Situation: Thread Game
Objective: To be King of the hill.
King of the Hill - Users battle and think of creative ways to get on top of an imaginary hill. Describe how you take down the previous poster in order to take their place as king of the hill.
I am KING OF THE HILL.
I kill you!
I'M KING
Fooled you, I didn't die. I mend my wounds, get healthy and come back with a rocket launcher, aim it at your tiny head, and pull the trigger. Your body disintegrates and I am now king of the hill.
I put some amphetamines in your drink for weeks. Then stop, and watch you scratch yourself to death from DT's.
I am now the king. :thumbs:
I hide the last tiny bit of amphetamines in yo' britches and watch gunz tear you apart in the withdrawal fueled rage. Then he is too burned out to care about some stupid hill and I am king.
I watch all this happening from the skies. But then realize I'm immortal now and haunt a airplane which crashes right into russ-russ (while he stays on the hill looking towards the plane like this :jaw:). So I become king once again and am immortal. BAHAHAHAHAHA
I tell Cammy that pat is all hawt and bothered in the tent at the bottom of the hill. He goes down to "asses" the situation. :dance: :raptorrally:
I'm king.
i throw you a bomb, then hand you instructions on how to de-fuse it, with color coded wiring diagrams. BOOM goes the dynamite! sucks to be colorblind....
"It's good to be da king!"
Well first off I would start by placing land mines (fancy ass ones undetectable at all) all around the hill and work my way to the top of the hill. once to the top I would push peels on top of a mine.
I am king of the hill.
I'd sail through the air on a glider and kick you off the hill onto your mines.. but not take over the hill..
I'd press the shiney red button, I win, you're all dead
I'm already dead, and finally finished with pat. :humper: Now back to the top!
Well after being blown apart I would come back as a zombie and go up the hill while placing Sam sites around as well as placing underground mines so you can't dig unless your utterly stupid... tell cammy pat is hot and horny again and watch him run down the hill screaming!
shot you in the brain, Zombie.
I am king
You didn't use the surviving a zombie attack handbook and double tap. I get up and eat you so you don't come back I am king.
Rule #1: Cardio.
:lol:
while you guys are fighting over the hill, I am sexing your womenz!
Guess that makes me da king of all!
hefe dies of too many std's i am now king
Peelse gives me some medicine, and I rage kill Geo.. back on top!
I have mad dog lure hefe off the hill w/ his sexy ginger ass..
KING O THE HILL!
I told Phucker you tried to steal his guns. :aaron2: Bye randy.
I am and always will be the king!
I send your sister out to the hill wearing a bikini. You rush off after her with a rageing boner. I assume kingdom of the hill after I bleached the phuck out of everything you touched
i hired chuck norris, he killed you all, then he went to the after life and killed you all there too. i am king of the hill, as chuck norris is master of all, he lets me watch the hill. game over
CHuck Norris doesnt like you assuming he is on your side. I take over the hill while he is roundhouse kicking your face.
Chuck norris gets killed by Bruce Lee.(again).while in hell. Returning to earth he kills both the cubby end toothless round eye before joining.jesus and some hit bitches at Sandals resort, heaven beach.. I take the throne and watch the hot bitches.