Add a sentence and one sentence only!!!! :krandall:
Once upon a time in a cyborg operated hospital deep below Initech a woman was giving birth.
Meanwhile, Randy was in the orderly closet blowing the janitor..
during his tryst in the closet, his wife gave birth to septuplets which oddly enough all looked like random raptor riders.
he was so confused he dropped trow right there and started whipping himself with a stick.
He whipped himself SO hard that he broke the skin and realized.....he too was a cyborg.
He decided to walk in the birthing room to meet his septuplets, the first one he held he called Mandingo who proceeded to piss rainbows all over his face.
It left a funny taste in his mouth which brought him back to reality, that it wasnt rainbow piss but the donkeys load expanding his cheeks.
Just then a Unicorn stops in front of the birthing room door, he is completely mesmerized and is contemplating whether to stay and raise his septuplets or be whisked away on a magical unicorn ride...
but then the rainbow pissing Unicorn caught the eye of the evil :air: Zombie Unicorn.
The rainbow pissing Unicorn and the Zombie Unicorn went on a feeding rampage in the birthing room eating the brains of all but one baby that was rescued by Dr, Faggot so they named the baby....
James Tiberious Kirk of the Dbl4 Fingered Romulous Klan :clap:
as a baby James would only stop crying if you gave him a pacifier, and it had to be put in his ass, much like his daddy was as a child.
THe Doctors were quite concerned about the estrogen levels in his system, so they did an exam, and after hours of examination, they did indeed find a penis.
But to their surprise the penis was actually just the pacifier.
SO after realizing their error in finding male reproductive organs, dr's concluded that krandall Jr was actually a perfect clone of his father.
And like the difficult path the baby kangaroo makes into the pouch, young James twisted and contorted until there was finally silence.
All of a sudden there was a :nuke: the mothership of 2012 was there to confiscate the baby and father for anal probing, the father was so thrilled but the baby was so scared, Krandall resisted every urge to throw his rebellious child into the :nuke:
Just then, right before the explosion, Krandall noticed the child resembled Peels, and spared his life, for he must be "the One".
They escaped on the rainbow pissing unicorn.
And ended up in a forest of shrooms.
as they rode away, krandall lifted the child and yelled ZZZZZIIIIIIMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young James turned, kicked Krandall in the face and said "MY NAME.....IS NEO!!!!"
we knew the circle of life had been completed when the child flipped us the bird :bird: yelled "hakuna matata bitches"
Now young James is maturing and has to order his pacifiers from Adam and Eve under the "Big Toys" section.
which is a good thing that daddy has a VIP account with them.
Saddly the rainbow unicorn can see the future and knows how Young James will pass, just like David Carradine....swinging from a rope tied in two places.
But the unicorn also relays good news , young James will have many years to get man ass and recieve gang bangs from large black men, as he doesn't hang himself for another 62 years.
Then Krandall pulls out a.............LIGHTSABER!! and...
shoves it deep in his ass, severing most of his internal organs and turning his intestines into menudo...
...twas a good death.
Mrs. Krandall and Lady4fiddy joined in a domestic partnership and made youtube videos of naughty things and ran a phone sex business which ended up making them billionaires.
Meanwhile, in geek heaven...krandall masturbated to the videos while playing black ops
and a baby kitten died on earth from his selfish act.
Which krandall was ok with cause he hated pussy.
So he had a Third arm sewed on, so he could masterbate NON STOP!
the third arm left his other two to hold the two liter bottle sized buttplug in his ass the rest of the time.
Suprisingly the buttplug kept falling out..
Krandall in deep thought (scratching balls, butt and head at the same time) came up with the perfect idea of properly securing the butt plug in his anus
A 12 lb sledge and a gallon of superglue!
K im over this. :lol:
It was supposed to be about Krandall. Not all of you and your saturday night activities. :lol:
You guys pick on krandall too much :(
yeah jerks
yeah WTH you guys, have some decency...sheesh.
as Krandall was going to the store to find that sledge hammer he passed Peels who only had 2 arms and could properly support the oil drum in his gaping ass.
Feel better you super used slut?!?! :lol:
He looks like an albino vampire erkle
Please tell me how not to make fun of that
:p
Then Krandall woke up and realized it was all a horrible dream!
He had too much booze the night before at the Raptor Rally.
He spotted all the members of Raptor Source, they waved him over to join the epic group hug about to take place and Krandall lived happily ever after...
THE END. :thumbs:
Quote from: THIS SPACE FOR RENT on March 25, 2011, 02:52:51 PM
as Krandall was going to the store to find that sledge hammer he passed Peels who only had 2 arms and could properly support the oil drum in his gaping ass.
Feel better you super used slut?!?! :lol:
this is why this is why this is why Im hot, you mad cuz you not
:rofl:
Quote from: Lady4Fiddy on March 25, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
Then Krandall woke up and realized it was all a horrible dream!
He had too much booze the night before at the Raptor Rally.
He spotted all the members of Raptor Source, they waved him over to join the epic group hug about to take place and Krandall lived happily ever after...
THE END. :thumbs:
hw did have a rather sore ass though