Funny Craigslist

[Sand84]

This is great   I pasted it cause im sure it will get flagged

http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/1686524078.html

Looking for a gently used Lamborghini Reventon to impress my girl friend. She likes fast cars and money, but not a whole lot of sex. Also looking for a Raptor F-22 Fighter jet equipped with AIM-120D AMRAAM missiles. As i don't really like her mom, and will put those missiles to good use... need the inheritance money to pay off some of my maxed out credit cards. I hope you take cash, cause that's all i have.
I'm a 18 year old amish kid on Rumspringa and living on the wild side! I don't have a phone yet, for obvious reasons, but i will start up the generator from time to time to check my email.
Thanks!

[Krandall]

awesome...