love this site

[P.I.M.P.]

So just found this site and have been reading now for like 2 hours.
www.textsfromlastnight.com

[Colorado700R]

Holy Shit

(323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
(1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
(323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

[Colorado700R]

Krandall Fail

(413): He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

[Colorado700R]

Peels Fail

(734): Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea

[preddy08]

ERMAHGERD I'm moving to Boulder!!! Wait a minute, Aaron.....Nicky 

(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

[Colorado700R]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(613): I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"

[NaturalRaptor]

(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole

(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

[Krandall]

Peelz/Preddy?


(919): So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?