling Aircraft, I'd have the boyz from Tinker AFB buzz Brian's house 

he'd probably creme his pants vs. poopin them 

I'd think I was busted for looking at too much porn.



News is next.....I slept in!

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jul 17 1793

In return for attempting to obviate civil war, Charlotte Corday is publicly executed. Four days prior, she had assassinated influential French radical Jean-Paul Marat by stabbing him in the bathtub. Immediately after slicing it off, the executioner lifts Corday's head out of the guillotine's basket and slaps it on both cheeks.

Jul 17 1917

Britain's King George V issues a royal proclamation changing his family's surname from Hanover to Windsor. Thus, everyone is fooled into believing that a bunch of inbred krauts are really English. Which is convenient, because England just so happens to be at war with Germany.

Jul 17 1918

With counter-revolutionary forces advancing steadily on the city, the Bolsheviks holding captive Czar Nicholas II invite him and his family into the basement for a portrait. The Romanovs and their servants, expecting a photography session, wind up on the business end of a firing squad. Their bodies are dragged outside and buried in an unmarked mass grave.

Jul 17 1936

General Francisco Franco seizes control of the Canary Islands, signaling the start of the three-year Spanish Civil War.

Jul 17 1944

At 10:18 pm, the merchant ship SS E.A. Bryan, packed with 4,606 tons of ammunition, suddenly explodes at the Port Chicago naval base north of Oakland, California. The apocalyptic blast breaks windows in San Francisco, 48 miles away, and the seismic shock is felt as far as Boulder City, Nevada. All 320 personnel on duty, most of them negro ordnance loaders, are killed instantly.

Jul 17 1952



David Hasselhoff's birthday! Yay for David! Yay for Germany! (credits: Revenge of the Cheerleaders)

Jul 17 1955

Disneyland opens in Anaheim, California. In the words of Walt Disney, "That place is my baby, and I would prostitute myself for it."

Jul 17 1968

Premiere of the drug-induced, Big Blue Meanie-infested cartoon Beatle film Yellow Submarine, at the London Pavilion.

Jul 17 1992

Axl Rose is arrested for assault in St Louis, Missouri.

Jul 17 1996

TWA flight 800 explodes off Long Island NY, killing 230 passengers. The explosion, whose cause was not terrorist related, is used as an excuse by the FBI to ask for restrictions on civil liberties.

Birthdays today...
1487 - Ismail I, Shah of Persia (d. 1524)
1674 - Isaac Watts, English hymnwriter (d. 1748)
1698 - Pierre Louis Maupertuis, French mathematician (d. 1759)
1744 - Elbridge Gerry, 5th Vice President of the United States (d. 1814)
1745 - Petr Alekseevich Pahlen, Russian general (d. 1826)
1763 - John Jacob Astor, American businessman (d. 1848)
1797 - Hippolyte Delaroche, French painter (d. 1856)
1831 - Xianfeng, Emperor of China (d. 1861)
1839 - Ephraim Shay, American inventor (d. 1916)
1888 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon, Israeli writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1970)
1889 - Erle Stanley Gardner, American lawyer and author (Perry Mason) (d. 1970)
1898 - George Robert Vincent, American sound recording pioneer (d. 1985)
1898 - Osmond Borradaile, Canadian cinematographer (d. 1999)
1898 - Berenice Abbott, American photographer (d. 1991)
1899 - James Cagney, American actor (d. 1986)
1900 - Marcel Dalio, French actor (d. 1983)
1901 - Luigi Chinetti, Italian-American race car driver and team owner (NART; d. 1994)
1901 - Bruno Jasieński, Polish poet (d. 1938)
1902 - Christina Stead, Australian novelist (d. 1983)
1911 - Ted Anderson, English footballer (d. 1979)
1912 - Art Linkletter, Canadian television host
1913 - Bertrand Goldberg, American architect (d. 1997)
1917 - Phyllis Diller, American comedian
1917 - Red Sovine, American country music singer (d. 1980)
1917 - Lou Boudreau, Major League baseball player and manager (d. 2001)
1918 - Carlos Manuel Arana Osorio, President of Guatemala (d. 2003)
1920 - Juan Antonio Samaranch, Spanish chairman of the International Olympic Committee
1920 - Kenneth Wolstenholme, English sports commentator (d. 2002)
1920 - Gordon Gould, inventor of the laser (d. 2005)
1921 - František Zvarík, Slovakian actor
1923 - John Cooper, English race car designer (d. 2000)
1926 - Édouard Carpentier, French-born professional wrestler
1926 - Charles Champlin, American film critic and writer
1928 - Vince Guaraldi, American musician and composer (d. 1976)
1929 - Sergei K. Godunov, Russian mathematician
1932 - Hal Riney, American advertising executive (d. 2008)
1933 - Bruce Wells, boxer/actor
1933 - Tony Pithey, Former South African Cricketer (d. 2006)
1935 - Diahann Carroll, American actor
1935 - Peter Schickele, American author and radio host
1935 - Donald Sutherland, Canadian actor
1939 - Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of Iran
1939 - Andrée Champagne, French Canadian actress and politician
1939 - Spencer Davis, British singer and guitarist (Spencer Davis Group)
1940 - Tim Brooke-Taylor, English comedian
1941 - Daryle Lamonica, American football player
1941 - Achim Warmbold, German rally driver
1941 - Bob Taylor, Former English Cricketer
1942 - Gale Garnett, Canadian singer
1942 - Don Kessinger, American baseball player
1942 - Peter Sissons, British newsreader
1944 - Carlos Alberto, Brazilian football player
1944 - Catherine Schell, Hungarian born British actress
1944 - Mark Burgess, Former New Zealand Cricketer
1945 - Alexander, Crown Prince of Yugoslavia
1946 - Alun Armstrong, English actor
1947 - Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
1947 - Wolfgang Flür, German musician (Kraftwerk)
1948 - Ron Asheton, American musician and composer (Iggy Pop & The Stooges)
1948 - Luc Bondy, Swiss theatre and opera director
1949 - Terence "Geezer" Butler, British musician and lyricist (Black Sabbath)
1949 - Charlie Steiner, American sports broadcaster
1951 - Lucie Arnaz, American actress
1950 - Derek de Lint, Dutch actor
1950 - P.J. Soles, German-born American actress
1952 - David Hasselhoff, American actor and musician
1952 - Phoebe Laub, American singer and songwriter
1952 - Nicolette Larson, American singer (d. 1997)
1954 - Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany
1954 - J. Michael Straczynski, American author
1955 - Paul Stamets, American mycologist and environmentalist
1955 - Christopher Chappell, Former Canadian Cricketer
1956 - Bryan Trottier, Canadian ice hockey player
1957 - Fern Britton, British television presenter
1958 - Wong Kar-wai, Chinese film director
1960 - Mark Burnett, English-born television producer
1960 - Nancy Giles, American actress
1960 - Robin Shou, Hong Kong actor
1960 - Jan Wouters, Dutch football player and manager
1960 - Dawn Upshaw, American soprano
1960 - Kim Barnett, Former English Cricketer
1961 - Jonathan Potts, Canadian actor
1963 - Matti Nykänen, Finnish ski jumper
1963 - Letsie III, King of Lesotho
1963 - John Ventimiglia, American actor
1965 - Craig Morgan, American singer
1965 - Alex Winter, English film director
1965 - Santiago Segura, Spanish film director and actor
1966 - Sten Tolgfors, Swedish politician
1968 - Bitty Schram, American actress
1970 - Mandy Smith, English model and singer
1971 - Calbert Cheaney, American basketball player
1971 - Cory Doctorow, Canadian author and activist
1971 - Nico Mattan, Belgian cyclist
1972 - Jason Rullo, American drummer (Symphony X, Redemption)
1972 - Jaap Stam, Dutch footballer
1973 - Michael Wilson, American Libratarion
1973 - Eric Moulds, American football player
1973 - Tony Dovolani, Albanian ballroom dancer
1973 - Liam Kyle Sullivan, American comedian and actor
1974 - Laura Macdonald, Scottish jazz musician
1975 - Elena Anaya, Spanish actress
1975 - Cécile de France, Belgian actress
1975 - Paul Hinojos, American guitarist (At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta)
1975 - Konnie Huq, English television presenter
1975 - Terence Tao, Australian Chinese mathematician
1975 - Gino D'Acampo, Italian celebrity chef
1975 - Andre Adams, Former New Zealand Cricketer
1976 - Dagmara Dominczyk, Polish actress
1976 - Eric Winter, American actor
1976 - Matthew Holmes, Australian actor
1977 - M.I.A., British rapper
1977 - Lehmber Hussainpuri, Famous Indian Singer
1977 - Marc Savard, Canadian hockey player
1978 - Mike Hettinga, American professional wrestler
1978 - Katharine Towne, American actress
1978 - Ricardo Arona, Brazillian mixed martial artist
1979 - Mike Vogel, American actor
1980 - Ryan Miller, NHL hockey player
1980 - Javier Camuñas, Spanish footballer
1981 - Elpida Romantzi, Greek archer
1982 - Natasha Hamilton, British singer (Atomic Kitten)
1982 - Omari Banks, West Indian Cricketer
1983 - Ryan Guettler, professional Australian BMX rider
1983 - Brooke Kinsella, British actress
1983 - Adam Lind, American baseball player
1984 - Sotiris Leontiou, Greek footballer
1984 - Asami Kimura, Japanese singer
1985 - Neil McGregor, Scottish footballer
1985 - Tom Fletcher, British singer (McFly)
1986 - Dana, Korean singer and actress (TSZX)
1988 - Summer Bishil, Arab American actress
1987 - Darius Boyd, NRL Player
1989 - Josie Lopez, American actress
1989 - Marko Todorović, Swiss swimmer
1992 - Taavi Rand, Estonian ice skater
1998 - Felipe Juan Froilán de Marichalar y de Borbón, Spanish royal

Famous deaths...
521 - Magnus Felix Ennodius, bishop and Latin poet (b. 474)
656 - Uthman ibn Affan, Third Caliph, assassinated.
924 - King Edward the Elder of England
1070 - Baldwin VI, Count of Flanders (b. 1030)
1453 - John Talbot, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury, English military leader
1531 - Hosokawa Takakuni, Japanese military commander (b. 1484)
1566 - Bartolomé de Las Casas, Spanish priest (b. 1484)
1571 - Georg Fabricius, German poet and historian (b. 1516)
1588 - Sinan, Ottoman architect (b. 1489)
1645 - Robert Carr, 1st Earl of Somerset, Scottish politician
1704 - Pierre-Charles Le Sueur, French fur trader and explorer
1709 - Robert Bolling, English settler in Virginia (b. 1646)
1790 - Adam Smith, Scottish economist and philosopher (b. 1723)
1791 - Martin Dobrizhoffer, Austrian Jesuit missionary (b. 1717)
1793 - Charlotte Corday, French aristocrat and murderer (b. 1768)
1794 - John Roebuck, British inventor (b. 1718)
1845 - Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1764)
1878 - Aleardo Aleardi, Italian poet (b. 1812)
1879 - Maurycy Gottlieb, Ukrainian painter (b. 1856)
1881 - Jim Bridger, American mountain man, Indian fighter, and explorer (b. 1804)
1885 - Jean-Charles Chapais, Canadian politician (b. 1811)
1887 - Dorothea Dix, french social activist (b. 1802)
1893 - Frederick A. Johnson, American politician (b. 1833)
1894 - Josef Hyrtl, Austrian anatomist (b. 1810)
1894 - Charles-Marie-René Leconte de Lisle, French poet (b. 1818)
1907 - Hector Malot, French writer (b. 1830)
1912 - Henri Poincaré, French mathematician (b. 1854)
1918 - Family of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia (b. 1868)
          Tsaritsa Alexandra Fyodorovna (b. 1872)
          Grand Duchess Olga (b. 1895)
          Grand Duchess Tatiana (b. 1897)
          Grand Duchess Maria (b. 1899)
          Grand Duchess Anastasia (b. 1901)
          Tsarevich Alexei (b. 1904)
1928 - Giovanni Giolitti, Italian statesman (b. 1842)
1935 - George William Russell, Irish nationalist, poet and artist (b. 1867)
1944 - William James Sidis, gifted mathematician and child prodigy (b. 1898)
1945 - Ernst Busch, German field marshal (b. 1885)
1946 - General Dragoljub Mihailović, commandant of the Yugoslav Royal Army in the Fatherland (b. 1893)
1950 - Evangeline Booth, the 4th General of The Salvation Army (b. 1865)
1959 - Billie Holiday, American singer (b. 1915)
1959 - Eugene Meyer, American businessman and newspaper publisher (b. 1875)
1961 - Ty Cobb, baseball player (b. 1886)
1967 - John Coltrane, American musician (b. 1926)
1974 - Dizzy Dean, Major League baseball pitcher (b. 1910)
1975 - Konstantine Gamsakhurdia, Georgian writer and public benefactor (b. 1893)
1980 - Boris Delaunay, Russian mathematician (b. 1890)
1987 - Yujiro Ishihara, Japanese actor (b. 1934)
1988 - Frank Goodish, professional wrestler (b. 1946)
1995 - Juan Manuel Fangio, Argentinian race car driver (b. 1911)
1996 - Chas Chandler, bass guitarist (The Animals), record producer and manager (b. 1938)
2001 - Katharine Graham, American publisher (b. 1917)
2003 - David Kelly, Welsh UN weapons inspector (b. 1944)
2003 - Rosalyn Tureck, American pianist and harpsichordist (b. 1914)
2004 - Pat Roach, British professional wrestler and actor (b. 1937)
2005 - Laurel Aitken, Jamaican singer (b. 1927)
2005 - Geraldine Fitzgerald, Irish-born actress (b. 1913)
2005 - Edward Heath, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1916)
2005 - Gavin Lambert, British-born screenwriter (b. 1924)
2005 - Joe Vialls, Australian writer (b. 1944)
2006 - Sam Myers, American musician and songwriter (b. 1936)
2006 - Mickey Spillane, American author (b. 1918)
2007 - Júlio Redecker, Brazilian Politician (b. 1956)

Holidays and observances...
South Korea - Constitution Day.
Kyoto, Japan - Gion Matsuri.
Saint Alexius, confessor
Saint Cynllo
Saint Ennodius, bishop of Pavia
Saint Marcellina, virgin
Saint Piatus, bishop of Tournai Paris
The Russian Royal Family
Saint Speratus and companions 'the Sicilian Martyrs'
World Day for International Justice

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Jul 17 1952
David Hasselhoff's birthday




Come on guys... Don't Hassle the Hoff... 

[Colorado700R]

Grand Duchess Anastasia (b. 1901)

Nu-uh she lived in the Disney movie !!

[NaturalRaptor]

Jul 17 1944

At 10:18 pm, the merchant ship SS E.A. Bryan, packed with 4,606 tons of ammunition, suddenly explodes at the Port Chicago naval base north of Oakland, California. The apocalyptic blast breaks windows in San Francisco, 48 miles away, and the seismic shock is felt as far as Boulder City, Nevada. All 320 personnel on duty, most of them negro ordnance loaders, are killed instantly.

Look out for Bryan!