Tequila cookies recipe!!

[kyledvor61]

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila

Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality

Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

[fire raptor]

I had those cookies before. The were baked by a mexican guy named Don Julio he was the Patron in a town called Cabo Wabo. Way better than those brownies in? shit i dont remember.

[Krandall]

sounds like somethin I'll have to try 

[Peelz]

Nice Kyle. Let us know how that recipe works out for ya' 

[Flynbyu]

I had those cookies before. The were baked by a mexican guy named Don Julio he was the Patron in a town called Cabo Wabo. Way better than those brownies in? shit i dont remember.

Don Julio?

Patron?

Cabo Wabo?



~Brian

[Peelz]

I had those cookies before. The were baked by a mexican guy named Don Julio he was the Patron in a town called Cabo Wabo. Way better than those brownies in? shit i dont remember.

Don Julio?

Patron?

Cabo Wabo?



~Brian

ha, went right over my head..

[kyledvor61]

sounds like somethin I'll have to try 

reminded me of one of your drunk posts so thats why i did it

[Flynbyu]

My wife thought it was funny too.

+1 Kyle.

~Brian

[BRAD]

good one man