Jeff Gordon fires pitcrew.

[bamaquad]

BREAKING NEWS FROM NASCAR......

Jeff Gordon fires his whole pit crew:

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost
in the pits.

However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud,
a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in
the shower.

[Peelz]

   cute

[Lady4Fiddy]

thats freakin hilarious   

[Sand84]

Thats great

[BRAD]

good one man

[dabigbratj]

 

[Warren]

good one. 

[kyledvor61]