How much wood?

[Gunz]

Could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Troy31]

I'd say about a face cord before their arms get tired.

[disco]

trick question, there are no woodchucks around here.  they all got shot.  but supposing there are some around, the answer depends on the size of the wood the woodchuck is trying to chuck.  also, what knd of woodchuck?  the sparticus woodchuck will simply choke on the wood and the peelzious woodchuck can chuck wood faster than the eye can see.  the discmodius woodchuck is union and lazy and won't won't chuck any wood. 

[preddy08]

"Hey you dang wood chucks, quit chucking my wood!"

[Peelz]

Preddy will chuck all the wood you want baby.

[Gunz]

I got wood in meh britches...

[Krandall]

"Hey you dang wood chucks, quit chucking my wood!"

I laughed out loud when I saw that commercial for the first time!

[Spartan]

Enough wood to tangle with a snake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipdiai7or_o