Man Rules.

[Krandall]

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

If your wife hands you an unopened beer with one hand, she better have an opener in the other hand.

Never drink the same thing your girlfriend is drinking, ever.

Never put the lid down on the toilet seat... It's a sign of defeat. 

It is okay to once in a while pretend that shopping is fun...if it means you're getting laid that night.

[Kamakazi]

Never drink the same thing your girlfriend is drinking, ever.

negative, shes my little whiskey girl 

[preddy08]

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

Does this inclued Skittles and Vodka? 

[Hefe]

[preddy08]

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

Does this inclued Skittles and Vodka? 

And no it does'nt count when Lidia brings you a Skittles and Vodka at your desk wearing her flannel comphys

[Peelz]

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

Does this inclued Skittles and Vodka? 

[Krandall]

If your woman comes out from the kitchen yelling at you, the chain is to long.

Men take showers. Women take baths. It is ok for a woman to take a shower, but never the other way around.

In a locker room a man may only look at another man's face. Any deviation and the offender loses their manhood.

Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

[Krandall]

If you drive over your woman it's your own fault. You shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.   

You may never talk about rules for men with women.

Always fart close to an animal that cannot talk. If one is not available, fart anyway, and act like you didn't.

Women can't drive.

A man has no need for more than 3 pairs of shoes

[Krandall]

Under no circumstances shall a man eat pizza with a knife and fork.

A man should never go to a spa, unless they are picking up their girlfriend

Under no circumstances do men ever use "baby-talk" to talk to their pets.

One man is NOT allowed to call another man 'just to talk'.

Is she more then 10 feet from the stove she has probably fled!

[Krandall]

No man is allowed to pick something out of another man's face or head.

If you let her talk, she can talk during commercials.   

The customer is always right... unless its a woman.

The "sniff test" shall tell us when to wash clothes   

Never piss sitting down,unless you are taking a dump.

[NaturalRaptor]

No man is allowed to pick something out of another man's face or head.

If you let her talk, she can talk during commercials.   

The customer is always right... unless its a woman.

The "sniff test" shall tell us when to wash clothes   

Never piss sitting down,unless you are taking a dump.

No reason to tell everyone you are going to the rest room, just go.

And if a guys does tell everyone, ask he he needs some papepr!