so old she farts dust
:conceit:
...so fat she uses a tractor tire for a pinky ring
....so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
:rofl: GD.
....so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet
....so fat, dracula bit her neck and got type 2 diabetes!
...so stupid, she tried to study for her covid test.
...so fat, when GERD said "let there be light" he had to tell her to move out the fukin way!
:nana:
you won the bet, :confused: