Confucius say:

[Flynbyu]

Cow with no legs, ground beef.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Man who fishes in another woman's well often catches crab.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Cow with no legs, ground beef.

~Brian

ERMAHGERD.. that's freaking awesome!

[Flynbyu]

Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Man who put pea in soup very unclean.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

War not determine who right. War determine who left.

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

 

[Peelz]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

[Peelz]

To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!

~Brian

that's f'in great!