My day.....

[socalrappy700]

So today started off like any other day.  I was jerking off in my neighbor's lawn because I was looking for a bull frog when a giant bird few threw the hole in the ozone layer and took a big crap on my pack of gum.  I was pissed none the less so I went over to talk to the tree because it was looking at me funny when all of the sudden the flower looked up at me and broke out in some of that old school funky shit.  Now I have Dre in my head telling me its not about the GDP but all about NWA and that my ears smell funny.  Then the mail man tried to cast a spell on me so I bitch slapped him into next week.  I'm not worried about the federal charges since JFK owes me one for bangin his stupid sister.  Well now I'm stuck in the house trying to decide what kind of turkey to put on my cereal. But at least I got the lamp to finally be able to tie a full windsor. 

My name is Erich and I'm a pc....and windows 7 was my idea.

[Colorado700R]

Shit......Erich fell off the wagon.


Damn you Pealer!!!

[Peelz]

It's not my wagon.   

[Danny T]

lmaooo

[kyledvor61]

I like tawtles 

[Lady4Fiddy]

He didn't fall off the wagon... he got himself a big box of CRAZY!

Those cracker jack treats are nothing like they used to be.

[unclesharty]

LSD is a hell of a drug!